I think Megan Fox stalking me through the internets, I can’t seem to go anywhere without seeing her hot sexy face staring me down like she wants lesbian sex. Come on Megan , you know I’m taken! But FYI, I’ll be home all by my lonesome mid-day tomorrow if you want to pass by… gots me some vinyl stalkings and a bucket of ping pong balls. Oh, that’s just a small fetish of mine.
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