Hugh Hefner’s twin gold digging girlfriends Karissa and Kristina are in bikini’s at a signing for Playboys Miss July and August at the Playboy store in Las Vegas looking pretty hot. Although they are pretending to sleep with the Playboy Crypt Keeper at the moment for fame and their debt paid for, I can see them doing porn in the near future. They just have that look.
Annalynne McCord celebrates her 22nd birthday at the beach running around like a douche bag with her two sisters Angel and Rachel in Malibu in bikinis. Sadly no bikini malfunctions were involved with these three babes hauling ass down the sand but their three chicks in bikini’s so I’m content.
Uncensored Morning Links:
The Top 10 Sexiest Celebrities sunbathing – Carnival
Joanna Krupa holding her breasts – CelebPunani
You ever seen Naked Suicide Girls, wow – SilentPix
Katie Downs Topless + short shorts – LaxTime
Bonnie Bernstein panty upskirt TV – Honey’s
Sexy Olivia Munn in a music video – on205th
Kelly Carlson showing off her perfect body – KickAssMovies
Big Blowjob Compilation – Whoredom
Naked Soldiers of the Dead – GirlsofDesire
Hot Emo Girl VS. Big Cock – LinkHumper
My favorite Latina flavor Eva Mendes is all wet in a bikini and quite possibly searching for some girl on girl action, well that’s what it looks like in my delusional mind. One can only hope. Have a happy Sunday recuperating from the crazy weekend.
Kim Kardashian in a bikini jumping on a trampoline isn’t what I expected to see but I am sort of disappointed in her glamour shot pictures. It’s so shopped it’s almost not even her in the pictures. I wanted to see titties all over the place. I hate you Kim, you ruined a perfectly good mental image.
Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson is still on her honeymoon and still in a teeny tiny bikini showing off her ever growing belly and of course the obvious big boobies spilling out of her bikini top. Her bikini is trying effortless to stay on but one day, one of these Kendra bikini posts will have some major nipple slips. Just be patient.
Note: It has been brought to my attention that these are pre-pregnancy bikini pics, my bad. Enjoy the bikini pics anyway and stop complaining.
Latina hottie Monica Cruz and her luscious ass are back in a bikini lying on the beaches of Ibiza making me drool over her buttocks. I’m mainly into boobies as you all know but hot damn her butt is just perfect.
Monica Cruz is equally as hot as her famous sister Penelope but I think she’s winning the sisterly best ass awards as she frolics in a bikini in Ibiza. She’s got a perfect Latina ass that fills in her bathing suit quite well. She can probably fill up the palm of my hands with her hot buns deliciously like gourmet pastries.
Newly married Kendra Wilkinson took her pregnant ass to the beach on her honeymoon and you can see her bulging baby bump while in her skimpy bikini. Her boobs look like they’ve already doubled in size too, the benefits of growing a tiny human inside you.
Katy Perry who has a pretty nice ass is vacationing in a blue bikini somewhere in the world with a loser who isn’t me or you. I was hoping Katy would go European on us and take off that itchy bathing suit off but no deal, she’s a prude American…. with great tits we have yet to see in person. Full nipple and all. Mmmm titties.
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