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Lindsay Lohan Walking Fail

Friday, August 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Lindsay Lohan has another fail to add to her what must now be astronomically large list of fails. Lindsay Lohan acting, box office mega fail. Lindsay Lohan trying to be a decent human, given fail. Lindsay Lohan trying to pretend that she doesn’t still do blow off club floors and random toilette seats, lying fail. Lindsay Lohan, trying to cover up the fact that she’s a freckled ginger freak, obvious fail. Lindsay Lohan trying to walk upright like a normal human, simple task yet she ends up eating the pavement or actually in this case a bush (no not that kind of bush, but an actual plant) fail fail fail fail. Lindsay Lohan’s utter stupidity never ceases to amaze me, but the one thing she doesn’t fail at, is being consistently retarded. I found these photos of Lindsay Lohan falling, wiping out, eating dust hysterical, if anyone is ever feeling like an ass or stupid just look at these photos and you’ll instantaneously feel better and smarter. Lindsay Lohan, C U Next Tuesday (take the first letter of C U Next Tuesday and let me know what it spells), hopefully you do something belligerent before then I’ll wager my girlfriend that you will.

TAGS: Lindsay Lohan

Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

Friday, August 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Between the psycho Nazi whore and Tiger Woods’ whore releasing those anal action sex text there seems to be little time for our usual celebrity whores, such as Kim Kardashian. I never in a billion years thought that I’d say this, but compared to all the frightening images of dirty whores that have been splashed across every celebrity blog lately, it was actually a bit refreshing to see photos of Kim Kardashian’s big ass in bikini. Thank god these bikini shots of Kim Kardashian did not include that Sasquatch, Khole Kardashian because my dreams, actually nightmares are already severely overwhelmed by images of scary ass women (that stupid Nazi whore psycho, Michelle Bombshell is haunting my dreams). Kim Kardashian is actually looking pretty decent in a bikini, I guess she’s trying to step up her game because rumors are that her and Reggie Bush are done like diner, so she’s putting out those assets to real in another black dude. Anyways enjoy these Kim Kardashian bikini photos; I hope they assist in overriding the scary images of forehead tattoos.

TAGS: Kim Kardashian

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 5th, 2010 | No Comments

Katy Perry and her retarded turd monkey boyfriend, Russell Brand were recently on vacation in Mexico and what do chicks do when their in Mexico? Well besides act like degenerate barbarians, they put on tiny bikinis! I always knew that Katy Perry had gigantic boobs, but I never expected her to have such a tight body as well, Katy Perry looks damn hot in a bikini and she could probably even be hot period, if she wasn’t so annoying and didn’t have those ugly ass retarded looking, dumb and dumber bangs. Seriously, Katy Perry’s bangs almost make her non-bangable, well unless the lights were off or I didn’t have to look at her face, actually I think that all chicks look hideous with bangs, if Katy Perry got rid of the bangs and maybe got some extensions or something she’d be sexy. I bet Russell Brand makes her keep the retard bangs just so he isn’t the only one who looks ‘special’ in the relationship.

TAGS: Katy Perry

Holy Hell Bar Refaeli Topless & In a See Through Top

Thursday, August 5th, 2010 | No Comments

This has got to be the best thing that’s happened to me all month, Bar Refaeli, the greatest Jew of all time is both topless and in a see through top in the new issue of Elle Russia, but it gets better because you can totally see Bar Refaeli’s nipple in these photos! I love those Russians, because they’ve just given us the second best thing in the entire world to look at, the first would be Bar Refaeli totally naked, but baggers’ can’t be choosers so I’ll thank my lucky stars for the tit and nipple shots that Elle Russia has so kindly provided. I only wish that Bar Refaeli could be a little more thoughtful and move her arm from her chest area, give us a little more, come on Bar Refaeli I recycle and will eventually buy a hybrid; I’m helping Leo save the planet don’t I deserve to see at least maybe one full boob?

TAGS: Bar Refaeli

Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry Twitter their Tits

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 | No Comments

I really hope to god that Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry have started a new Twitter trend, which is getting girls with nice boobs to start Tweeting photos of their tits for all to see. Both Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry recently posted photos of their boobs on Twitter, which really goes to show that Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry may not be as dumb as we suspect. I mean they’re both smart enough to post their boobs on Twitter to get attention, prime example of their smarts at work is this very post. I wouldn’t be posting about these two chicks especially Adrianne Curry, who hasn’t had a legitimate job since… well never, if it wasn’t for their ingenuous use of Twitter, posting photos of boobs will always get you noticed. Seriously girls if you want to be smart like Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry or get some undue attention all you have to do is snap a photo or better yet multiple photos of your boobs and put those babies up on Twitter, now chop chop get to it…

