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Damn Megan Fox is not Slutty

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 | No Comments

In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar the super sexy Megan Fox reveals that she’s only had sex with two men in her entire life…I call bullshit or stupid because that’s really such a waste! One of them being the B.A.G man (Brian Austin Green). Megan Fox elaborates on this preposterous claim and saids:

“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

With those words being said you know that dudes are now just hell bent on socking B.A.G right in the face, take that Brian Austin Green , what the fuck you gonna do now that terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles is cancelled and you don’t have any robot friends or friends for that matter to save you? Ya, I’m just being a hater because no matter how you slice it or how many times you punch B.A.G in his mug, he’s still got it better than any man on this planet, no job, sugar momma who is Megan fox and exclusive rights to sexy time starring Megan Fox anytime he wants.

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Lara Bingle nude shower picture scandal

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 | No Comments

Yes, Yes I know the first question you probably have is who the fuck is Lara Bingle? To that I answer, Lara Bingle is a hot Australian supermodel model who is currently kind of a big deal in the land down under partly because of her nude shower picture scandal, the other part is because well look at her pure hotness. Lara Bingle embodies two things that I most love to write about, hot models and their naked pictures. Turns out the Lara Bingle is currently suing her ex-boyfriend, an Australian football player for the Brisbane Lions, Brendan Fevola for allegedly distributing a nude shower photo of Bingle from back when they were a couple in 2006. Of course I’m not going to post that infamous, center of a legal issue nude photo of Lara Bingle, however there are legitimate topless photos of Lara Bingle from a German GQ shoot so you guys can look at those instead and run with it. I think that Lara Bingle’s hotness has made me curious about what other gems Australia has to offer, I’m going to be on the lookout down under for some more sizzling half naked models.

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The 2010 Oscars was Beyond Shitty

Monday, March 8th, 2010 | No Comments

The 2010 academy awards were just above and beyond shitty this year but what could I really expect from an event that revolves around handing out awards to a bunch of pretentious Hollywood people who’s paid grade for five minutes of ‘work’ is more, waaaay more then you make in five years. I must be semi-retarded because every year I watch this stupid award show and then ask myself why the fuck I just wasted a couple hours that I’ll never get back watching this shit, but every year I go back and watch the same shit award show; it’s a vicious retard cycle. I think deep down I’m hoping that something really exciting might happen, like a Sandra Bullock nip slip or Kate Winslet’s dress accidently slipping off during her acceptance speech. It’s like buying the lottery, you do it, not expecting to win but you don’t want your numbers to get called the one time you don’t buy that ticket. Anyways my numbers didn’t get called this year because the Oscars were like usual, boring as hell and even extra shittier than usual this year. To make things worse, all the women on the red carpet wore ugly ass dresses that didn’t show any tit or ass. The Oscars are a lost cause, but for all of you who were smart enough not to watch, I would like to reward you with photos of cleavage shots, or lack thereof from Oscar night. Here are Oscars babes, enjoy!

Women of the 2010 academy awards

Kelly Brook

Miley Cyrus

Maria Menounos

Vanessa Hudgens

Natalie Portman ( the jewish godess)

Elizabeth Banks

Carey Mulligan

Diane Kruger

Anna Kendrick

Hilary Swank

Christina Hendricks

Lindsay Lohan Strips down for Purple Magazine, Tit and Ass shots!

Monday, March 8th, 2010 | 2 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is trying her absolute best and pulling out all the stops, well pulling out her tits and ass as for a recent Purple magazine photoshoot to try and appeal to men again, try being the operative word here. Lindsay Lohan in a photoshoot for purple magazine shot by Terry Richardson (the dude who got to shoot a bunch of models, including a topless Miranda Kerr for the Pirelli Calendar). WOW Pirelli must be run by a bunch of geniuses, because hands down the smartest way to sell tires is to give out calendars of topless models, I’d purposely drive over nails so I’d have to buy new Pirelli tires and get a copy of that holy grail of a calendar. Anyways back to Lindsay Lohan and her Purple magazine shoot, so she stripped down to her best underwear, showed a little tit and ass but at the end of the day Lindsay Lohan is still a train wreck of a women no amount of photoshopped tit and ass flash can make me forget that she’s a stung out freckle infested ginger. Come on Lindsay Lohan you gotta do better then giving us photos of Lindsay Lohan boobs and butt.

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Marisa Miller Hot in VEGAS

Monday, March 8th, 2010 | No Comments

If anyone thought Marisa Miller couldn’t get any hotter you thought wrong, because Marisa Miller reached a whole new level of hot in a recent photoshoot for VEGAS magazine. Although we’re probably all use to seeing Marisa Miller with very little clothing, she can rock out pretty sexy even when she’s covered up, as she is in her new shoot for VEGAS magazine. Marisa Miller pulls off her best seductress poses for the shoot, and god damn seduced us she does. Honestly Marisa Miller has got to be one of the sexiest women ever created, it is next to impossible for this women to ever look anything less then uber ridiculous hot, put her in an old garbage bag and she’ll still look a zillion times better than your girlfriend on her best day. If you couldn’t already tell, I fuckin love Marisa Miller, and don’t pretend that you don’t either.

