South African hottie candice swanepoel who came from humble beginnings to now an international model sensation has some new sexy lingerie pictures taken for a new magazine shoot. Candince swanepoel has modeled for Victoria secret and is one fine ho that’s needs to be treated like a top trick. I will keep this post short and simple because these pictures speak for themselves. Now check her out strutting her goodies in skimpy lingerie.
Elizabeth Hurley was in London on Tuesday night (the 24th) attending the Love Ball hosted by Naked Heart Foundation. I guess Elizabeth Hurley, who is still surprisingly stunning wanted to pay tribute to the ‘Naked’ in naked heart foundation and thus wore a partly see through sari (yes a sari the traditional attire for Indian women, except no Indian women on this planet dare wear it as Elizabeth Hurley did, well unless they don’t care about getting terminated by the TUBIN-Ator). Being the cleaver women that Elizabeth Hurley is, she made certain that the see through part of her dress be right where her beast is, thus showing off her nipple, I guess she was in the mood to give. Come on Elizabeth Hurley, don’t pretend that you didn’t look in the mirror a couple thousand times before leaving the house and strategically wore a nip dress to get some free publicity, don’t try to pretend it was an accident and cover up with an event program. Whatever, damage done thank you Elizabeth Hurley for having such a nice breast and nipple. Hey remember when Huge Grant was busted with that ‘colored’ tranny looking crack head prostitute? I guess Elizabeth Hurley’s nipples just weren’t doing it for Huge Grant.
Alessandra Ambrosio the uber hot Brazilian Victoria’s Secret Angel showed some nip and ass at a recent photo shoot. I’m not sure where these pictures are from, nor do I care because well they feature a nipple and ass shot of Alessandra Ambrosio, but they’ve been floating around so I thought I’d pay it forward and pass them along. I still can’t believe that Alessandra Ambrosio is someone’s mother, hands down best looking mother ever, wtf does your mom look like? Ya didn’t think so. Is it just me or are Brazilian women just in a different league of sexy because I don’t see no damn American women looking like Alessandra Ambrosio, especially not after having a kid. Case and point ‘brokedown Britney aka Sloppy Spears’
Eliza Dushku or as I like to call her Eliza Douche-cu in all her flat glory wore a bikini for her obviously fail, straight to dvd movie Open Graves. In personally think Eliza Dushku is at best a solid 4.6, she’s old, body’s not banging, boobs are sagging but I put up these pics because some guys are into cougars (so enjoy). I still don’t understand why anyone would hire this chick to act, she’s got the Jessica Simpson straight to DVD movie curse. And has anyone watched dollhouse? holy fuck I watched 15 minutes of an episode and I just wanted to send Chris Brown to throw it down, bitch was annoying as an ingrown hair. Maybe this straight to DVD movie will finally push Eliza Dushku over the edge, make her real desperate for just another taste of um employment. If this chick is as smart as she was suppose to be on dollhouse then she’d make a run for Germany and try her luck at fame there, like the Hoff! Those Germans get off on the weirdest shit, so maybe they’ll appreciate some second rate cougar acting skills. Good luck Eliza Dushku, maybe I’ll download Open Graves on torrents…if you play your cards right.
Hilary Duff’s long time hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie proposed while the two were vacationing in Maui last week. The engagement ring reportedly cost Comrie a cool million dollars, what a dumb ass. No wonder the hockey skills of Comrie’s team, the Edmonton Oilers resemble that of a special Olympics team, how the fuck are you suppose to win if players are off buying million dollar engagement rings, proposing to girlfriends on balcony’s in Maui and prancing around Hollywood in pleather motorcycle jackets? Oh wait Comie’s job with the Oilers is his backup plan, he’s the Heir to the Brick home furnishings so like he gives a fuck about his part time secondary professional hockey career or those peasant teammates of his. Congrats Hilary Duff!
hot bikini pics of hilary duff below:
I don’t understand this Ke$ha bitch, she’s 22 but looks like she’s in her mid forties, I’d take a glitter gun to the face too and dress up like a giant zebra bear to detract from my actual looks if I were as beat as this chick. Ke$ha has that former, maybe still currently abusing Meth look, just weathered and beat, but what’s even worse is that she obviously tries extra hard to look tranny-licious like that shim (she/him) lady gaga. I wonder who has a bigger cock? Ke$ha, you can take the girl out of the double wide trailer but you can’t take the trailer park tendencies outta the beat ass zebra glitter glue girl. Epic fail, tick tock bitch your fifteen minutes is gonna be up when lady gaga cock slips you across that glittery joker face of yours…Hey Ke$ha C U Next Tuesday
Kim Kardashian and her giant ass made their way onto the TAO nightclub red carpet in Las Vegas, to launch her new perfume. I wonder what a scent developed by a classy girl like Kim Kardashian smells like? (btw I’m being sarcastic about the classy women part). I bet a spray of that stuff will attract black dudes like no tomorrow, or maybe her perfume has a special note that will make her beast, sasquatch of a sister (you know that really big one who tricked that basketball player into marrying her beast ass) shut the fuck up and stop trying to act like a normal non gigantic sized animal. Kim Kardashian is really trying to become a big bad business women isn’t she? I have to admit she doesn’t look bad in that bondage implied dress she’s wearing at the perfume launch. My damn mind, always wandering into volatile territory. I still dislike Kim Kardashian but mad props to her, from having Brandy’s brother pee on her to having her own perfume now that’s how you make a dollar out of two pennies. Congrats Kim Kardashian!
The ridiculously hot Marissa Miller poses topless in a pair of barely there sheer red bottoms for the March issue of GQ UK, only if she’d turn around. Marissa Miller who is best known for (aside from being utterly perfect) her Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret spreads, shares her topless photo shoot with wait for it….other incredibly hot topless models (no fucking clue who they are) include Tiiu Kuik, Liliana Dominguez, Michelle Alves, Michelle Buswell, and Maja Latinovic. But who cares about formalities like names cause all that matters is they got nice tits and ass. It’s such a shame that the photographer shooting all these half naked chicks, yes every red blooded man’s dream job probably despises women (would rather be shooting John Mayer half naked if you get my drift). Oh god these women are just ridiculously gorgeous, insanely hot half naked women make me wanna backhand my girlfriend.
British Bombshell Cheryl Cole was spotted leaving a recording studio in Santa Monica, CA over the weekend. Cole had flown to the United States after several whores came forward revealing that they had sexy time, including romps at the four seasons and sex text with Cole’s footballer husband, Ashley Cole. It had been speculation that the Girls Aloud singer sent her sleazy husband a text telling him that he’s been axed, oh the irony, that’s some ice box shit! Today a rep for Cole has confirmed via twitter nonetheless that the break up is official and Cheryl is calling it quits with the douche nozzle footballer. Cole’s rep released this statement:
“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make.”
Cheryl Cole ain’t taking no shit from no man, well only because her hotness gives her options unlike the majority of at best solid 4 and 5 looking women. Cheryl Cole, on to the next cheating athlete
Jessica Simpson’s stylist and gay best friend Ken Paves caught a breast, Jessica’s breast while leaving Jessica’s dad, Joe Simpsons Birthday diner this weekend. I wonder… if I pretended to be a fairy queen by wearing emo jeans, talking with a lisp and coloring hair if chicks would smile while I randomly grabbed their boobs? If the chick is Jessica Simpson, my plan wouldn’t have to be that elaborate but then I have to settle for some slight saggers. Remember when Jessica’s dad said she had great boobs, what the fuck was that about?
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