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Nicole Scherzinger Topless and Sexy as Hell in FHM Spain

Monday, August 16th, 2010 | No Comments

Lead Pussycat Doll and my favorite Dancing with the Stars (stfu my girlfriend makes me watch it with her…) contestant Nicole Scherzinger is blow your mind sexy in the April issue of FHM Spain. Nicole Scherzinger has an amazing body and in her FHM Spain photos she not only shows off her hot toned body but she’s also generous enough to go topless and give us a little boob action. There is no other way to describe Nicole Scherzinger except to say that she is one sizzling, hot, sexy, gorgeous chick, http://www.meandisis.com/tag/nicole-scherzinger is now in my top five celebrities I’d love to fuck .The way she moves on Dancing with the Stars can only mean that she’s definitely a champion in the bedroom, god damn these FHM photos of Nicole Scherzinger are insanely hot! I’m going to shut up now and let you soak in and enjoy all the sexiness that is Nicole Scherzinger.

TAGS: Nicole Scherzinger

Sophie Monk has Nice Legs and ass

Monday, August 16th, 2010 | No Comments

Damn Sophie Monk has got some killer legs, I don’t want to go off topic or anything, actually this is right on topic but I can just image those babies wrapped around my neck, yaaaaaay baby. I’ve never really found Sophie Monk that attractive, something about her face is kinda off; I think it’s the botched collagen job. However, after seeing these recent photos of Sophie Monk, I have to say WOW Sophie Monk has got some nice ass legs and she really knows how to make her best asset work for her, a little barely there, if you bend over you’ll show everyone all the goods (by god I mean your entire ass and that’s being conservative) black dress does the trick nicely. If Sophie Monk keeps up the good work and continues to wear ultra short dresses to show off those amazing stems I may be able to forget the whole weird face thing and become a Sophie Monk admirer (and No Heidi Montag that offer does not extend to you, you’re face is just too hacked to ignore) Please miss can I have some more?

TAGS: Sophie Monk

Kim Kardashian Takes her Boobs and Baby for a Stroll

Sunday, August 15th, 2010 | No Comments

This is the first time in a long time that we’ve seen photos of Kim Kardashian and she’s not in a bikini, which kinda sucks because Kim Kardashian is pretty much useless, unless she’s showing her big ass in a tiny bikini. Although Kim Kardashian opted for a little more clothing as she pushed a baby stroller with what I presume to be a baby inside, probably her sister Kourtney Kardashian’s baby she still managed to give us a lot of cleavage, lucky for us she took her babies and her sister’s baby out to play. It must be fuckin fantastic to be Kim Kardashian, because she apparently does shit all, and somehow manages to get her photographed taken and splashed all over the internet every single day, even when she’s doing something as stupid as pushing a baby stroller around. Anyways enjoy these photos of Kim Kardashian’s boobs and ass in a pink romper.

TAGS: Kim Kardashian

Sloan from Entourage Drops in Her Bra and Panties

Sunday, August 15th, 2010 | No Comments

Sloan from one of the best shows ever created, Entourage, actually Sloan’s real name is Emmanuelle Chriqui but I think Sloan sounds so much sexier but anyways Emmanuelle Chriqui stripped down to her bra and panties for a scene in her new film Women in Trouble. God is Emmanuelle Chriqui ever sexy, I’m not sure if she’s actually sexy or if her role as Sloan on Entourage is what tricks guys into thinking she’s sexy, either way she’s still nice to look at and even better to look at when she’s in nothing but her bra and panties, thong to be more accurate. Judging from this scene where Emmanuelle Chriqui’s in a bra and thong, the producers or whoever’s in charge of naming movies might want to consider changing the name from Women in Trouble to Men in Trouble, because Emmanuelle Chriqui in her bra and panties is gonna get a lot of men in trouble. Anyways enjoy these shots of Emmanuelle Chriqui half naked, I’m totally downloading this movie.

TAGS: Emmanuelle Chriqui

Lindsay Lohan is a Walking Disaster in a See through Dress

Saturday, August 14th, 2010 | No Comments

Judging from the way Lindsay Lohan is looking these days, things have gone from bad to worse to catastrophic for Lindsay Lohan. In all honesty I’m starting to feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan, does she not have parents (wait her parents are degenerate misfits) or any one in her life who actually gives two shits about her? Because Lindsay Lohan has gone from being a remotely attractive girl with nice boobs to looking like someone who belongs in an insane asylum. Lindsay Lohan, in every recent photo looks a complete and utter mess; she’s stumbling around LA at all hours of the night, falling into bushes, mumbling to herself and looks permanently inebriated, Lindsay Lohan just leaves a long trail of disaster wherever she goes. Take these recent photos of Lindsay Lohan that were taken after some party In LA (I’m assuming at 4 or 5am) for god sake she has a suspect amount of some white powder, most likely a cloud of cocaine coming out of her damn shoe, seriously is that really Lindsay Lohan’s stash for the night and if so why isn’t she on all fours licking her shoe? The only good thing about these photos is that little see-through dress that Lindsay Lohan is wearing, but her face and the white powder all over her shoes ruins it for me. Lindsay Lohan, I hope you get some help, you’ve been on a 4 year+ bender, time to give it up, yo Dr. Drew step in and regulate. Chicks that do drugs are the biggest turn off, minus well be a fat ginger, same shit.

TAGS: Lindsay Lohan

Jesse James’ Baby Momma and Sandra Bullock BFF?

