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Kim Kardashian, Bush couldn’t get over her Sex Tape

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 | No Comments

Did I call it, or did I call it, I knew that Kim Kardashian’s infamous Sex Tape and her claim to fame had something to do with NFL’s 2010 Super Bowl Champ Reggie Bush dumping her big fat ass. Although both Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have claimed via Twitter that their breakup was amicable and their busy schedules/ Kim Kardashian’s fame put a strain on the relationship and eventually lead to their recent break up, I knew this was a big heap of bullshit. Please there is no such thing as an ‘amicable break-up’ or a ‘we both decided it would be best break-up’ there is always someone doing the dumping and someone being dumped, and in Kim Kardashian’s case her raunchy (well depending on how much porn you watch, the Kim Kardashian, Ray-J sex tape can be classified anywhere from boring as hell to raunchy) sex tape had something to do with her getting axed by Reggie Bush (we can probably expect Kim Kardashian, the Twitter whore to ‘clear the air’ via Twitter anytime now). Anyways here is what some ‘source’ had to say about Kim Kardashian’s sex tape and the demise of her and Reggie Bush’s relationship, although the ‘source’ seems shady what he/she is saying makes perfect sense, so let’s just take it as truth:

“Reggie’s mom just could not get over the fact that Kim had a sex tape. Reggie and his family are very conservative, and he told Kim that a marriage is never going to happen between them because of the tape.”
Kim is said to regret the video more than ever now as she believes she would still be with Reggie, 25, if it had never been made public.
“She’s still crazy about him. If she didn’t have the sex tape, she could have been Mrs. Bush.”

Could you imagine how awkward it would be for Kim Kardashian at a Reggie Bush family diner, I mean his mother has seen Kim Kardashian doing things or getting things done to her that no potential mother in law should ever think about let alone be able to access with a simple Google search. Cheer up Kim Kardashian, I’m sure there are plenty of other black guys whose mothers haven’t heard about your sex tape, you know, if they didn’t have access to the internet, magazines or television. On second thought maybe Kim Kardashian should just play it safe and look for a nice Amish dude, his mother probably would know about the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

TAGS: Kim Kardashian

Kelly Brook Sexy Hot in Ultimo Lingerie

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 | No Comments

Ultimo lingerie knows how to get shit done right, and by right I mean they really know how to get customers excited about their lingerie line. If excitement is what Ultimo lingerie is aiming for then excitement is what they got, because putting the incredibly sexy Kelly Brook in lingerie and taking photos of Kelly Brook doing seductive poses in lingerie gets me damn excited um about Ultimo lingerie. Wow Kelly Brook looks incredible, amazing, steaming hot (which may be the understatement of the year so you can add your own descriptive words if you like) in her photo shoot for Ultimo lingerie, her flowing hair, her perfect size boobs, her gorgeous ass…sorry guys just need a minute to cool down. Anyways I’m gonna stop rambling about Kelly Brook in lingerie and actually let you enjoy these photos of Kelly Brook in lingerie. Ok quiet because its looking/gawking at Kelly Brook in lingerie time.

TAGS: Kelly Brook

Katherine Heigl Looks Like a Hag

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 | No Comments

If someone told me today that Katherine Heigl use to be a hot model, I’d tell them to shut the front door, because lately Katherine Heigl has been looking like an old hag. Katherine Heigl loves to suck on cigarettes, maybe she just smoked one too many and it put her over the hag edge; see kids smoking is bad for your looks and we all know that looks are everything so unless you want to end up looking like a beat up Louis bag, stop smoking. I don’t know what happened to Katherine Heigl, because remember those Katherine Heigl bikini photos. She looked decent back then, but look at her now, all covered up in a fugly red dress, hair looks like shit, blush all uneven, gross. Katherine Heigl, go back to blonde, loose the butt ugly cloths and at least put in a little effort. In all honesty, the only thing Katherine Heigl has going for her are her looks, and when that’s gone she’ll be on her hands and knees begging for guest appearances on Gray’s Anatomy among doing other things on her hands and knees.

TAGS: Katherine Heigl

Sexy Telulah Riley in her Bra and Panties, Time to get Excited

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010 | No Comments

I know you’re probably thinking who the fuck is Telulah Riley (this is obviously before you’ve taken a look at the photos that I’ve provided of Telulah Riley, because after taking a peak you won’t care who she is). Telulah Riley is another one of those extremely, sexy, hot, beautiful, blow your mind foreign hotties, I love finding photos of relatively unknown beauties and giving my fellow Americans a taste of what the world has to offer! Telulah Riley is actually a British actress, who most recently sexed up the movie Pirate Radio. Just take one look at these photos of Telulah Riley in Esquire UK where she’s in nothing more than her bra and panties, you’ll know why I was excited to share these photos. If you thought that Telulah Riley’s physical perfection is her best contribution to the world, then you thought wrong. Because Telulah Riley, like her fellow Brit Alice Eve also hit the genetic lottery, not only is she strikingly gorgeous but she’s also got a brain, a working one. Believe it or not Telulah Riley in addition to giving dudes hard on’s all over the world is also a novelist and quantum physicist! I guess those silly British folk really know how to crank out smart and beautiful women, because Telulah Riley and Alice Eve are 2 of only 17 that are in existence. My goal is to find all 17 of these smart and beautiful women, they should get together and form some sort of club, give them a year and they’ll be running this bitch.

