Angelina Jolie Banged a Prehistoric Animal, Mick Jagger! Gross

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 | No Comments

So apparently Angelina Jolie is the female, white version of Tiger Woods she just does a hell of a better job hiding her slutty ways this may be because unlike Tiger, Angelina is smart enough NOT to have sexual relations with budget ass people, who’ll snitch at the drop of a tabloid offer. Anyways the Daily Mail reports on Angelina Jolie’s apparent trysts with various ‘famous’ dudes including the dinosaur, Mick Jagger, Colin Farrel and Ralph Fiennes were also identified as fuckin lucky bastards who got to bang Angelina Jolie. Here’s what went down according to the Daily Mail, I should also mention that these allegations were taken from a new tell-all book which also claims Angelina was cheating on Brad Pitt when they first met (tell all book…hum red flags?) :

“It is alleged the pair first had a brief fling after she starred in the video for the Rolling Stones’ 1997 song Anybody Seen My Baby?, while she was still married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller.
And it is claimed they enjoyed a second affair six years later in 2003, while the womanising rocker was with his latest lover L’Wren Scott. On this occasion it is claimed the two were seen going back to Jagger’s room at the Oriental hotel in Bangkok, Thailand.”

On Angelina Jolie already cheating when she first met and seduced at the time married Brad Pitt (who is looking more and more like an old hobo these days):

“Paul also claims that Angelina was sleeping with Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes and ex-husband Miller when she met Brad Pitt in 2004.
She also says that Jolie was dating Irish actor Colin Farrell, 33, for four months after meeting him on the set of 2004 film, Alexander.”

So there you have it, Angelina Jolie is an apparent slut, take that Megan Fox, the biggest Angelina Jolie wannabe has only been with two partners my ass!