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Lindsay Lohan Shows off Beer Belly and Falls Down AGAIN!

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010 | No Comments

I always thought Lindsay Lohan was skinny, most coked out sloppy messes usually are, but Lindsay Lohan has once again managed to shock me because these recent photos show that as opposed to being skinny as expected of most drug abusers Lindsay Lohan apparently has what looks to be a beer belly and she’s wearing hammer pants lol. God Lindsay Lohan is such a fuckin disaster, it’s really a mystery how Lindsay Lohan even manages to get up mid afternoon, who are we kidding she probably gets up around 10pm dress herself and troll the streets of LA to find another party where she can get inebriated at until the sun comes up. Lindsay Lohan looks like she’s in rough shape, so rough that she keeps randomly falling down, the same night that she showed off her awesome belly in equally awesome hammer pants she managed to eat the pavement once AGAIN! Maybe her belly is from all the dust she’s been eating? Seriously Lindsay Lohan wake the fuck up and get a grip on your life, all you need to do is look in the mirror to be scared shitless. Imagine going from a decent looking chick to well, what Lindsay Lohan looks like now, that should be more than enough incentive for Lindsay Lohan to be on the next Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew….

TAGS: Lindsay Lohan

Adrianne Curry Puts her Naked Ass on Twitter

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010 | No Comments

So I’m starting to think that as opposed to being a useless, washed up, has been, actually never was model, that Adrianne Curry might actually be some kind of freak genius because she really does know how to maximize her meager resources for maximum exposure. Who needs a professional photoshoot or magazine cover job when you can just take random pictures of your tits and ass, post those naked photos on Twitter and get a shit load of attention for doing so this is what Adrianne Curry did, what a smart ass chick. Adrianne Curry posted a naked ass/bare ass photo of herself on Twitter and how can I forget those other Tweets that featured her tits covered only by suspender straps and naked ass in an apron, Adrianne Curry is awesome and seems really kinky and fun, that old dude she married from the Brady Bunch is one lucky mofo, everyone loves those fun sluts…well loving sluts and marrying one are completely different things but who cares, let’s just enjoy Adrianne Curry’s naked ass Twitter picture.

TAGS: Adrianne Curry

Rosie Jones and her Topless Model Friends

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010 | No Comments

Topless photos of Rosie Jones are always the highlight of my day, but topless photos of Rosie Jones as well as topless photos of her hot model friends just made my week, and I’m sure it’ll be the highlight of yours as well. God bless Nuts magazine because each issue seems to get better and better, Nuts magazine really knows what their readers want, and what we want is hot topless models with big awesome boobs and that’s just what Nuts magazine delivers every issue. Rosie Jones has some mind blowing boobs but this month’s issue of Nuts magazine wanted to really blow our fuckin minds so they also included, India Reynolds topless, Holly Peers topless, Em Diamond topless, Stacey Massey topless, and Daisy (with no last name) topless. These Lad Mags are making British chicks out to be the most deadly, sexy, wild chicks on the planet, I fuckin love these Lad Mags and the British tits the feature. Anyways enjoy these photos of Rosie Jones topless along with all her topless smoking hot friends.

TAGS: Rosie Jones

Vicki Blows in Zoo Magazine

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010 | No Comments

With a name like Vicki Blows, how can you not be ‘dirty hot’ there are hot chicks and then there are ‘dirty hot’ chicks, hot chicks who automatically make you think really really dirty thoughts and Vicki Blows is definitely queen of dirty hot chicks. Vicki Blows, sure as hell isn’t your average proper British, tea sipping, boring ass, fish and chip eating chick, I mean just look at her there’s nothing proper or boring about Vicki Blows. Besides being good at looking kinky and hot for the cameras, I wonder what else Vicki Blows is good at (hopefully it’s something that is identical to her last name). The latest issue of Zoo Magazine features Vicki Blows in photo’s depicting various sexual fantasies, handcuffs, home movies, whipped cream and strawberries god this chick isn’t just dirty hot, she’s also willing to walk the dirty walk. Vicki Blows is pretty fuckin awesome, so I hope you enjoy these pictures of Vicki Blows in lingerie acting out sexual fantasies from the latest issue of Zoo Magazine.

TAGS: Vicki blows

Holly Madison’s Boobs

Monday, August 9th, 2010 | No Comments

Former Playboy Playmate and Girl Next Door, Holly Madison brought out the big guns, and by big guns I mean her big boobs for some recent event. I personally think that Holly Madison is butt and pretty budget; I mean her claim to fame was being some grandpa’s girlfriend and when that didn’t pan out she became that freak show with a lisp, Chriss Angel’s main squeeze, disgusting that guy just looks like he smells funny, like ketchup or mustard. Anyways Holly Madison seems to be doing whatever it takes to make ends meet these days, and thank god she’s a go-getta and is smart enough to use her best assets, her big fake boobs to bring in the bacon. I’m not gonna lie, Holly Madison’s boobs are pretty great, she like Audrina Patridge had the good sense to get a nice set of fake tits, because we all know that a decent set of fake boobs will get you way further in life then a flat chest or even worse a bad tit job (bolt on tits are the absolute worse, biggest turn off ever). Anyways enjoy these shots of Holly Madison’s boobs in a python bikini top.

