Bar Refaeli Greatest Jew of all Time

Friday, March 12th, 2010 | No Comments

It’s just undeniable that Bar Refaeli is the hottest Israeli women that I’ve ever seen and in my humble opinion Bar Refaeli because of the happiness that she’s brought and will continue to bring to men should be named the greatest jew of all time! I know that banks are important as are diamonds and extremely efficient and effective systems of national defense, all of which are non Bar Refaeli related Jewish accomplishments. But just look at Bar Refaeli, she’s like some sort of Jewish women superhero because she obviously received some kind of rare genetic combination that allowed her to have the superpower of physical perfection. Not to be rude (well I really don’t give a fuck if you think I’m rude, just trying to be proper since I’m writing about a superhero and all) but most Jewish women I’ve seen look like Jonah Hill or the girl version of Howard Wolowitz (mega jew from The Big Bang Theory). I’ll probably kick myself for suggesting this, but it’s for the good of mankind so here it goes, I think that instead of trying to go green and do all that save the environment stuff, which is great Leonardo Dicaprio should focus on creating a mini superhero with Bar Refaeli, can you imagine the genetics that kid would have? Talk about superpowers! By the way has anyone seen Shutter Island, and if so is it as scary as the commercials make it out to be (my girlfriend wants to know)