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Rachel Bilson Bikini Lip Slip Pictures are AWESOME

Sunday, August 29th, 2010 | No Comments

Rachel Bilson is another one of those understated Hollywood hotties who unlike the majority of young Hollywood starlets has not let herself turn into a complete crazy mess of a person a primary example of complete crazy being her former O.C co-star Mischa Barton. Another difference between the super cute Rachel Bilson and the use to be good looking Mischa Barton is that Rachel Bilson has a bangin super hot body, no cellulite in sight as evident in these bikini pictures of Rachel Bilson in Hawaii. Rachel Bilson has managed to stay incredibly good looking even through long stints of unemployment but the one thing that Rachel Bilson and the rest of the Hollywood train wrecks have in common is the bikini Lip Slip, I really think that Lip Slips are the new Nip Slips and if all else fails just get photographed with your coochie exposed and just like that you’ll once again become relevant, well at least on sleazy internet blogs. Anyways enjoy these bikini and lip slip pictures of Rachel Bilson.

TAGS: Rachel Bilson

Shauna Sand’s massive plastic tits in a bikini

Sunday, August 29th, 2010 | No Comments

Shauna Sand along with Heidi Montag and Janice Dickinson all had their plastic parts assembled by Hollywood plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, who recently died in a freak car accident and it’s apparent that Dr. Frank Ryan’s signature procedure was the massive bolt on plastic floatation device tit job. These recent pictures of washed up, stripper chic, plastic heels on the beach MOM, Shauna Sand is an excellent example of why chicks should not get plastic surgery, duck lips, bolt on rock hard tit, baseball mitt leathery skin and who can forget the Playboy bunny tattoo are NOT by any means attractive, unless you’re trying to attract broke sleazy douche bags who are too dumb to know that in 2010 Ed Hardy, steroids and slut girlfriends are socially frown upon. In other words the Jersey Shore look is unacceptable unless you’re a rock eating uncivilized Neanderthal. Shauna Sand scares me, it seems like the lights are never on upstairs because only someone who is seriously deranged would think that it’s not at all inappropriate for a mother to be in stripper/hooker attire year round including the clear plastic stripper heels on the beach.

TAGS: Shauna Sand

Leann Rimes the Home wrecker Singing and Dancing in a Bikini Pictures

Saturday, August 28th, 2010 | No Comments

Leann Rimes who before becoming a shameless, husband stealing, home wrecking, adulterous hoe bag was a country singer, a wholesome girl next door singing about whiskey, puppies and love but that was all before she decided to cheat on her husband with the married man who has young children Eddie Cibrian. Since the whole cheating scandal broke and Leann Rimes broke up a happy family we haven’t heard much from Leann Rimes, that’s until now. Leann Rimes decided that the best way to make her big comeback was to sing in a bikini on America’s Got Talent. Leann Rimes looks alright for someone who use to be chubby and unattractive, I guess husband stealing does wonders for a women’s body or maybe Leann Rimes is losing weight the old fashion Hollywood way, by abusing adderall! So for all those who find Leann Rimes attractive you might enjoy these pictures of Leann Rimes singing and dancing in her sailor bikini.

TAGS: leann rimes

Adriana Lima New Bikini Pictures

Saturday, August 28th, 2010 | No Comments

Adriana Lima doesn’t get as much face time s she use to, I mean with so many hot supermodels to compete with like Miranda Kerr, Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Alessandra Ambrosio and the goddess Bar Refaeli Adriana Lima somehow doesn’t appear to be nearly as hot as she use to, though still pretty hot. Adriana Lima was recently on some beach in a cute little purple bikini but for some reason she decided to put on a pair of True Religion cut off shorts and a t shirt, hiding her wonderful assets. Another odd thing about Adriana Lima’s trip to the beach is the Neanderthal looking man she was with who I presume is her husband, why would such a hot supermodel like Adriana Lima be with such a caveman looking dude. I mean what can a guy like that really do for you? Besides bust coconuts open with his bare hands. Anyways just ignore the big ogre looking dude who’s holding hands with Adriana Lima and focus on the pictures of Adriana Lima in her tiny bikini.

TAGS: Adriana Lima

Milla Jovovich Nude Pictures for Russian Maxim

Friday, August 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Milla Jovovich is the epitome of genetic perfection and seemingly has some kind of genetic mutation that allows her to never age or become an unattractive middle aged person. Milla Jovovich has been a seriously hot babe for a long ass time and her hotness has not faded over the years as evident in these pictures of Milla Jovovich in lingerie, topless and best of all completely nude in Russian Maxim. I’m sure that some dweeb with killer Photoshop skills had a hand in making these Milla Jovovich pictures look like a million bucks but as I always say, if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying hard enough. I really don’t care if these sexy shots of Milla Jovovich have been Photo-shopped to hell, the only thing that matters is that the finished product allows me to still get excited over nude pictures of Milla Jovovich. Check out Milla Jovovich naked, in lingerie and topless for Maxim Russia, trust me you’ll enjoy them just as much as I did.

TAGS: Milla Jovovich

Megan Fox FHM Bush Flash pictures and video

Friday, August 27th, 2010 | No Comments

This is just another incident which proves that the internet is the best invention known to man and by incident I mean the new internet perpetuated hype that’s surrounding an old Megan Fox behind the scenes video for an FHM photo shoot. What is it about this particular video that’s so special? Well besides the fact that it features a young and super hot half naked Megan Fox. The answer to that question is in the bush, and by bush I mean the Megan Fox bush/pube flash! So thank you internet for re-circulating and re-hyping this incredibly hot, sexy, exciting, hot video of epically hot Megan Fox and her accidental pube or bush flash. People always say a picture is worth a thousand words, well pictures AND Video of Megan Fox exposing her bush are worth a zillion words and then some…Anyways I’m gonna shut the fuck up so both you and I can check out the pictures and video of Megan Fox flashing her bush for FHM.