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Bar Refaeli bikini shoot a bad Situation

Monday, March 8th, 2010 | No Comments

WOW the world is really going to hell in a hand basket, does nothing make sense anymore? When you allow that Ed Tardy wearing, looks like he’s approaching forty, retard face, tool belt from the Jersey Shore “The Situation” to be in the same photo shoot as the most beautiful women on earth, Bar Refaeli shit just stop making sense. Yes, some genius at Interview magazine decided to add a retarded face Guido “The Situation” to a Bar Refaeli bikini photoshoot , because adding a douche nozzle Guido to the situation won’t piss guys off and make them wanna buy the magazine. This is just beyond idiotic, but what’s even worse than the tool belt merely being in the same photos as Bar, is that the same idiot who probably had the idea to do the shoot in the first place took it a step further and made Bar Refaeli straddle “The Situations” shoulders! Like WTF, this douche went from banging donkeys on MTV to touching Bar Refaeli? This shit is whack, whack like Charlie Sheens wife doing crack…

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Lindsay Lohan not looking like a meth addicted gremlin

Monday, March 8th, 2010 | No Comments

I have to admit Lindsay ‘I heart blow for life’ Lohan cleaned up pretty nice for the Roberto Cavalli Fashion Show in Milan over the weekend. I’ve gotten so use to seeing Lindsay Lohan look like a strung out addict who’s been on a nine day bender that I forgot Lindsay Lohan use to have a big rack and look well, not like a complete junkie. Lindsay Lohan’s trainwreck of a life has alienated her from celebrity stardom here in the United States and where does Hollywood road kill go to get their fix of famous? EUROPE! I swear those eccentric Europeans love our once famous left over’s. In the case of Lindsay Lohan, I think Europeans are trying to get a bang for their rapidly plummeting buck (the Euro is fucked) so they seek out an American actress who is desperate enough to gladly accept payment in Euros to make old rich European men feel hip and cool. She’s not getting paid to sit front row at a Roberto Cavalli show, but for what happens after the show. Oh Lindsay Lohan when will you learn.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Hot Damn

Sunday, March 7th, 2010 | No Comments

I still can’t figure out why or how Audrina Patridge became a semi-celebrity but at this point I really don’t care because she is just mind blowing sexy in her new bikini photoshoot for FHM magazine. Audrina Patridge’s boobs are the epitome of corrective surgery gone right, her boobs are big and bouncy not ridiculous bolt on’s like those of most others girls who’ve tried to buy self esteem. I use to think Audrina Patridge was nothing special, but after seeing these smoking hot FHM bikini photos, her special assets (ass and tits) have won me over. Audrina Patridge is a living breathing example of why the only thing that matters for women is looks, being hot and having good fake boobs will work wonders and provide opportunities that ugly girls will never have, no matter how smart and good of a personality they have. When you look as sexy as Audrina Patridge does in a bikini, It really doesn’t matter if you’re as dumb as a wooden chair people will beg and plead to throw money at you just to show up half naked and stand around for a bit. Whether we know it or not our work is run by the beautiful.

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Anne Hathaway gets nude for Love and other Drugs

Sunday, March 7th, 2010 | 1 Comment

Anne Hathaway, known for her girl next door charm and good girl demeanor gets completely naked for her upcoming film Love and Other Drugs, a film which also features Jake Gyllenhaal who she worked with in Brokeback Mountain . I guess Anne Hathaway doesn’t mind getting naked in front of a gay cowboy; it’s that fuckin no threat complex at work. The nude scenes which feature a naked Hathaway has been confirmed according to a post on the IMDB forum, where a viewer has confirmed the Anne Hathaway nude scenes . The IMDB viewer goes on to say that:
“Anne Hathaway meanwhile burns up the screen, and not just because she’s naked half the time. Even when she’s dressed you simply can’t take your eyes off her. I thought she was good in “Rachel Getting Married,” but in this one – as a free-spirit arty girl with early-onset Parkinson’s – she’s very funny and really hard-core”
Naked and hard-core a golden combination of words to every red blooded straight mans ear. Because I’m all about goodwill, I thought I’d post some photos of a topless Anne Hathaway in scenes from Havoc. Just giving you guys a sneak peak, so you can determine whether a naked Anne Hathaway is worth paying regular admission to the movies or whether you’d rather save that money, download the movie from torrents when it gets leaked and be able to enjoy and free, naked Anne Hathaway in the comfort of your own home where you can do what you want, when you want…

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Myleene Klass hot stuff in a bikini

Sunday, March 7th, 2010 | No Comments

Finally a hot British chick, Myleene Klass Britian’s supermodel, singer, actress and just world class hottie was photographed on a beach in Barbados in a hot little bikini. Myleene Klass’s hot bikini was almost displaced off her hot little body by a wave. I really really hate that word ‘almost’ (its like how second place is just the first loser) imagine if that wave actually accomplished the wave bikini strip, ohhhhhh snap! But almost doesn’t count so lets keep our fingers crossed that Myleene Klass puts on another small, easy to slip off bikini and tries her luck just one more time with that damn wave before going back to that dentist-less hell hole that the rest of the world call’s Britain. Honestly Britian does a really shitty job of cranking out hotties, well what do you expect from a place that worships a ginger prince and an Elton Queen.

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