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New Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures and Sex Tape

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 | No Comments

Looks as though things have been a little rough for idiot blow up doll Heidi Montag. First Dr. Frank Ryan the plastic surgeon who made her look like a ridiculous bride of Frankenstein, plastic blow up doll, creepy frozen face with bolt on tits monster thing died in a freak car accident when his Jeep veered off a cliff. Second, these bikini pictures of Heidi Montag are apparently new and she looks a mess, like the plastic on her face is beginning to disintegrate anyways she’s supposedly in Costa Rica to mourn the death of her creator, Dr. Frank Ryan (who also did work on Shauna Sand..enough said). Thirdly, Heidi Montag’s soon to be ex husband, victim of society Spencer Pratt is shopping around some sex tapes to the king of adult entertainment Vivid Entertainment, the Heidi Montag sex tapes apparently feature post and pre plastic surgery versions of Heidi Montag that according to Spencer Pratt “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.” According to TMZ Spencer is asking for 5 million dollars for the tapes. I don’t even know why I’m writing about these two soulless douche bags because if the past has told us anything about plastic surgery and sex tapes it’s that the culprits are assholes desperate of attention, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are both losers who deserve one another.

TAGS: Heidi Montag

Kim Kardashian Claims Entire Body is Hairless

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 | No Comments

Ms.Kim Big Ass, I only give it up to purple crayons, made famous by being shameless Kardashian is once again giving the public a little too much information about herself. Actually once the world has seen you getting railed and getting other things done to you during sexy time by that turd Ray-J there’s probably no such thing as ‘too much information’ when it comes to Kim Kardashian. In the September issue of Allure magazine, which features Kim Kardashian on the cover Kim Kardashian once again acts like a desperate attention whore revealing that her entire body is hairless. Isn’t Kim Kardashian Armenian? And aren’t Armenian people super hairy beasts? I wonder what chemical substances Kim Kardashian had to bath in to get rid of all that thick Albanian body hair? Or better yet what chemical substance’s she had to bath in to get rid of all that Ray-J body fluid. Here are some ‘highlights’ from Kim Kardashian’s interview in Allure:
On her hairlessness:
“I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms…my entire body is hairless.”
On her fame-whoring ways:
“In elementary school, The Real World came on, and I was like, That’s it! I know I want to be on a reality show. And I was like, OK, when I’m old enough, I will make an audition tape.”

On her Sex Tape:
“It was humiliating. But now let’s move on. Not that I don’t think it’s [no one's] business, but I think I’ve done a good job of replacing negative things with positive things. Doing a show with my entire family, I think people got to see the real me.”

TAGS: Kim Kardashian

Alessandra Torresani Topless, Nipple Slip Outtake Pictures from Maxim

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 | No Comments

I know you guys are probably use to topless pictures of my usual Supermodel favorites like Miranda Kerr, Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Alessandra Ambrosio and my ultimate favorite Bar Refaeli but sometimes out of the blue another incredibly sexy topless women comes along and today that women in Alessandra Torresani. Now you may wonder, who is this super sexy Alessandra Torresani? Well for all you who watched Caprica you’ll know that she’s the starlet that made that show bearable and now Maxim magazine has given us more of Alessandra Torresani to drool over. Alessandra Torresani did a super hot shoot with Maxim magazine earlier this year, where she was masked, topless and in short shorts but now these outtakes from Alessandra Torresani’s Maxim shoot have surfaced and yes they include an Alessandra Torresani nipple slip! Raaaaarw Alessandra Torresani in a zoro mask, topless and add some nip slip I’m in heaven!

TAGS: Alessandra Torresani

Annalynne Mccord No Panties and Awesome Crotch Flash

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010 | No Comments

This Annalynne Mccord doesn’t really do it for me; the frizzled hair and her striking resemblance to skeletor creeps me out plus she’s boring and doesn’t do anything that’s attention worthy, well until now. Annalynne Mccord has figured out the key to getting noticed in Hollywood and that key lies in the crotch or more specifically the famous Hollywood crotch flash. Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and countless others have engaged in the awesome no panties crotch flash and now Annalynne Mccord has joined the super awesome list of no panty crotch flashing ladies. Annalynne Mccord in short shorts with no panties decided to do a kick and opps guess what happened? LipSlip! Unless Annalynne Mccord decides to go commando and do can-can kicks every couple days in front of photo ready paparazzi she’s going to slip right back into fame obscurity. For Annalynne Mccord’s sake and mine I hope she plays it smart and keeps pulling these crotch stunts to keep herself in relevant.

TAGS: AnnaLynne McCord

Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley and Alessandra Ambrosio Sexy Pictures in LOVE

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010 | No Comments

The latest edition of LOVE magazine is loaded with sexy, seducing and super hot pictures of my favorite Supermodels Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley and Alessandra Ambrosio. I love the latest edition of LOVE because what’s not to love about a naked, bare ass, topless Kelly Brook and if a naked Kelly Brook isn’t enough to give us red blooded men a heart attack LOVE magazine also featured some blow your mind sexy pictures of Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley and Alessandra Ambrosio. LOVE magazine has successfully accomplished artsy sexy, a task which was undoubtedly less difficult given the models that they worked with. Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley and Alessandra Ambrosio are the hottest women in the universe and thus can do no wrong but LOVE magazine has done what few others are able and that is make a fully clothed Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley and Alessandra Ambrosio (with the exception of a very naked Kelly Brook) look just as sexy as when they’re topless, in a bikini or naked. I’ve also added a video created by LOVE magazine of super hot women doing what they do best…enjoy!