Victoria’s Secret Supermodels NICE

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010 | 1 Comment

To mark the 15th anniversary of the VS swimsuit catalog, Victoria’s Secret Supermodels Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio came out to SLS Hotel in LA looking sexy in their bikini’s to celebrate the event. Victoria’s Secret should be celebrated not only on milestone anniversaries but everyday because if it wasn’t for them there would be no ridiculously hot Victoria’s Secret angels for us men to drool over and for women to hate. Further if it wasn’t for the genius that is Victoria’s Secret, women would probably still think it’s ok to be wearing those ugly ass nude colored bras and equally tragic full back grandma briefs (oh god I think I just lost my lunch). I feel sorry for dudes who existed before the age of hot Supermodels in hot lingerie, but at least women back then didn’t hate themselves as much. Because if I was a chick and was constantly bombarded with images of physical perfection like Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio I would probably just give up, crawl into a cave stocked with Cheetos, doughnuts, ice cream , grape soda and live my life out there

TAGS: Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr

Tiger Woods Paid Main Mistress $10 Million to Shut the Fuck Up

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Tiger Woods reportedly paid his main whore, Rachel Uchitel 10 million dollars (US not Paso’s) to prevent her from going through with a tell all press conference. Rachel Uchitel is the smartest whore alive, because unlike all those other budget sluts that Tiger Woods’ was sticking his putter in, Rachel Uchitel had the good sense to get 10 million dollars in hush money, instead of telling some random tabloid what a home wrecking whore she is for bread crumbs. The celebrity secrets killer, TMZ reports:

But our sources — and they are good — tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that they folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.
TMZ has learned the actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances. But the baseline is $10 mil.
Compare Rachel’s settlement with what other A.M’s received, if they got anything at all. We’re told several mistresses got several hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing. That speaks volumes about how much Rachel knows.

What the fuck did Tiger Woods do with this chick? Paying 10 million dollars to get some whore to shut the fuck up must mean that whatever she knows must be damn crazy. I mean his other whores have already exposed some pretty dirty/deviant secrets, like Tiger Woods’ obsession with sticking his putter in the back door so what kind of deviant shit was Tiger Woods doing with Rachel Uchitel? God damn if I was a rich as Tiger Woods I sure as hell be fucking mint ass chicks, none of these beat, used up, weathered, catcher’s mitt looking bitches, seriously an old Louis Vuitton starter kit purse looks better than this Rachel Uchitel women; on the other hand imagine how many mint ass hookers 10 million dollars and all that lost money from dropped endorsement deals could buy? Make sign confidentiality contract, Fuck, pay, see ya later hoe…Tiger Woods is a dumbass and so is Jesse James, but Jesse James is just another league of deviant with zero standards and seeing the bitches Tiger Woods’ has gotten with, Jesse James has got some major issues that are probably too big to ever work out.

TAGS: Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods

Sexy Ashley Greene Pumping it

Monday, April 5th, 2010 | No Comments

Sexy Twilight vampire, Ashley Greene was photographed pumping… loose change into a parking meter but she still managed to look kinda hot doing it. It seems like nowadays whenever we see Ashley Greene, she’s doing some boring mundane task, like walking, pumping meters, or just standing around. Whatever happened to fun topless Ashley Greene? She must have not gotten the Hollywood Starlet manual which stipulates that the more famous you get, the more wild you’re entitled to act and by wild I mean nude photos and sex tapes. It such a waste of a hot commodity and Ashley Greene is one hot commodity to be all boring and all covered up all the time! Like in these photos of example, Ashley Greene has completely covered herself up from head to toe, in a dreadful, pretty much the opposite of sexy outfit. Come on Ashley Greene, at least take baby steps toward the exploitation of your looks, maybe put on some short shorts or a bikini and then we can work our way back to topless-ness and nudity.

