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Paulina Gretzky returns to twitter

Thursday, December 1st, 2011 | No Comments

The great one Wayne Gretzky’s daughter recently closed her racy twitter account taking down pics of her “great ones”, possibly due to her dad laying the smackdown at dinner about her slutty pictures she has posted. Well us pervs can rejoice because paulina gretzky just re-opened her twatter err twitter account with sexy whore pics in tact :). Paulina gretzky is best known to be daughter of the bad ass hockey player Wayne Gretzky but she has found some mild internet fame posting wild and racy pictures on twitter and other social media platforms. Miss Tits Gretzky tweeted to her 33,000+ minions hat her father wanted to have a talk with her about her twitter activities. After the dinner with daddy paulina tweeted that she was “taking a break from Twitter for a bit. Happy Holidays!!! xoxo.” This didnt last long; her Twitter withdrawal was too strong for this Phoenix blonde bombshell and on wednesday she posted on her twitter “”Hi everyone I’m back! But shhh don’t tell my dad.” Enjoy the great tits of paulina gretzky in our gallery below. We’ve seen celebrities plank and athletes plank but I guess the daughter of an uber athelete planking is hotter.

paulina gretzky planking on a mailbox in a short skirt lol!

85 of the best sexy pics brought to you by the one and only paulina gretzky

: we’ve seen celebrities plank and athletes plank but I guess the daughter of an uber athelete (wayne gretzky) planking is hotter

TAGS: paulina gretzky, wayne gretzky

For those of you who Love Cougars Geri Halliwell in a Bikini

Thursday, September 16th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m feeling generous today so I thought I’d diversify and try to cater to a different crowd. For those of you who are tired of exclusively seeing Supermodels and other young, hot, sexy women with tight bodies this post is for you my friends. Geri Halliwell is most definitely not young, nor a hot, sexy supermodel but what Geri Halliwell does have in common with the Supermodels and other hot young babes is that Geri Halliwell despite being a bit old still has a tight little body. So all you cougar lovers can thank me for these bikini pictures of the ultimate cougar Geri Halliwell. If I had to get with any cougar Geri Halliwell would most definitely be in my top 5, just look at the way Geri Halliwell is grabbing her boobs she just screams freaky. I actually think Geri Halliwell looks more attractive now then she did when she was a Spice Girl, if my memory serves me right Geri Halliwell was the chubby ginger of the group who kinda looked like a dude.

TAGS: Geri Halliwell

Sophie Monk Sizzling in a Bikini

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m still not sure what this Sophie Monk chick does for a living, besides getting photographed in random places looking hot and pretending she didn’t call the paparazzi to take pictures of her looking hot while doing absolutely nothing, I suppose staging photo-ops could be considered a ‘job’. Anyways here is Sophie Monk hard at ‘work’ on the beach in a tiny bikini and being the good employee that she is, she of course fulfilled her employment obligations and looked hot while doing nothing. Yes, Sophie Monk looked extremely sexy in her tiny, barely there bikini and her body is bangin, I guess Sophie Monk has been hitting the gym hard. Sophie Monk still has those weird, awkward duck lips though; I really don’t understand why girls get lip injections because last time I checked weird Donald Duck plastic lips that look like a foreign alien object on your face were not sexy. Thin villainous lips are ugly because they make chicks look evil and scandalous but chicks with fucked up lip injections look like ‘special people’ so it’s a toss-up between evil thin lip bitch or retard duck lip skank. Conclusion, chicks born with thin lips are fucked either way, fail. Anyways just ignore Sophie Monk’s face and focus on her hot body.

TAGS: Sophie Monk

Britney Spears in Bikini with Hard Nipples

Sunday, September 12th, 2010 | No Comments

This new Britney Spears who loves to wear tiny bright bikini’s while vacationing in Hawaii with her boyfriend and not look like a complete slob in the bikini’s is awesome. Another day in Hawaii, another barely there bikini for Britney Spears and today we get a little something extra and that extra surprise is Britney Spears’ hard nipples. Britney Spears’ hard nipples are nothing new to us; remember when she use to do all those slurpee runs in see through tank tops, yup nipple show? The water in Hawaii must not be warm because Britney Spears’ nipples looked like daggers ready to stab but I don’t mind she can stab me all day with those. Britney Spears is looking damn good lately and I really hope she isn’t teasing us and getting our hopes up that she might one day reclaim her status as the ultimate female sex symbol, but who cares about the future I’m just going to enjoy Britney Spears in the here and now.

TAGS: Britney Spears

Gemma Arterton is teh sex

Saturday, September 11th, 2010 | No Comments

Ladies and gentleman you better mark today’s date on your calendar because I think I may have found someone who can rival Bar Refaeli as the world’s most beautiful women! Photos of one time Bond Girl Gemma Arterton, in this month’s GQ UK are so epic that they left me virtually speechless. GQ UK is my new favorite magazine because they got Gemma Arterton to strip down to her underwear and lay in several sexually suggestive positions and I must note that Gemma Arterton does sexually suggestive proud! If it’s not enough that Gemma Arterton , who I must note again is astonishingly sexy doesn’t mind stripping down to her underwear while making sex faces at the camera, she also doesn’t mind stripping down. Period! If I looked like Gemma Arterton, I wouldn’t mind being butt ass, all day, every day. In fact Gemma Arterton took the roll in her upcoming film The Disappearance of Alice Creed mainly because of the nudity (There is a God!). Gemma, elaborates on her love of violence and being naked :
“It was made in a shed on the Isle of Man. Film making at its purest: no money and no time. But really good actors and a really good script. There was a bit of resistance from some, wondering if it was a good idea for me to do this film. It’s quite violent and there’s nudity in it but that’s why I wanted to do it.”
But until The Disappearance of Alice Creed comes out on torrents we’ll have to settle for Gemma Arterton in her underwear showing off her big bouncy boobs, I’m sure you guys have a pretty good imagination so just add in some violence and minus some clothing and you’ll basically have Gemma Arterton in The Disappearance of Alice Creed.

