What happened to the days when Jessica Alba use to wear bikini’s, pose for Maxim magazine and look super hot 365 days a year? Those days are so far gone that I can’t even remember the last time I saw Jessica Alba looking like her old sexy self. Nowadays whenever we see Jessica Alba she’s always in some boring, ‘mom’ outfit, hair undone, in ugly flat shoes and just looking tired and grumpy, and the only time we really get to see Jessica Alba is when she’s doing a coffee run, like in these new Jessica Alba pictures. Come on Jessica Alba, can you please please bring your old, sexy, bikini wearing self back? Even though she wore a short dress on her coffee run and showed off her nice legs, I still want more, wayyyyy more skin please. Is Jessica Alba still married to her baby daddy, what’s his face? Cashole Warren? Jessica Alba completely wasted her hot potential on that douche bag…in fact she’s completely wasted her god given gift of hotness. Why Jessica Alba? Why????
Archive for July, 2010
Heidi Montag Shows off New Plastic Boobs
Heidi Montag is a fuckin retard, because only someone who’s seriously retarded (and I use the term ‘retard’ with no disrespect to anyone except retarded Heidi Montag) would think that getting ridiculously huge ‘bolt on’ boobs and other plastic parts at the age of twenty something would be a good idea. The only reason I post about Heidi ‘Horse face’ Montag is to show how fuckin stupid this chick looks, take these recent photos of her in some tacky ass bedazzled bikini at the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at Aria in Las Vegas, bitch looks so utterly stupid that it’s unbelievable. The most fucked up thing is that Heidi Montag probably thinks she looks like a million bucks, ya maybe if the million bucks was in Paso’s , which is the currency she most likely used to pay her idiotic plastic surgeon. Anyways here are some photos of Heidi Montag’s gigantic boobs in a bikini, those of you who are into freaky looking plastic women enjoy



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