Asses, Reasons Why We Love to Love Them

Friday, July 10th, 2009 | No Comments

We as humans love asses and if you ponder the almighty question: Why? Why do we love us some plump round smooth asses (bonus points for the oiled up whore ones)? I have a few suggestions as to why and what makes then look so tasty. It’s not just in the dimensions of the asses that we like, the accessories add a little touch to the level of sexiness.

We’ll start with the obvious ass poppin’ hotness, the thong. One of mans greatest inventions.. other than fire, electricity and the internets. Man created the thong to accentuate the females buttocks in a way that assures attention.

One of my personal favorites is the boyshorts because they cover up just a bit but expose the round curves of the butt cheeks which in my opinion is flippin’ hot. Hot buns you want to fondle like how you grab your juicy double cheeseburger with bacon. Boyshorts is my bacon of panties.

Now we’re getting kinky with baby oil asses and you know any piece of flesh with lube dripping from it is going to be kinda hot to begin with but show me a greased up booty any day and it’ll put a smile on my face. Naturally when you think of a slippery oily ass, sex is the first thought so it’s pretty obvious baby oil butts is a popular category. Just ask Google.

Upskirts, I don’t know a single person out there who dares to say spotting a chick with a short skirt (with or without panties on) slightly bent over with the booty spilling out isn’t hot. If you know someone that doesn’t agree it’s hot, their gay. Straight up flaming.

A huge factor at achieving a sweet ass image of the heavenly buttocks is all about the angles. In the right angle, the woman’s ass can look incredible if not epic. Take a look at these magnificent angles that make you want to lick the monitor.