TAGS: Kim Kardashian

Gisele Bundchen Post Baby Boobs are Awesome

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 | 1 Comment

It hasn’t been that long since Supermodel/Supersexy Gisele Bundchen had a baby boy with the ultimate errand boy, NFL quarterback Tom Brady but you can’t even tell that Gisele Bundchen just had a baby because her body looks absolutely amazing, just check out these recent photos of Gisele Bundchen leaving the gym, wow. The only hint that Gisele Bundchen may have given birth are her huge post baby boobs, which by the way look awesome, unlike Kourtney Kardashian’s saggers (so gross), I really hope that Gisele Bundchen’s new boobs stick around for a while. Non Supermodels must just absolutely hate Supermodels, because not only do Supermodels, especially naked, topless or almost naked ones make women feel grossly insecure but just to add insult to injury, Supermodels who’ve just given birth, such as Gisele Bundchen, Alessandra Ambrosio and Kate Moss look fuckin spectacular and don’t go through that awkward, sill fat after popping out the kid phase, oh and no saggy boobs after either. Supermodels are awesome, and so are Gisele Bundchen’s new big bouncy boobs.

TAGS: Gisele

Cameron Diaz has a Nice Ass!

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010 | No Comments

Nobody really pays Cameron Diaz any attention these days, because quite frankly she’s loosing or correction lost her looks years ago. Cameron Diaz doesn’t get me excited from the front (her slight resemblance to the Joker puts me off) however thankfully for Cameron Diaz her fantastic ass hasn’t gone south unlike her face. Take these recent photos of Cameron Diaz walking up the stairs in a tight pair of jeans and stilettos, she’s showing every dude who use to drool over her that parts of her, mainly her ass, no actually just her ass are still hot! Cameron Diaz’s dad must be an astronaut because her ass is out of this world or maybe a baker because she’s got some nice buns haha I’ve always wanted to use those ridiculous lines on a chick. But seriously, Cameron Diaz knows how to fill out a pair of jeans, hey Cameron Diaz where you going? Why you walking out of my life?

TAGS: Cameron Diaz

Michelle Hunziker, Miami Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010 | 1 Comment

Michelle Hunziker isn’t really recognized here in the States as a ‘celebrity’ but she’s actually a Swiss actress/model and apparently a pretty big deal in Sweden. Michelle Hunziker recently traded the cold, wintery conditions of Sweden for the warm, sexy beaches of Miami where she’s looking amazingly sexy in a bikini. Although Michelle Hunziker wears a bikini like it’s nobody’s business, she seemingly hasn’t gotten the memo that Ed Hardy is clown wear and that people in America who are not from New Jersey no longer wear Ed Tardy, but I forgive Michelle Hunziker for her ridiculous choice of bikini, because, well just look at her, she’s bangin. The stupid tattoo arm band thing is another problem, wow the Swiss must be super lag in trends because everything that we Americans find fit only for the classless idiots who live in New Jersey, are apparently still cool in Sweden, I hope someone kindly send the Swiss a memo letting them know that Ed Tardy and barbwire tattoo arm bands need to be socially prohibited asap. Anyways enjoy these super hot pictures of Michelle Hunziker in a bikini.

TAGS: Michelle Hunziker

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures in Ralph Magazine

Monday, August 2nd, 2010 | No Comments

Sophie Monk is taking some time off from her wearing short skirts and wet bikini duties in LA to appear on the cover of the latest issue of Australia’s Ralph magazine. I’m not sure what ‘Ralph’ means in Australia but here in North America ‘Ralph’ means to puke, barf, toss your cookies, throw up, vomit and so on, thus it’s a bit strange to have a half naked Sophie Monk on the cover of Ralph or in my mind puke magazine lol. But despite the interesting magazine name, Sophie Monk has a pretty hot bikini spread in the latest issue of Ralph, she’s in various bikini’s all of which are small and sexy, there’s also a photo of her in a white and wet shirt. I think Sophie Monk is starting to look hot again because her horrible lip injections are starting to wear off and she doesn’t look so much like a duck anymore, seriously I don’t know why chicks get weird shit injected into their faces because they always come out looking like monsters. Anyways enjoy these Sophie Monk bikini pictures.

TAGS: Sophie Monk

Alessandra Ambrosio goes Shopping and in Sheer Lingerie

Monday, August 2nd, 2010 | No Comments

Here are some recent photos of Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio, in a t shirt and jeans doing some shopping. I have to be completely honest and say that I’m starting to reconsider whether or not Alessandra Ambrosio really is uber hot or if it’s just the hype, bikini’s, nip slips and half nakedness that gave me the illusion that she was some sort of goddess. Don’t get me wrong Alessandra Ambrosio is pretty, but looking at her in these un-Photoshopped photos she’s not really sizzling hot, she kind of looks like any normal pretty chick you’d see on the streets. In my opinion Bar Refaeli blows Alessandra Ambrosio right out of the water, because even when Bar is un-Photoshopped, in civilian clothing and doing shit all she still looks almost the same as she does in editorial shots. Nevertheless, Alessandra Ambrosio is still not bad, so here are some photos of her shopping along with some Photoshopped pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in lingerie…Enjoy, I’m pretty sure the ass and tit shots will be much more enjoyable though.

TAGS: Alessandra Ambrosio

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