TAGS: Gisele Bundchen

Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Miranda Kerr Pregnant but still Pulls off Sexy Lingerie

Monday, August 23rd, 2010 | No Comments

God damn it Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Miranda Kerr has gone and gotten herself knocked up by Orlando Bloom and just like when Gisele Bundchen and Alessandra Ambrosio got pregnant I’m extremely sad and disappointed that such a impossibly perfect body could potentially be forever changed/lost. But if the past has taught us anything it’s that Supermodels, unlike regular women do not let themselves become sloppy fat cows after having a kid, both Gisele Bundchen and Alessandra Ambrosio came back even hotter after having babies. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Miranda Kerr will follow in the steps of her MILF Supermodel predecessors and not allow her uber hot body to change after having the kid. Here are some recent sexy pictures of Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret where the mom to be is in lingerie and a tight kinky leather ensemble, savor these pictures, save them and appreciate them because I have a feeling that we’re not gonna see Miranda Kerr’s body look this sexy for a while.

TAGS: Miranda Kerr

Finally! Some Sexy Jessica Alba Pictures from Cosmopolitan

Monday, August 23rd, 2010 | No Comments

I obviously have never and will never buy a copy of Cosmopolitan magazine because its apparently some bitch mag but I’m not against looking at some really hot and free pictures of Jessica Alba from the new issue of Cosmo magazine. FINALLY Jessica Alba is getting her shit together and instead of looking like a sloppy housewife she put on some sexy tight dresses, her sex face and posed for pictures. I’ve gotten so use to seeing Jessica Alba looking like she doesn’t give two shits about what she looks like that I’ve completely forgot how fuckin hot Jessica Alba can be. Seriously if I was a chick who looked liked Jessica Alba, I’d never get knocked up by some unemployed Mexican looking deadbeat, I’d preserve and exploit my hotness for all its worth. Come on Jessica Alba, it’s time to drop that deadbeat/dead weight what’s his name? Cash-hole Warren? I know you have a baby but you’re one hot MILF and judging by these new pictures in Cosmo Jessica Alba still has tons of hot millage in her, don’t waste it, use it…

TAGS: Jessica Alba

Naughty Angelina Jolie Topless Pictures

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010 | No Comments

Last weekend I went to see the new Angelina Jolie movie, Salt and the only reason I paid money to see the movie is to see whether Angelina Jolie can still play a sexy bad ass chick on screen. Since Angelina Jolie, who use to be my favorite because she was just so fuckin sexy started collecting kids she’s gone a bit downhill and no longer portrays herself as that I don’t give a fuck, freak in the sack rebel chick and I really really miss the old Angelina Jolie. Fortunately Angelina Jolie played a sexy bad ass secret agent in Salt which reminded me of how sexy Angelina Jolie was and can still be…well in movies. Speaking of how insanely hot Angelina Jolie use to be, there are some new so called scandalous never seen pictures of Angelina Jolie from a new Angelina Jolie biography by Andrew Morton. Andrew Morton who seems like a world class sleaze ball has advertised these unseen Angelina Jolie pictures as “shocking photos Angelina didn’t want anyone to see” which is completely false advertising and I’ve provided the topless almost nude pictures of Angelina Jolie for you to decide.

TAGS: Angelina Jolie

Audrina Patridge, Vegas Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010 | No Comments

Audrina Patridge was recently in Vegas doing what god put her on this earth to do, which is look super hot poolside in a bikini. It looks like Vegas pool party season is about to kick off, fuckin awesome and what better way to kick off a season reserved for hot chicks with big boobs in bikini’s and unfortunately douche bag meat heads in Ed Tardy, then to have Audrina Patridge, a chick with one of the best set of fake boobs I’ve ever seen showing girls how to properly rock a bikini. Audrina Patridge, bikini pictures are always great, I mean whats not to love? Since that piece of crap show, the Hills also known as Audrina Patridge’s pay cheque will be dead after this season, I think we can expect to see Audrina Patridge pretty often in a bikini, I mean how else is a chick with no skills and big awesome boobs gonna pay the bills? Enjoy these pictures of Audrina Patridge and her amazing boobs in a bikini.

Grace Park Bikini Photos

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010 | No Comments

Grace Park is best known for her role as Sharon Valerii (I had to Wiki that because I had no fuckin clue until 30 seconds ago that a show called Battlestar Galactica even existed, obviously since I’m not a dweeb) on Battlestar Galactica, both as an actress on the show but also as the Asian they need to meet the apparent ‘Asian quota’ that is now evident on most shows (I guess we have to kiss Asian ass now that China is pretty much in control of our economic destiny). Anyways, this particular post will bring some very very exciting news for all you dweebs out there because not only is a chick from Battlestar Galactica in a bikini but that same chick is also filming a new movie remake of Hawaii Five-0, yes nerds god is finally giving you some love and answering your prayers. Damn it must be true what people say, Asians like vampires never age, because Grace Park sure as hell looks damn fine and rockin that bikini good for a chick in her mid thirties, must be the high rice diet. For god sakes, white girls should really start eating rice because nowadays chicks in their late teens, early twenties are looking like beat up catchers mitts. Case and point Horse Face Frankin-burger Heidi Montag. Asian girls aren’t bad, their actually pretty sexy; I think I may switch over soon.

TAGS: grace park

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