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Marisa Miller does Charity Work

Saturday, July 31st, 2010 | No Comments

Well there is absolutely no other way to explain the baffling, non-sensical, insane situation that is Marisa Miller’s marriage to some gigantic Grade A douche turd that is apparently, her husband. If you really want to start questioning the universe, just take a look at these photos of Marisa Miller and the turd monkey that she calls her ‘husband’, what the fuckin hell right? It’s like one super hilarious episode of Punk’d (like the one where Justin Timberlake starts crying like the little bitch that he is) but wait…wheres? wheres…Ashton? He’s nowhere in sight because this isn’t an epidsode of Punk’d and Marisa Miller, one of the most beautiful women on the planet is really married to that ‘I am Sam’ looking fool in the shiny purple what looks to be from Chinatown D&G jacket. Huh? Really? It angers me when I see a ridiculously good looking chick with either a dude who’s not even in the same league as her (well the aesthetically challenged dude is usually getting out of his Lambo, so it kinda makes sense) or with a sleazy sooooo 2000 and late douche bucket in shiny clothing with a fo-hawk, like Marisa Millers ‘husband’ who is probably some part-time baller on credit. The latter situation really really grinds my gears because its bullshit, Marisa Miller even though you’re marriage seems to be some form of charity work; I’m still a little disappointed in you, go volunteer at the SPCA or something and loose the zero asap!

TAGS: Marisa Miller

Lucy Pinder Topless Pictures are Fuckin Awesome

Saturday, July 31st, 2010 | No Comments

Lucy Pinder’s new topless photos will put all other topless attempts by chicks with big bouncy tits to shame! Lucy Pinder’s breasts are absolutely amazing in the latest issue of Nuts magazine, which is hands down the best magazine ever created, because Nuts magazine does topless models like mother effin champions! If there was a Superbowl for best topless photos, Lucy Pinder’s spread would win hands down! Honestly what can be better than a woman with huge tits wearing an open hoodie at a laundry mat or having a milkshake while her boobs are exposed or playing pool/bowling while she shows some boob; I nwhat universe d othese events occur and why am I not living in it? Yes my friends there is nothing at this moment I can think of that would top these topless photos of Lucy Pinder, well me with my face in her boobs as she’s doing all those awesome activities would be dope but on a realistic level, nothing tops these photos. Enjoy because I know I am…

TAGS: Lucy Pinder

Britney Spears, No Bra, Hard Nipples, Nice

Friday, July 30th, 2010 | No Comments

Is Britney Spears reverting back to her old crazy/white trash ways? Britney Spears who has seemingly appeared to be back on track (whatever that means) and ‘normal’ these days was recently photographed leaving a gas station in Malibu with a bottle of orange pop in one hand, a cup of coffee in the other, cut off denim shorts, bad extensions, uggs, a t-shirt she probably purchased from the kids section at Walmart and she topped her sloppy ensemble off with the signature white trash no bra, rock hard nipple move. Are these warning signs? Should we be worried about Britney Spears? Ah let’s take her crazy relapse as it comes for now let’s just hope that if she is going down that crazy path again, that she does it without a bra and in tiny tight tops, with better extensions and minus the creepy arab paparazzi boyfriend. For now here are some photos of Britney Spears’s rock hard nipples for you to enjoy or at the very least gawk at.

TAGS: Britney Spears

Kim Kardashian is Single

Friday, July 30th, 2010 | No Comments

After much speculation about the state of Kim Kardashian’s relationship with New Orleans Saints NFL’er and Superbowl champion, Reggie Bush it has been confirmed that the couple has indeed broken up, yet again.

Sources confirm to E! News that the reality star and her pro footballer boyfriend have split.
Kim’s fame and crazy busy schedule have been an ongoing source of conflict for the couple, who reunited last August after a quick breakup.
Reggie always had trouble with the spotlight, our source tells us.
The couple who first began dating in 2007 mutually decided to part ways a few days ago and have agreed not to discuss the split in public.

Kim’s fame and busy schedule? On what planet? Kim’s only job seems to be hanging out with people she’s related to and having it filmed. I think Reggie Bush is actually a bigger celebrity then bubble butt Kim, I bet he ditched her because after years of trying her still couldn’t get those god awful images of Ray-J having his way with Kim, and by having his way I mean doing that really rally nasty thing well on her. Kim Kardashian is single and ready to mingle, so mom’s lock up your black sons, though I’m sure locks wouldn’t deter Kim because she’ll just get that savage beast Khole Kardashian to eat right through them (the locks that is, not the black guys).

TAGS: Kim Kardashian

Ashley Greene is the Hottest Twilight Vampire

Thursday, July 29th, 2010 | No Comments

This Ashley Greene chick is pretty hot, even though she’s fully clothed and just randomly walking around in almost every recent photo, she still manages to look irresistibly hot doing boring mundane things. I really think that the casting people for Twilight should have casted Ashley Greene, instead of Kristen Stewart aka Ms. I hate the world and everyone in it, for the role of Bella, there’s just something sexy about a hot chick all desperate to be bitten by a Vampire, not just any Vampire but Edward the Vampire played by Robert Pattinson (all the chicks seem to dig him). Kristen Stewart doesn’t do it for me, she’s got those thin villainous lips, Ashley Greene on the other hand just oozes sexy, now if she had a bigger role in Twilight I might watch those dreadful films without being forced by my girlfriend, do you know how fuckin annoying it is to try and compete with a handsome Vampire, fuck Edward for raising the bar on how we should treat chicks. Anyways here are some recent photos of Ashley Greene, they might be better if you imagined her half or even fully naked. Actually no need to imagine I’ve added some extra photos of Ashley Greene in a bikini, Ashley Greene in only body paint and Ashley Greene in a see-through tank top, and yes, Ashley Greene’s nipples are visible, you’re welcome.

