Audrina Patridge’s sexy ass

Saturday, March 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Audrina Patridge who thanks to that hot hot hot FHM bikini shoot has catapulted herself onto the ‘chicks I wanna fuck’ list of dudes everywhere. I myself have now taken note of Audrina Patridge and her larger than life rack, not bad for a chick who use to be completely obscure. Audrina Patridge almost (fuck I hate that word ‘almost’ well unless it’s used in the context of almost becoming some deadbeat chicks baby daddy, in that case almost is great) showed us some more of her ass-ets outside of some club, and this time a magazine didn’t even have to pay her, maybe that’s why she only almost showed us her ass. Oh well no ass peak this time, but at least she’s wearing hooker boots and we all know that chicks who wear hooker boots love to….(fill in the missing text with your personal experiences please, I don’t want to write anything to incriminate myself as a dirt bag just in case my stupid girlfriend finally figures out that I write these posts). Anyways, Audrina Patridge looks pretty hot in her hooker boots and short dress outside the club and surprisingly she’s not falling all over the place or puking on some street corner, hummm maybe these photos were taken before, not after the club. I bet Audrina Patridge loves to get all slutty when she’s drunk, awesome.