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Jessica Alba Bra Pictures Still Not Smiling but Showing Skin

Monday, August 30th, 2010 | No Comments

Could it really be true? Is Jessica Alba on the road back to her former hot self, I sure hope so! We’ve become accustomed to seeing Jessica Alba look like she doesn’t give two fucks about what she looks like, always in baggy cloth’s, hair undone and worse of all never showing any skin. But recently Jessica Alba has been photographed on several occasions looking pretty damn sexy, reminding us of how really really sexy Jessica Alba use to be. Take these new shots of Jessica Alba in a Bra, although it’s an ugly sports bra at least she’s showing us some cleavage and not covering it all up in an oversized flannel shirt, plus she’s without her kid so I’m not constantly reminded that she’s a mother who procreated with some greasy, useless bag of dirt. The only thing that hasn’t changed is that Jessica Alba is still fail when it comes to smiling, why would someone as good looking as Jessica Alba be angry all the time? It has to be the douche bag husband, that must be it, Jessica Alba ditch the bitch and hit me up.

TAGS: Jessica Alba

Eva Mendes Sexy in Tatler and Bonus Pictures of Eva Mendes Nipple Slip

Monday, August 30th, 2010 | No Comments

Eva Mendes is one of Hollywood’s pioneer super sexy, every guys fantasy dream girl so it really sucks that we don’t get to see nearly as much of Eva Mendes as we use to or we’d like. I always have and still am a huge Eva Mendes fan (what happened to her acting career?) she’s exotic with nice set of tits and awesome ass so what’s not to love. Tatler magazine, don’t ask I’ve never heard of Tatler either but who cares because the September issue of Tatler features a smoking hot Eva Mendes. Eva Mendes does what she does best in the upcoming issue of Tatler and that’s look tremendously seducing, since the whole acting thing seems to be a little slow for Ms.Mendes she should really consider being a Victoria’s secret model and get paid for looking sexy in pictures. Anyways after enjoying these sexy new Eva Mendes pictures check out some old school pictures of the infamous Eva Mendes nipple slip.

TAGS: Eva Mendes

Rachel Bilson Bikini Lip Slip Pictures are AWESOME

Sunday, August 29th, 2010 | No Comments

Rachel Bilson is another one of those understated Hollywood hotties who unlike the majority of young Hollywood starlets has not let herself turn into a complete crazy mess of a person a primary example of complete crazy being her former O.C co-star Mischa Barton. Another difference between the super cute Rachel Bilson and the use to be good looking Mischa Barton is that Rachel Bilson has a bangin super hot body, no cellulite in sight as evident in these bikini pictures of Rachel Bilson in Hawaii. Rachel Bilson has managed to stay incredibly good looking even through long stints of unemployment but the one thing that Rachel Bilson and the rest of the Hollywood train wrecks have in common is the bikini Lip Slip, I really think that Lip Slips are the new Nip Slips and if all else fails just get photographed with your coochie exposed and just like that you’ll once again become relevant, well at least on sleazy internet blogs. Anyways enjoy these bikini and lip slip pictures of Rachel Bilson.

TAGS: Rachel Bilson

Shauna Sand’s massive plastic tits in a bikini

Sunday, August 29th, 2010 | No Comments

Shauna Sand along with Heidi Montag and Janice Dickinson all had their plastic parts assembled by Hollywood plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, who recently died in a freak car accident and it’s apparent that Dr. Frank Ryan’s signature procedure was the massive bolt on plastic floatation device tit job. These recent pictures of washed up, stripper chic, plastic heels on the beach MOM, Shauna Sand is an excellent example of why chicks should not get plastic surgery, duck lips, bolt on rock hard tit, baseball mitt leathery skin and who can forget the Playboy bunny tattoo are NOT by any means attractive, unless you’re trying to attract broke sleazy douche bags who are too dumb to know that in 2010 Ed Hardy, steroids and slut girlfriends are socially frown upon. In other words the Jersey Shore look is unacceptable unless you’re a rock eating uncivilized Neanderthal. Shauna Sand scares me, it seems like the lights are never on upstairs because only someone who is seriously deranged would think that it’s not at all inappropriate for a mother to be in stripper/hooker attire year round including the clear plastic stripper heels on the beach.

TAGS: Shauna Sand

Leann Rimes the Home wrecker Singing and Dancing in a Bikini Pictures

Saturday, August 28th, 2010 | No Comments

Leann Rimes who before becoming a shameless, husband stealing, home wrecking, adulterous hoe bag was a country singer, a wholesome girl next door singing about whiskey, puppies and love but that was all before she decided to cheat on her husband with the married man who has young children Eddie Cibrian. Since the whole cheating scandal broke and Leann Rimes broke up a happy family we haven’t heard much from Leann Rimes, that’s until now. Leann Rimes decided that the best way to make her big comeback was to sing in a bikini on America’s Got Talent. Leann Rimes looks alright for someone who use to be chubby and unattractive, I guess husband stealing does wonders for a women’s body or maybe Leann Rimes is losing weight the old fashion Hollywood way, by abusing adderall! So for all those who find Leann Rimes attractive you might enjoy these pictures of Leann Rimes singing and dancing in her sailor bikini.

