We have all been to that place. You’re sitting alone in your apartment at 4am and suddenly a re-run of Thundercats come on. It’s all well and good until suddenly you see that she-whore Cheetara. Now it’s time to get some lotion. But don’t be ashamed! We all think it, we just don’t want to admit it. Cat-women are hot. Animated, filmed or CGI. I’m just glad Freud is long dead and has nothing to say about this.

Cheetara, My First Love

She may be animated and she may be an advanced race of cat alien, but that can’t stop our love. As a pimply, weird teenager, my first love was destined to be Cheetara on Thundercats. Not only were animators generous with how freaking hot she is, but she is basically a prostitute. Why? Well she was alone on a planet with a handful of other male Thundercats, with no other females in site. Sure, that little girl Thunderkitty may have gotten felt up every now and again. But Thundercats have standards…that involve using Cheetara in 10 guy 1 girl orgies.

Catwoman, the Dominatrix Kitty

Getting aroused by comic books is in the past. Now that Halle Berry has played Catwoman, there is no need for those sad, ink representations of her. Catwoman is so fine for so many reasons: she is tough, she is a little crazy, she wears an all-leather outfit, and she is kind of a bad ass. It’s a little less awkward to tell your friends that you think Catwoman is hot, too. They won’t give you the crazy eyes (or not as much) for admitting that you’re in love with a fictional character… that’s played by Halle Berry.

Neytiri, the Blue Alien Pussy

After seeing Avatar, some people literally get depressed because their world isn’t Pandora and never will be. (Well, no shit losers.) But I can see why they are at least a little upset… no more Neytiri. I’m going to come right out and say it – I never thought that Zoe Saldana was hot until she played Neytiri. That cute flat nose, blue skin and pointy ears? Aww. Who’s a good puss puss? YOU ARE!

Don’t judge me for wanting the jump the bones of a blue cat-girl. You know you’re thinking the same thing. Rough tongue blowjobs.

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