This post is dedicated to all of those badass sluts who could probably tear me limb from limb. Not that I am a masochist or have any kind of inferiority complex… but if a woman can bring me to my knees and have me beg for them to hurt me just a little bit more… well, you get the idea.

Echo

Who’s that hottie?

Echo, played by the sassy and dangerous Eliza Dushku, is a heroine who can be anyone you want her to be. She is the star of the new (now-cancelled) Joss Whedon show, Dollhouse. Echo is implanted with memories and she can obliterate her opponents any day of the week.

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Max Guevara

Who’s that hottie?

Jessica Alba played a genetically enhanced super soldier who went by the name of Max Guevara in the James Cameron show, Dark Angel. Max was an artificially created weapon and assassin who could probably tear apart a full-grown bull in about 2.3 seconds. Max existed in the futuristic dystopia which used to be the United States. She was sexy, dangerous, and quite literally had a license to kill.

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Claire

Who’s that hottie?

There isn’t a soul in the modern world who doesn’t know Claire Bennett, the regenerating cheerleader played by Hayden Panettiere. In the past few years, she has endured: death, lobotomy, stabbings, fire, explosions, nuclear energy, countless impalements, lesbianism and more. There is nothing that can kill dearest Claire – which means she is definitely going to win in a fight.

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Rogue

Who’s that hottie?

Rogue (Anna Paquin) is one of the sexiest and dangerous X-Men to date. Sure, Storm can control the weather. SURE, Dark Phoenix is a crazy, telekinetic badass. But Rogue has the art of irony down fucking pat. She will steal YOUR ability and turn it around on you in an instant. She can take what yours and basically bludgeon you with it until you’re begging for mercy.

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Abigail Whistler

Who’s that hottie?

Jessica Biel starred as Abigail Whistler in the third movie of the Blade trilogy. Along with Blade and Hannibal King, she tore the shit out of vampires. The best part about her, though, is that she would completely massacre baddies and get blood splattered all over her skin-tight leather suit… all while grooving to her iPod. Classic.

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The Bionic Woman

Who’s that hottie?

You may not recognize Michelle Ryan (sidenote: holy fucking hot) but she played Jaime Sommers, AKA the bionic woman. Due to a horrible accident and scientists poking around inside her body for a min, Jaime was transformed into a she-robot. Her tits still jiggled and her lips were still pouty, but you would have to watch out for the whole “stronger than a fucking machine” thing. That’s the kind of girl I want to take to the bedroom.

Catwoman

Who’s that hottie?

Catwoman is not just what you might call an old spinster who has 20 cats all named “Mittens.” Catwoman is also the unbelievably sexy super hero(villain) played by Halle Berry. Catwoman doesn’t just have an affinity for cats, but she is as limber as a feline and just as heartless. She will scratch the fuck out of your face and can leave you completely eviscerated on the sidewalk. Cute!

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Elektra

Who’s that hottie?

Jennifer Garner, both a girl next door and wily sex goddess, plays the international assassin Elektra (a Marvel comic book hero). She can cut men into ribbons using a pair of Sai – and she looks good while she does it. Clad completely in skin-tight red leather, Elektra is an assassin who both looks good and can kill you dead. …. most assassins just do the second.

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Buffy Summers

Who’s that hottie?

Ahh, who can forget Buffy Summers, the Vampire Slayer? Played by Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy was a perky, jailbait high schooler who was unique in two ways:

1.) It was her destiny to viciously slay all of the demons and vampires in California.
2.) She was from southern California and wasn’t famous for deep throating cock. So be on guard. One minute you think you can coerce her into road head… the next your diaphragm will be ripped from your body and tossed out out onto the highway as you slowly bleed to death. Cheers!

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