Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Can’t Contain Themselves

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010 | No Comments

It’s no big secret that I love Audrina Patridge’s boobs and the only thing better then Audrina Patridge’s boobs is Audrina Patridge’s boobs trying to escape from her top! I (and all of you) got a treat today because Audrina Patridge’s big fake boobs tried to make a break for it while she was getting her nails did, nice. I can see why her titties would wanna break free, well besides the fact that they want me to see them, it seems so unnatural to confine such big beautiful creatures into such a small tight spot. Come on Audrina Patridge free those babies, oppression is so 1940’s plus you paid good money for them, show them off (without your top) and get your money’s worth. Audrina Patridge when in doubt don’t be a bore be a whore and I’m not saying that showing us your tits is would make you a whore but it’s a step in the right direction.