The 2010 Oscars was Beyond Shitty

Monday, March 8th, 2010 | No Comments

The 2010 academy awards were just above and beyond shitty this year but what could I really expect from an event that revolves around handing out awards to a bunch of pretentious Hollywood people who’s paid grade for five minutes of ‘work’ is more, waaaay more then you make in five years. I must be semi-retarded because every year I watch this stupid award show and then ask myself why the fuck I just wasted a couple hours that I’ll never get back watching this shit, but every year I go back and watch the same shit award show; it’s a vicious retard cycle. I think deep down I’m hoping that something really exciting might happen, like a Sandra Bullock nip slip or Kate Winslet’s dress accidently slipping off during her acceptance speech. It’s like buying the lottery, you do it, not expecting to win but you don’t want your numbers to get called the one time you don’t buy that ticket. Anyways my numbers didn’t get called this year because the Oscars were like usual, boring as hell and even extra shittier than usual this year. To make things worse, all the women on the red carpet wore ugly ass dresses that didn’t show any tit or ass. The Oscars are a lost cause, but for all of you who were smart enough not to watch, I would like to reward you with photos of cleavage shots, or lack thereof from Oscar night. Here are Oscars babes, enjoy!

Women of the 2010 academy awards

Kelly Brook