TAGS: Holly Madison

Sophie Monk Riding Bike in a Bikini Top

Monday, August 9th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m not sure why, but I’ve recently come across tons of hot pictures of Sophie Monk, for a chick who I’m pretty sure doesn’t, and hasn’t had any kind of paying job for a while, Sophie Monk is sure doing a good job of getting our attention. Sophie Monk is always doing something useless, like aimlessly walking around, doing nothing at the beach, or riding a bike, as she’s doing in these photos, but what sets Sophie Monk apart from other chicks who o these activities, well besides the fact that she’s probably way hotter than any ‘civilian chick’ is that she does these pointless activities in bikini’s and really really short skirts. Other than having absolutely nothing important to do, Sophie Monk is also kinda nuts, here’s an excerpt from an interview that she did with Australia’s news.com.au:

“I have big boobs which I hate. They are so annoying. I wish they were smaller,” the ex-Goldy girl tells Grazia magazine.

Sophie goes on to say…

“It’s not an attractive look, clothes hang off you. I prefer to have a little bit of curve; that definitely looks better. My legs are long but my body is too short. Then you know what? I look at myself and think, ‘Well it’s got me this far. I can’t look too bad’!”

WHAT! Sophie Monk hates having big boobs??? Those who agree with Sophie Monk….NO ONE! Hey Sophie Monk tell that to all the girls who risk death by going to some unlicensed Mexican plastic surgeon, just so she can have boobs as great as yours….Big Boobs are the shit

TAGS: Sophie Monk

Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Tits a Thing of the Past.

Sunday, August 8th, 2010 | No Comments

The fact that Jennifer Love Hewitt couldn’t even hold onto an uber turd like Jamie Kennedy should have raised some eyebrows. But at least when she was with that turd she still looked somewhat fuckable but judging by the way she looked at some recent/pointless event, I think that the break up must have drove her over the edge. I use to call this chick Jennifer Love Huge Tits for god sake and now all I see when I look at her is an old maid. Seriously I don’t know whether to dog her or feel sorry for her, I really hate being confused, thanks a lot Jennifer Love Hewitt. Jennifer, seriously get your shit together, maybe some extensions and a tight dress might bring back the Jenifer Love Huge Tits that was kinda hot, you’re better than this. Every break up has a winner and a loser, unfortunately Jennifer Love Hewitt is wayyyy losing right now and losing to Jamie Kennedy is like losing a sobriety competition to Lindsay Lohan, it just wrong and should never happen. Jennifer Love Hewitt, it’s not the end of the world I’m sure there are tons of short douche bags who are willing to have short term relationships with you, but not if you continue to look like shit.

TAGS: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Mila Kunis is One Sexy Piece of Ass

Sunday, August 8th, 2010 | No Comments

Mila Kunis is looking mighty sexy in the recent issue of GQ, which includes one especially mind boggling photo of Mila Kunis in lace underwear and a cowboy hat (I’d save that one for a rainy day). I think Mila Kunis is totally underrated, I mean look at her, she’s insanely hot, no she’s blow your fuckin mind hot. Something about her eyes just scream, I’m a nasty girl. Was she always this hot? Because I really don’t remember her ever being this damn hot. But all that matters is that I’ve finally realized Mila Kunis’s hot potential and she’s now made it onto my top 5 girls I wanna nail list (your welcome Mila Kunis). You know what’s really twisted, the fact that she’s the voice of that fuckin disgusting Meg on Family guy, how can someone who looks like Mila Kunis even pretend to be the voice of someone so repulsive? On a side note Stewie Griffin has just reached new heights with his homosexual tendencies, the people on Family Guy need to tone that shit down a bit it’s just getting way too weird.

TAGS: Mila Kunis

Vikki Blows Topless Photos

Saturday, August 7th, 2010 | No Comments

Pictures of hot chicks never get old, and pictures of hot chicks who are topless never ever ever get old, they’re always good, accepted everywhere and highly valued, like cash. Hot chicks and hot chick’s boobs are two of my favorite things in this world and probably two of your favorite things as well so I bring you topless photos of Vikki Blow from the latest issue of Front Magazine one of UK’s ‘Lad Mags’. Front Magazine’s topless and almost bottomless photos of Vikki Blows (damn with a name like that you must be one fun skank) are ‘pitch a tent’ hot, Vikki Blow just has that dirty bad girl look, I’m really diggin it. These Lad Mags are slowly changing my mind about those Brits, I use to think Britain was full of boring people with weird accents and bad teeth but since discovering the awesomeness that is UK’s Lad Mags I’m starting to think that the UK is full of fun whores who love to take their tops off, they should really stop associating the Queen with the UK, it makes the country seem old and boring, instead associate chicks like Vikki Blow and don’t forget Vikki Blow’s boobs with the UK, I assure you this will attract wayyyy more fun tourist.

TAGS: Vikki Blows

Candice Swanepoel in Hot Bikini Photos

Saturday, August 7th, 2010 | No Comments

If you needed something to give you a little push for the day, to add some pep to your step, I offer you some amazing Victoria’s Secret photos of one of the hotties models I’ve ever seen, Candice Swanepoel. Who knew someone with such an odd last name could be so physically amazing, I mean just look at her in all those tiny different bikini’s, like really is it even possible for any human to be as sexy as Candice Swanepoel in a bikini? Maybe Candice Swanepoel is an alien sent to earth to take over humanity, I mean men (and we all know that only men hold relevant power on this planet) can be easily seduced into giving up anything and everything by a beautiful women. Technically all Candice Swanepoel really has to do for those aliens is use her physical perfection as a powerful weapon of seduction, if this be the case then we’re all pretty much doomed. Oh god, is Candice Swanepoel hot or is Candice Swanepoel hot? I say both the former and the latter are accurate statements of truth.

TAGS: Candice Swanepoel

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