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Brooklyn Decker lands the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover

Chuck — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:37:26 +0000

The beautiful Brooklyn Decker is 2010’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover model; an American model graces the cover! I like Brooklyn Decker, she’s pretty but not over the top hot, giving us regular guys the illusion that we could actually score a chance with her. She’s not a dream killer and that’s gotta count for something. Although Brooklyn Decker looks great on the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover, in my opinion something was a little off about this year’s issue. It may be because trying to top Bar Refaeli’s perfect cover and equally flawless spreads from last year’s super sexy issue is just impossible but whatever the reason this year’s issue fell a little short for me, it was boring. How you make a collection of photographs featuring the most beautiful women in the world, practically half naked boring is just beyond me. Sports Illustrated needs to step up the Swimsuit Issue in 2011 and reimburse us for this year’s yawn issue! Here’s an idea, lose the swimsuits!

Brooklyn Decker for Sports Illustrated!

Sports Illustrated 2009 Swimsuit Explorers Edition

Brooklyn Decker Topless in GQ

Lara Bingle nude shower picture scandal

Chuck — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:06:45 +0000

Yes, Yes I know the first question you probably have is who the fuck is Lara Bingle? To that I answer, Lara Bingle is a hot Australian supermodel model who is currently kind of a big deal in the land down under partly because of her nude shower picture scandal, the other part is because well look at her pure hotness. Lara Bingle embodies two things that I most love to write about, hot models and their naked pictures. Turns out the Lara Bingle is currently suing her ex-boyfriend, an Australian football player for the Brisbane Lions, Brendan Fevola for allegedly distributing a nude shower photo of Bingle from back when they were a couple in 2006. Of course I’m not going to post that infamous, center of a legal issue nude photo of Lara Bingle, however there are legitimate topless photos of Lara Bingle from a German GQ shoot so you guys can look at those instead and run with it. I think that Lara Bingle’s hotness has made me curious about what other gems Australia has to offer, I’m going to be on the lookout down under for some more sizzling half naked models.

Lara Bingle Wants Some

Nude Supermodel Extravaganza

Lucy Pinder and Chanelle Hayes Nude NUTS Holiday

Bar Refaeli bikini shoot a bad Situation

Chuck — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:45:19 +0000

WOW the world is really going to hell in a hand basket, does nothing make sense anymore? When you allow that Ed Tardy wearing, looks like he’s approaching forty, retard face, tool belt from the Jersey Shore “The Situation” to be in the same photo shoot as the most beautiful women on earth, Bar Refaeli shit just stop making sense. Yes, some genius at Interview magazine decided to add a retarded face Guido “The Situation” to a Bar Refaeli bikini photoshoot , because adding a douche nozzle Guido to the situation won’t piss guys off and make them wanna buy the magazine. This is just beyond idiotic, but what’s even worse than the tool belt merely being in the same photos as Bar, is that the same idiot who probably had the idea to do the shoot in the first place took it a step further and made Bar Refaeli straddle “The Situations” shoulders! Like WTF, this douche went from banging donkeys on MTV to touching Bar Refaeli? This shit is whack, whack like Charlie Sheens wife doing crack…

Bar Refaeli Bikini Babe on vacation

Audrina Patridge Behind the Scenes Bikini photos from FHM Shoot

Bar Refaeli Greatest Jew of all Time

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Hot Damn

Chuck — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:09:49 +0000

I still can’t figure out why or how Audrina Patridge became a semi-celebrity but at this point I really don’t care because she is just mind blowing sexy in her new bikini photoshoot for FHM magazine. Audrina Patridge’s boobs are the epitome of corrective surgery gone right, her boobs are big and bouncy not ridiculous bolt on’s like those of most others girls who’ve tried to buy self esteem. I use to think Audrina Patridge was nothing special, but after seeing these smoking hot FHM bikini photos, her special assets (ass and tits) have won me over. Audrina Patridge is a living breathing example of why the only thing that matters for women is looks, being hot and having good fake boobs will work wonders and provide opportunities that ugly girls will never have, no matter how smart and good of a personality they have. When you look as sexy as Audrina Patridge does in a bikini, It really doesn’t matter if you’re as dumb as a wooden chair people will beg and plead to throw money at you just to show up half naked and stand around for a bit. Whether we know it or not our work is run by the beautiful.

Audrina Patridge Behind the Scenes Bikini photos from FHM Shoot

Audrina Patridge Should Live in a Bikini

Audrina Patridge Hot Bikini Body in Maxim

candice swanepoel lingerie hotness

Chuck — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 05:20:38 +0000

South African hottie candice swanepoel who came from humble beginnings to now an international model sensation has some new sexy lingerie pictures taken for a new magazine shoot. Candince swanepoel has modeled for Victoria secret and is one fine ho that’s needs to be treated like a top trick. I will keep this post short and simple because these pictures speak for themselves. Now check her out strutting her goodies in skimpy lingerie.

Candice Swanepoel in lingerie, again.

