Brooke Hogan cleavage shopping in Miami Beach

Brooke Hogan Doesn’t Wear a Bra

Saturday, January 17th, 2009 | No Comments

Blonde 10 ft tall amazon woman Brooke Hogan took her fake braless tits out shopping in Miami with girls she paid to be her ‘friends’. I hate it that she’s poisoning my home town with her giant amazonian feet. I’m actually back home for the weekend, maybe I’ll bump into her or get trampled by her enormous tender feet.

It’s not likely, I steer away from South Beach… you’ll understand if you’ve lived/vacationed there when you’re are stuck in an hour and a half traffic jam just to go down the block. Trust me, I was raised here and spent many of my youth paying homeless dudes to buy me quarts of beer on the strip. There is alot of babes though…