And the 2010 Miss Universe is a Mexican or Jimena Navarrete

Friday, September 3rd, 2010 | No Comments

I’m pretty sure that very few people give a shit about these stupid beauty pageants but since I’m all about keeping up with current events and trying to be a worldly person I’ve decided to take a break from Supermodels, tits, ass, Supermodel’s tits and/or ass and drug addict starlets to bring you some worldly news from the 2010 Miss Universe pageant. I’m actually going beyond worldly being that it’s ‘Miss UNIVERSE’ which means I’m spreading news on the universal level whatever that means, so ya the 2010 Miss Universe competition was recently held in Las Vegas and the winner of the competition was….yes a Mexican or more speciafically a Mexican by the name of Jimena Navarrete. All these cake face pageant chicks look the same to me but I guess the 2010 Miss Universe Jimena Navarrete is not bad, aside from her thin villainous lips she’s not too shabby for a Mexican. Now let’s all wait for some kind of scandal involving a sex tape, drug use, drug use while making a sex tape or drug distribution to surface, I added the last one because well frankly she’s Mexican. I’m a prick aren’t I?