TAGS: Gemma Arterton

Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani In Bikini

Thursday, September 9th, 2010 | No Comments

Who the fuck is Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani? My first answer is do we really care, look at her. But for the small percentage of you who might care (probably those brown nosing women or bitch made nosy men) Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani is kind of a big deal in Europe/Italy because she’s like the equivalent of our Megan Fox, some hot actress type, and for Europe’s sake I hope she can actually act unlike Megan Fox. Anyways what better way to kick start your day, or waste time at work then to look at photos of a hot Italian actress in a tiny black thong bikini, so here you go Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani bikini photos, you’re welcome! And you’re extra welcome because not only are these bikini photos of Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani, but they are bikini photos which include a suntan lotion rub down AND backside shots which show her perfect ass in a thong bikini bottom. Yes, I’m a saint I know…

TAGS: maria rodriguez

Bikini, Cleavage, Ass shots of T.V Hotties courtesy of FHM magazine

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010 | No Comments

FHM has got to be the smartest magazine out there, because they unlike Harper’s Bazaar know what men want. Men will pay whatever the price to see lots of tits and ass preferably naked but bikini’s are tolerable. On the heels of their super hot bikini shoot of Audrina Patridge, FHM has managed to outdo themselves in the April issue by compiling bikini, underwear, ass and boob/cleavage shots of television hottest ladies (Kim Kardashian was probably a pity addition because she’s beat)! Included in the issues are Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, Summer Glau in her bra (hot damn), Olivia Munn in her underwear, Minka Kelly showing some ass, Jessica Stroup in a soaking wet see-through wife beater, Erin Cummings in a bikini and other insanely hot shots of all our favorite television babes. FHM is genius but what’s even better than buying a copy of FHM is getting free samples of the sizzling photos that will be featured in their April issue, so here you go….enjoy! And you’re welcome, again.

TAGS: Olivia Munn

New Britney Spears tight Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Damn, I’ve completely forgotten how super hot post-crazy, post-babies, post-deadbeat baby daddy, post-fast food addict Britney Spears use to be. I mean Britney Spears use to be hands down one of the top 5 hottest chicks on the planet, remember when Britney Spears seduced that snake during her performance on the MTV awards, dammmmn that was probably one of the sexiest things I’ve ever witnessed, Britney Spears was sex! After the whole Britney Spears crazy train incidents in efforts to get Britney Spears back to her former superstar status the public has been almost restricted from seeing Britney Spears, that’s until now. Britney Spears was recently photographed in a little yellow bikini and Britney Spears is looking pretty damn fine in these new bikini pictures. I really really hope that these Britney Spears bikini pictures are a sign of things to come and that Britney Spears is working hard toward the goal of restoring her former status as the ultimate sex symbol. Britney Spears I’m rooting for you, I believe that you can put down the French fries, non diet coke and extra whip Starbucks Fraps and get back to the uber hot Britney Spears that we all know and love.

TAGS: Britney Spears

Olivia Wilde New and Sizzling Hot Bikini Pictures

Saturday, September 4th, 2010 | No Comments

It’s undeniable that Olivia Wilde is a bonafied hottie, she kind of reminds me of a young Angelina Jolie sexy with a side of bad ass. I’m happy that super gorgeous Olivia Wilde is part of the House cast, only if doctors in real life were as hot as Olivia Wilde I’d injure myself on the daily just to get ‘checked up’ by Olivia Wilde or at least a real doctor that looks like her. Olivia Wilde seems to be enjoying her time off from her duties as doctor ‘13’ on House and lucky for us she’s chosen to spend her time off in a tiny bikini, it’s also pretty awesome that she isn’t afraid to get a little wet and play in the ocean. Olivia Wilde is one of my favorite TV actresses and in my opinion completely underrated, I wish the paparazzi would follow her around more often and snap more pictures of Olivia Wilde in a bikini or Olivia Wilde in her underwear oh wait that’s a bit creepy so I better shut up and just let you guys enjoy these new Olivia Wilde bikini pictures.

TAGS: Olivia Wilde

Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures Bar Refaeli Tits and Ass in a tiny Pink Bikini equals EPIC WIN

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 | No Comments

You are fuckin welcome for these blow your mind hot bikini pictures of Victorias Secret super goddess Bar Refaeli. Nothing scream’s I love summer like pictures of Bar Refaeli’s perfect tits and ass in a tiny hot pink bikini, the only thing better then these photos would be Bar Refaeli in person tits and ass minus the bikini. There’s just something about Bar Refaeli that drives me crazy, she’s just so incredibly hot but not in a fake, plastic overly Photoshopped way like most of the other ‘models’ out there. Plus Bar Refaeli’s a Jew or to be exact the greatest Jew alive, which means she’s hot AND will probably one day use her smart Jew genes to take over the world. The only thing that is holding Bar Refaeli back from world domination is that dead weight she’s been lugging around, aka her boyfriend Leonardo diCRAPrio, come on Bar Refaeli smarten up! Anyways I’m sure nobody gives a fuck about anything that I’m writing so you have my permission to mindlessly drool over these Bar Refaeli bikini pictures, I’ve also been gracious enough to add some Bar Refaeli bikini pictures from her new Rampage ad campaign. Please control yourselves! Enjoy.

TAGS: Bar Refaeli

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