5 Delicious Celebrity Asses in Bikinis

Friday, July 31st, 2009 | 3 Comments

It’s Friday and what’s better than kick starting your binge drinking weekend with some hot celebrity asses you’d sale your kidney on the black market to fondle. I’m more of a tittie person but I can appreciate a good set of quality buns any day. Grade A celebrity asses starts off with a no brainer…

Eva Longroia

Eva’s plump booty in a bikini. Although I’ve never seen this chick in action on the big screen, her ass is so fine it doesn’t even matter if she’s a worse actress that JLO.

Jessica Alba

Jessica is by far the hottest celebrity in a bikini with her perfect round ass bent over for epic masturbation time.

Monica Cruz

Penelope Cruz’s hot sister Monica Cruz is the type of chick I’d like to wrestle in a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding because you know Latina women are aggressive when put is a sticky situation.

Heidi Montag

Ok, Heidi Montag is the most annoying bitch in Hollywood but that girl has a fantastic ass on her. period.

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr is such a pretty girl with the cutest little ass on her tiny body. She’s well proportionate and I bet you her ass smells like a bed of Jasmine flowers. After her shower, of course.