Everybody is flipping out that Angelina Jolie detached herself from the milking machine of her dungeon of babies and made it to the premiere of her new movie Changeling with her “partner” Brad Pitt. He’s more like a worker ant providing his queen with sperm to produce a good looking army for the end of times in 2025. True Story.
Oh you see that gibberish tattoo on her arm, well those are the coordinates of where the war of the beautifuls will occur. Just kidding, it’s actually the coordinates of where her kids were born. Now that’s a fact. Probably the only fact in this post.
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