TAGS: Megan Fox

Heidi Montag and Playboy Babe Karissa Shannon Girl on Girl Sex Tape

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 | No Comments

Heidi Montag’s apparent sex tape scandal/publicity stunt tactic thickens! Not only does Heidi Montag’s annoying douche nozzle ex-husband (they’ve apparently divorced) crazy face Spencer Pratt claim that he has an entire library of sex tapes starring the pre and post plastic surgery nightmare versions of horse face Heidi Montag but now Spencer Pratt is claiming that he also holds a steamy sex tape made by Heidi Montag and Playboy, former girlfriend of Playboy founder and oldest pimp alive Hugh Hefner Karissa Shannon. The not so bright Karissa Shannon has confirmed that the girl on girl sex tape which involves her and Heidi Montag does in fact exists but that she’ll sue the pants of Pratt if the sex tape is released. Oh please no one is suing anyone because all these obscure D list desperate for some Hollywood attention whores have no soul and they know the only way to get a little face time is to ‘accidently’ leak a sex tape, classic case of girls with father issues or better yet no father figure in their lives. Besides who wants to see Heidi Montag engaged in sexual acts with Spencer Pratt, I can’t even imagine how horrifying that scenario would be. I wouldn’t mind seeing some girl on girl action between plastic parts Heidi Montag and Playboy skank Karissa Shannon, I’ll be sure to troll the internet for the Heidi Montag, Karissa Shannon sex tape and share my findings with all you wonderful readers. For now enjoy these pictures of Karissa Shannon topless and also exposing her bare ass plus other pictures of Karissa Shannon assuming the doggy style position.

Plus Bonus Pictures of Karissa Shannon topless and Bare Ass

TAGS: Heidi Montag

New Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures and Sex Tape

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 | No Comments

Looks as though things have been a little rough for idiot blow up doll Heidi Montag. First Dr. Frank Ryan the plastic surgeon who made her look like a ridiculous bride of Frankenstein, plastic blow up doll, creepy frozen face with bolt on tits monster thing died in a freak car accident when his Jeep veered off a cliff. Second, these bikini pictures of Heidi Montag are apparently new and she looks a mess, like the plastic on her face is beginning to disintegrate anyways she’s supposedly in Costa Rica to mourn the death of her creator, Dr. Frank Ryan (who also did work on Shauna Sand..enough said). Thirdly, Heidi Montag’s soon to be ex husband, victim of society Spencer Pratt is shopping around some sex tapes to the king of adult entertainment Vivid Entertainment, the Heidi Montag sex tapes apparently feature post and pre plastic surgery versions of Heidi Montag that according to Spencer Pratt “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.” According to TMZ Spencer is asking for 5 million dollars for the tapes. I don’t even know why I’m writing about these two soulless douche bags because if the past has told us anything about plastic surgery and sex tapes it’s that the culprits are assholes desperate of attention, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are both losers who deserve one another.

TAGS: Heidi Montag

Kim Kardashian Claims Entire Body is Hairless

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 | No Comments

Ms.Kim Big Ass, I only give it up to purple crayons, made famous by being shameless Kardashian is once again giving the public a little too much information about herself. Actually once the world has seen you getting railed and getting other things done to you during sexy time by that turd Ray-J there’s probably no such thing as ‘too much information’ when it comes to Kim Kardashian. In the September issue of Allure magazine, which features Kim Kardashian on the cover Kim Kardashian once again acts like a desperate attention whore revealing that her entire body is hairless. Isn’t Kim Kardashian Armenian? And aren’t Armenian people super hairy beasts? I wonder what chemical substances Kim Kardashian had to bath in to get rid of all that thick Albanian body hair? Or better yet what chemical substance’s she had to bath in to get rid of all that Ray-J body fluid. Here are some ‘highlights’ from Kim Kardashian’s interview in Allure:
On her hairlessness:
“I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms…my entire body is hairless.”
On her fame-whoring ways:
“In elementary school, The Real World came on, and I was like, That’s it! I know I want to be on a reality show. And I was like, OK, when I’m old enough, I will make an audition tape.”

On her Sex Tape:
“It was humiliating. But now let’s move on. Not that I don’t think it’s [no one's] business, but I think I’ve done a good job of replacing negative things with positive things. Doing a show with my entire family, I think people got to see the real me.”

TAGS: Kim Kardashian

Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Miranda Kerr Pregnant but still Pulls off Sexy Lingerie

Monday, August 23rd, 2010 | No Comments

God damn it Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Miranda Kerr has gone and gotten herself knocked up by Orlando Bloom and just like when Gisele Bundchen and Alessandra Ambrosio got pregnant I’m extremely sad and disappointed that such a impossibly perfect body could potentially be forever changed/lost. But if the past has taught us anything it’s that Supermodels, unlike regular women do not let themselves become sloppy fat cows after having a kid, both Gisele Bundchen and Alessandra Ambrosio came back even hotter after having babies. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Miranda Kerr will follow in the steps of her MILF Supermodel predecessors and not allow her uber hot body to change after having the kid. Here are some recent sexy pictures of Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret where the mom to be is in lingerie and a tight kinky leather ensemble, savor these pictures, save them and appreciate them because I have a feeling that we’re not gonna see Miranda Kerr’s body look this sexy for a while.

TAGS: Miranda Kerr

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