TAGS: Ashley Greene

Cameron Diaz Shows Off Legs in Tiny Daisy Dukes

Thursday, July 29th, 2010 | No Comments

We’ve become accustomed to seeing Cameron Diaz all covered up, boring and dressing very conservative(like an old lady) these days, so it’s always a nice surprise when Cameron Diaz decides to show off hot body parts, like her long legs and surprisingly still flat stomach. Cameron Diaz put on a pair of sexy daisy dukes and tied up her flannel shirt to once again give us the illusion that she is hot; well these photos of Cameron Diaz were taken on the set of her new movie so she isn’t trying to look sexy on her own will but instead was forced by the director of her new film (which is probably going to be another epic flop). Anyways the whole point is that Cameron Diaz showed off a lot of leg and is looking sexier then I’ve seen Cameron Diaz look in a long time, lets’ just hope the car wash scene she’s filming includes Cameron Diaz soaking wet and soapy on the hood of some sweet car. Even if the movie doesn’t feature a soapy and wet Cameron Diaz, in my mind it already does…

TAGS: Cameron Diaz

Kate Moss Nude Photos

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 | No Comments

Kate I almost heart blow as much as Lindsay Lohan Moss is butt ass in the latest issue of Vogue Homme International (that’s just Vogue for dudes). Damn I have to say that Kate Moss still brings it, because she looks amazing nude, topless and in wet see through clothing. I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again, there’s a reason why chicks get chosen to become Supermodels, it’s because they’ll always live up to Supermodel standards, no matter how old, how many kids they pop out or how many stints in rehab they endure they always come out looking better than you ever did (referring to women). Nude photos of Supermodels, like Kate Moss always make my day and I must say that Kate Moss looks exceptionally hot doing full frontal nude, how old is she now? Because I swear Kate Moss doesn’t seem to age, maybe she’s a witch! Or maybe abusing cocaine keeps you looking youthful? Who knows and who cares because whatever Kate Moss is doing is working wonders.

TAGS: Kate Moss

What the Fuck is Wrong with Mischa Barton

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 | No Comments

Just a warning if you’re currently eating and using your lunch break to troll the internet for photos of half naked chicks, chicks showing tits, chicks in bikini’s with really awesome tits and so on (basically photos that are grossly inappropriate for work), I advise you that these photos of Mischa Barton may cause you to lose your damn lunch. What the fuck happened to Mischa Barton? If I remember correctly she use to be pretty good looking, you know when she was employed on that show, wasn’t addicted to drugs/alcohol, bathed regularly and well didn’t dress like a mental patient. Seriously in every recent photo I’ve seen of Mischa Barton she looks like a nut case, always wearing some fuckin hideous outfit, like these piss colored, skin tight mom jeans she’s wearing in these recent photos, so damn ridiculous. It also doesn’t help that her thighs and stomach look softer and have more jiggle then a Jello cup. Seriously Mischa Barton get your shit together, you’re a sloppy mess…

TAGS: Mischa Barton

Nicollete Sheridan gets Bitch Slapped

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010 | No Comments

So Desperate Housewives or should I say former Desperate Housewives star, Nicollete Sheridan is suing Marc Cherry, who is the creator of that annoying, shitty and surprisingly still running show Desperate Housewives, for 20 million dollars because he apparently slapping her in the face. Nicollete Sheridan cited assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination as grounds for her lawsuit against Marc Cherry, good ol’ TMZ reports:

In the lawsuit, Sheridan claims Cherry created a hostile work environment from the get go, “behaving in an extremely abusive and aggressive manner toward the individuals who work on the show.”
Sheridan says during the 5th season, Cherry put her in his crosshairs. She claims on September 24, 2008, he physically assaulted her after she questioned him about something in the script. According to the lawsuit, “Cherry took her aside and forcefully hit her with his hand across her face and head.”
According to the suit, after the alleged incident, Cherry went to her trailer to “beg forgiveness.”
Sheridan says she immediately reported the incident to ABC, but Cherry’s aggressiveness only worsened and ABC failed to take action.
And, she says, she was killed off the show unfairly.

I think Nicollete Sheridan might be a tad angry about being fired, and in our fine country the best way for people to take out their frustrations is by filing lawsuits, suing for retarded amounts of money and all the while wasting tax payer dollars to rape each other in court. Thanks dumbasses for adding to the zillion dollars of debt that America is already drowning in, I bet Nicollete Sheridan is a lying ass bitch because if she got bitched slapped in 2008 why has it taken her this long to file a compliant? Please if you slap a bitch, you can damn well expect a compliant and pending lawsuit to the filed yesterday. Anyways here are some bikini photos of Nicollete Sheridan…

TAGS: Nicollete Sheridan

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Sophie Monk is apparently an Australian actress, but have any of us seen Sophie Monk in a paid acting gig? Nope, don’t think so. The only things I’ve seen Sophie Monk do, is walk around LA in short skirts or hanging out at the beach or poolside in a bikini. These recent photos of Sophie Monk show her doing the former of those two activities, and luckily for us she’s in a tiny bikini, revealing lots of cleavage and she’s even got some nipple action going on (it’s still kinda chilly out, isn’t it). Seriously what does Sophie Monk do for money? And if she’s Australian why is she always in the United States? Whatever, who really cares as long as Sophie Monk keeps wearing revealing bikini’s, jumping into pools, then getting out of the water in a wet bikini she can stay in the United States and collect unemployment for as long as she wants.

TAGS: Sophie Monk

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