Candice Swanepoel Is Freaking Hot!

Candice Swanepoel, hot beach modified photo.

Alessandra Ambrosio nip slip

Chuck — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:22:54 +0000

Alessandra Ambrosio the uber hot Brazilian Victoria’s Secret Angel showed some nip and ass at a recent photo shoot. I’m not sure where these pictures are from, nor do I care because well they feature a nipple and ass shot of Alessandra Ambrosio, but they’ve been floating around so I thought I’d pay it forward and pass them along. I still can’t believe that Alessandra Ambrosio is someone’s mother, hands down best looking mother ever, wtf does your mom look like? Ya didn’t think so. Is it just me or are Brazilian women just in a different league of sexy because I don’t see no damn American women looking like Alessandra Ambrosio, especially not after having a kid. Case and point ‘brokedown Britney aka Sloppy Spears’

Alessandra Ambrosio in Elle Magazine

Alessandra Ambrosio And Beatriz Barros For GQ

Alessandra Ambrosio In A Bikini On The Beach

Hilary Duff off the market

Chuck — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:11:19 +0000

Hilary Duff’s long time hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie proposed while the two were vacationing in Maui last week. The engagement ring reportedly cost Comrie a cool million dollars, what a dumb ass. No wonder the hockey skills of Comrie’s team, the Edmonton Oilers resemble that of a special Olympics team, how the fuck are you suppose to win if players are off buying million dollar engagement rings, proposing to girlfriends on balcony’s in Maui and prancing around Hollywood in pleather motorcycle jackets? Oh wait Comie’s job with the Oilers is his backup plan, he’s the Heir to the Brick home furnishings so like he gives a fuck about his part time secondary professional hockey career or those peasant teammates of his. Congrats Hilary Duff!

hot bikini pics of hilary duff below:

Hilary Duff is in a Bikini

Hilary Duff Gets Cold On The Set

Hilary Duff and big boobs?

Marissa Miller and Topless friends

Chuck — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:21:23 +0000

The ridiculously hot Marissa Miller poses topless in a pair of barely there sheer red bottoms for the March issue of GQ UK, only if she’d turn around. Marissa Miller who is best known for (aside from being utterly perfect) her Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret spreads, shares her topless photo shoot with wait for it….other incredibly hot topless models (no fucking clue who they are) include Tiiu Kuik, Liliana Dominguez, Michelle Alves, Michelle Buswell, and Maja Latinovic. But who cares about formalities like names cause all that matters is they got nice tits and ass. It’s such a shame that the photographer shooting all these half naked chicks, yes every red blooded man’s dream job probably despises women (would rather be shooting John Mayer half naked if you get my drift). Oh god these women are just ridiculously gorgeous, insanely hot half naked women make me wanna backhand my girlfriend.

Sienna Miller is topless!

Sneak Peek at Marisa Miller Nude GQ UK August Issue

Marisa Miller Makes Fridays Awesomely Better

Cheryl Cole and Soccer Star husband Split (Athlete cheated, gasp)

Chuck — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:44:18 +0000

British Bombshell Cheryl Cole was spotted leaving a recording studio in Santa Monica, CA over the weekend. Cole had flown to the United States after several whores came forward revealing that they had sexy time, including romps at the four seasons and sex text with Cole’s footballer husband, Ashley Cole. It had been speculation that the Girls Aloud singer sent her sleazy husband a text telling him that he’s been axed, oh the irony, that’s some ice box shit! Today a rep for Cole has confirmed via twitter nonetheless that the break up is official and Cheryl is calling it quits with the douche nozzle footballer. Cole’s rep released this statement:

“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make.”

Cheryl Cole ain’t taking no shit from no man, well only because her hotness gives her options unlike the majority of at best solid 4 and 5 looking women. Cheryl Cole, on to the next cheating athlete

Cheryl Cole is Cleavagey

Cheryl Tweedy Performed

Cheryl Tweedy’s Awesome Cleavagey Dress

Bar Refaeli Bikini Babe on vacation

Chuck — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:28:35 +0000

Sports Illustrated cover Model and Leonardo DiCaprio’s on again girlfriend, Bar Refaeli was in Mexico this past weekend, and doing what she does best…making 99.9% of the women in the world feel like complete gremlins. Bar Refaeli is the epitome of physical perfection, Bar in a bikini makes me hate my girlfriend. I feel bad for Bar’s friends, their self esteems are probably more shot then that fat ginger chick in high school who use to eat a box of pizza pops every lunch, alone under the cafeteria stairs. Bottom line, Bar Refaeli is perfect, sizzling hot, probably business savvy because she’s Israeli, dating the dude from Titanic and well we’re internet warriors who sit around lurking for photos of models and celebrities with little to no clothing on. Wow, I wonder who’s the winner in this post?

Bar Refaeli bikini shoot a bad Situation

Bar Refaeli Greatest Jew of all Time

Audrina Patridge Behind the Scenes Bikini photos from FHM Shoot