TAGS: Ashley Greene

Scarlett-Johansson in the New Iron Man 2 Poster

Monday, April 5th, 2010 | No Comments

Nothing really interesting about Scarlett-Johansson , I don’t have any photos of Scarlett-Johansson’s big boobs or anything cool like that, but as guys we love our Iron Man so here’s a new poster for Iron Man 2 featuring an unfortunately fully dressed Scarlett-Johansson. But what’s even better then the Scarlett-Johansson poster is the actual, or what might be the actual Iron Man 2 poster, how fuckin cool is Iron Man? Answer: Phenomenally fuckin cool, Iron man is the very definition of master pimp, he’s awesome. If you couldn’t already tell, I’m a big Iron Man fan, can’t wait until Iron Man 2 comes out, it’s gonna be sick. I’m not a Scarlett-Johansson fan, I think her acting is shit, she’s monotone and sounds like she’s trying super hard to memorize her lines, I hope the bitch doesn’t ruin Iron Man 2. If it wasn’t Iron Man, I’d let Scarlett-Johansson’s shitty, annoying acting slide. Boobs make me very forgiving, but she better not, for the love of god ruin Iron Man 2 because I will forever hate the bitch if she does and no amount of boob showing can fix ruining the awesomeness that is Iron Man!

TAGS: Scarlett Johansson

Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures, Some of Kim Kardashian from Behind

Sunday, April 4th, 2010 | No Comments

Apparently Kim Kardashian is trying make Reggie Bush squirm for dumping her ass (or did she dump him? Who cares…), because since the break-up Kim Kardashian has been photographed A LOT flaunting her goods, and by goods I mean her big ass in a tiny bikini. What the Fuck does Kim Kardashian do all day, besides take 5 hours to get ready and then aimlessly walking around in a bikini hoping that she’s get photographed, naw she probably stages those photo-ops so the Champ Reggie Bush can see what he’s missing, ya because I’m sure Reggie Bush is trolling celebrity blogs seeking out photos of Kim Kardashian all day long. Please, Reggie Bush is probably up to his eyeballs in bitches, just mad sexy chicks everywhere, Kim Kardashian is old news but the break-up was good for me because I don’t mind seeing Kim Kardashian in a different bikini 7 days a week. Kourtney Kardashian’s also been accompanying Kim on these bikini outings and she looks surprisingly good for someone who just had a kid. Anyways enjoy these Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Bikini pictures; I especially like the one of Kim Kardashian from behind, in the white bikini.

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TAGS: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian

Jesse James, Nazi Photo and Sex with 2 Girls & a Guy

Sunday, April 4th, 2010 | 1 Comment

US weekly has obtained the much awaited Jesse James ‘Nazi photo’, which was apparently taken at Jesses James’ home he’s photographed in a “German soldiers cap” which looks identical to the SS officer hat that his nasty ditch pig whore Michelle Bombshell wore in her now infamous Nazi photo shoot. In the photo Jesse James is giving the Nazi salute while imitating Hitler’s mustache. The photo of Jesses James in all his Nazi glory was taken in 2004, just a year before he married Sandra Bullock. Here’s what a ‘source’ told US Weekly about the ‘Nazi’ photo of Jesse James:

“He did it for shock value,” a source tells Us Weekly of the shot, taken in James’ home.
Though some have suggested that his West Coast Choppers logo resembles the Third Reich emblem, the biker is “just a history buff,” an insider tells Us Weekly.

“He had a stepmom whose father lost family in the camps, and they’d talk about it growing up. Jesse’s not a white supremacist.”
Adds another, “Gearheads are fascinated by war machines, including those of the Third Reich. But he’s far from a neo-Nazi.”

I guess all of Jesses James’ deep dark, dirty and filthy secrets are being exposed and the most fucked up thing is that his Nazi oh sorry ‘German Soldiers Cap’ photo obtained by US weekly isn’t even his biggest problem because there are now claims by some scummy looking fat whore named, Skittles that her, along with another dirty looking tattoo artist who is a DUDE, had an orgy with Jesse James and that forehead tattooed C U Next Tuesday whore Michelle Bombshell…oh and in true Jesses James fashion it was unprotected sex with dirty random strangers, one of whom was a dude, fuckin gross.

…tattoo artist Eric McDougall and receptionist Skittles Valentine, confess to having a freaky foursome with Jesse James and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee last June – and Skittles had intercourse with Jesse without a condom.
The racy encounter took place one drunken night last June while Sandra Bullock was busy promoting The Proposal. “Michelle came into my shop and was like, ‘I’d like to introduce you to my boyfriend. I recognized Jesse right away.”
After Eric filled in Jesse’s octopus tattoo with a little color free of charge, Jesse and Bombshell went to a liquor store downstairs and returned with booze to lighten the mood. Michelle made the first move, kissing Skittles, and then they all found their way to the tattoo parlor’s private back room. “

JESSE JAMES YOU’RE A FUCKIN WRITE OFF…

TAGS: jesse james, Sandra Bullock

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