Saturday, August 14th, 2010 | No Comments

Jesse James is in a huge heap of shit, you know with the Nazi fucking, other cheating related things and rumors of him being a raging racists and his Ex-Wife, Janine Lindemuller who is also a bit of an unstable mess herself is another person who wants to kick him hard in the nuts while he’s down. Janine Lindemuller, the mother of Jesse James’ daughter Sunny, has expressed that although Sandra Bullock is probably going to ass rape Jesse James over and over and over again during the divorce, that she wants to make nice with Sandra Bullock for her daughters sake. Here is what TMZ is reporting:

Earl Miller, Janine’s confidante and the photog behind FreeJanine.com tells TMZ

“[Janine] told me her greatest wish was for her and Sandra Bullock to become friends.”
According to Miller, Janine wants to show Sunny that “the two most important women in her life” i.e. Janine and Sandra are good friends “who loved her very much.”

Aw that really warms my heart, NOT! All I hear is a trashy money hungry bitch who wants her 10 minutes of fame and some money from Sandra Bullock. God damn people just leave Sandra Bullock alone, don’t you think she’s had enough ‘fuck you’s’ to last a while? You know what’s really weird? The fact that Jesse James landed Sandra Bullock, because judging from the photos of his ex wife and those terrifying photos of other women that he’s nailed, his ‘type’ is dirty trailer park trash not America’s sweetheart who saves disabled animals and big black guys who later become NFL stars.

TAGS: Janine Lindemuller

Megan Fox has Foxy Photos with her Pets for Paw Print Magazine

Friday, August 13th, 2010 | No Comments

Ya ya we all know that Megan Fox is ridiculously sexy and that every straight guy on the planet would give just about anything to have their way with Megan Fox, but as opposed to the usual sexy, vixen Megan Fox photos that we’re all use to seeing, she recently did a more tame and in my opinion very cute photoshoot with a magazine called Paw Print, which features celebrities and their pets. The issue of Paw Print featuring Megan Fox includes photos of her and a fox, a pussy cat, a parrot and pig all of which are pets that live with her and the B.A.G man (Brian Austin Green), god damn luck animals and god damn luck sack that is B.A.G…anyways Megan Fox is super sexy in her photo spread for Paw Print because not only is she hot as usual but her love for animals really makes her even sexier….I may be an asshole but I have mad love for my French bulldog so I’m down with anyone who’s good to their pets.

TAGS: Megan Fox

Rachel Bilson is Looking hot and sexy

Friday, August 13th, 2010 | No Comments

God damn Rachel Bilson is another one of those chicks, like Jessica Alba who’s always hiding their true hot potential. Rachel Bilson, is always in oversized clothing, I don’t understand why someone who has such a nice body is always trying to cover it up in big, ugly Walmart clothing, come on Rachel Bilson get your head out of your ass! Anyways Rachel Bilson finally traded in her usual jeans and ugly plaid shirt attire and put on a sexy, short, white and cleavage showing dress for the 15th annual Gen Art Film Festival screening of her new movie Waiting for Forever. Although Rachel Bilson isn’t good with fashion, at least she’s not super cracked out and chunky like her former O.C co-star Mischa Barton, oh god that chick is just messed. Anyways enjoy these decent pictures of Rachel Bilson, looking pretty in a short white dress; it’ll probably be a while before we see her in another sexy little number…

TAGS: Rachel Bilson

Playboy Playmate Jade Nicole sucks on a Lollipop

Thursday, August 12th, 2010 | No Comments

Most of you probably don’t know who the hell this Jade Nicole chick is (I had no clue until about 5 seconds ago after a quick Google search), but for the ten dude in this world who still buy the increasingly shitty magazine that is Playboy you may recognize her as a former Playmate of the Year, which goes to show just how far Playboy has gone to shit. These photos of Jade Nicole at some club, sucking on a lollipop doesn’t reveal much about how Jade Nicole looks naked, but her body and sucking ummm lollipop skills must be some kind of amazing because her face is pretty busted, not attractive in the least. My Google search skills also informed me that Jade Nicole is that door knob, Brody Jenner’s ex-girlfriend and that Brody Jenner dumped her ass for being a ghetto, loud, Jager Bomb guzzling, crazy, obsessive bitch…she totally has those crazy bitch eyes, just ready to fuck you up. Looks like Brody Jenner dodged a massive psycho bullet. Anyways enjoy these photos of Jade Nicole sucking on a lllllollipop

TAGS: Jade Nicole

Avril Lavigne Makes Out with Brody Jenner

Thursday, August 12th, 2010 | No Comments

So now that Avril Lavigne is a divorcee she’s free to roam the bars of LA for a rebound guy, but she didn’t have to look long or far because she just picked up one of LA’s finest, and by finest I mean biggest man whore in LA, Brody Jenner (I have to give Brody Jenner props though, because for a dude with a jew frow who’s only job in the past couple years has been guest appearances on the Hills he’s getting bitches). Apparently Avril Lavigne doesn’t mind being number 8585757657 on Brody Jenner’s bed post, but why would she? look at her, Avril Lavigne is the epitome of white girl trash. Anyways Brody Jenner and dirty girl Avril Lavigne were spotted making out in Brody ’68 Dodge Charger R/T 440, I bet Brody’s psychotic, serial killer eyes ex-girlfriend Jade Nicole is gonna lose her shit when she see’s these pictures, Avril Lavigne better watch out because if she runs into Jade Nicole at the club she’s gonna get a Jagerbomb in the face, Brody Jenner sure loves the classy brods.

TAGS: Avril Lavigne

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