TAGS: leann rimes

Adriana Lima New Bikini Pictures

Saturday, August 28th, 2010 | No Comments

Adriana Lima doesn’t get as much face time s she use to, I mean with so many hot supermodels to compete with like Miranda Kerr, Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Alessandra Ambrosio and the goddess Bar Refaeli Adriana Lima somehow doesn’t appear to be nearly as hot as she use to, though still pretty hot. Adriana Lima was recently on some beach in a cute little purple bikini but for some reason she decided to put on a pair of True Religion cut off shorts and a t shirt, hiding her wonderful assets. Another odd thing about Adriana Lima’s trip to the beach is the Neanderthal looking man she was with who I presume is her husband, why would such a hot supermodel like Adriana Lima be with such a caveman looking dude. I mean what can a guy like that really do for you? Besides bust coconuts open with his bare hands. Anyways just ignore the big ogre looking dude who’s holding hands with Adriana Lima and focus on the pictures of Adriana Lima in her tiny bikini.

TAGS: Adriana Lima

Milla Jovovich Nude Pictures for Russian Maxim

Friday, August 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Milla Jovovich is the epitome of genetic perfection and seemingly has some kind of genetic mutation that allows her to never age or become an unattractive middle aged person. Milla Jovovich has been a seriously hot babe for a long ass time and her hotness has not faded over the years as evident in these pictures of Milla Jovovich in lingerie, topless and best of all completely nude in Russian Maxim. I’m sure that some dweeb with killer Photoshop skills had a hand in making these Milla Jovovich pictures look like a million bucks but as I always say, if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying hard enough. I really don’t care if these sexy shots of Milla Jovovich have been Photo-shopped to hell, the only thing that matters is that the finished product allows me to still get excited over nude pictures of Milla Jovovich. Check out Milla Jovovich naked, in lingerie and topless for Maxim Russia, trust me you’ll enjoy them just as much as I did.

TAGS: Milla Jovovich

Megan Fox FHM Bush Flash pictures and video

Friday, August 27th, 2010 | No Comments

This is just another incident which proves that the internet is the best invention known to man and by incident I mean the new internet perpetuated hype that’s surrounding an old Megan Fox behind the scenes video for an FHM photo shoot. What is it about this particular video that’s so special? Well besides the fact that it features a young and super hot half naked Megan Fox. The answer to that question is in the bush, and by bush I mean the Megan Fox bush/pube flash! So thank you internet for re-circulating and re-hyping this incredibly hot, sexy, exciting, hot video of epically hot Megan Fox and her accidental pube or bush flash. People always say a picture is worth a thousand words, well pictures AND Video of Megan Fox exposing her bush are worth a zillion words and then some…Anyways I’m gonna shut the fuck up so both you and I can check out the pictures and video of Megan Fox flashing her bush for FHM.

TAGS: Megan Fox

Heidi Montag and Playboy Babe Karissa Shannon Girl on Girl Sex Tape

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 | No Comments

Heidi Montag’s apparent sex tape scandal/publicity stunt tactic thickens! Not only does Heidi Montag’s annoying douche nozzle ex-husband (they’ve apparently divorced) crazy face Spencer Pratt claim that he has an entire library of sex tapes starring the pre and post plastic surgery nightmare versions of horse face Heidi Montag but now Spencer Pratt is claiming that he also holds a steamy sex tape made by Heidi Montag and Playboy, former girlfriend of Playboy founder and oldest pimp alive Hugh Hefner Karissa Shannon. The not so bright Karissa Shannon has confirmed that the girl on girl sex tape which involves her and Heidi Montag does in fact exists but that she’ll sue the pants of Pratt if the sex tape is released. Oh please no one is suing anyone because all these obscure D list desperate for some Hollywood attention whores have no soul and they know the only way to get a little face time is to ‘accidently’ leak a sex tape, classic case of girls with father issues or better yet no father figure in their lives. Besides who wants to see Heidi Montag engaged in sexual acts with Spencer Pratt, I can’t even imagine how horrifying that scenario would be. I wouldn’t mind seeing some girl on girl action between plastic parts Heidi Montag and Playboy skank Karissa Shannon, I’ll be sure to troll the internet for the Heidi Montag, Karissa Shannon sex tape and share my findings with all you wonderful readers. For now enjoy these pictures of Karissa Shannon topless and also exposing her bare ass plus other pictures of Karissa Shannon assuming the doggy style position.

Plus Bonus Pictures of Karissa Shannon topless and Bare Ass

TAGS: Heidi Montag

Til Tequilla Topless when Juggalos Attacked with Rocks Firecrackers and Human Waste

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 | No Comments

The shameless, soulless, brain alerting annoyance , midget squish face freak that is Tila Tequila getting pelted with rocks, firecrackers and human feces while topless and acting like her usual delusional crack head self on stage at an Insane Clown Posse concert has got to be one of the most fuckin awesome things that the universe has ever willed. FINALLY this attention seeking bitch got her ass handed to her and by no other then a bunch of Juggalos (Grown ass men who worship a group of rapping clowns, no literally insane clown posse is basically a bunch of white dudes with clown face paint who rap…right). Tila Tequila is so fuckin messed in the head that she actually got up on stage at an ICP concert, topless, attempted to ‘sing’ and made a bunch of rock, firecracker and shit throwing clowns look like god damn heroes. Those Juggalos did society a solid by tormenting and terrorizing that demon troll that is Tila Tequila, oh god even topless photos of Tila Tequila make me wanna knock her front teeth out. Check out these hilarious photos of Tila Tequila topless just before the clowns attacked and I added video of the incident because it’s gold. Karmas a bitch…BITCH!

TAGS: Tila Tequila

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