Models are great, because unlike snobby I’m too good for nudity actress’s models are more than willing to bare it all! Models like Rosie Huntington-Whitely who’s almost always photographed topless or naked know that their sole role in society is to use their bodies and sexuality to get ahead (whatever that means) and the best way to ‘get ahead’ is to get naked and look amazing doing it! Case and point sexy Rosie Huntington-Whitely and her equally hot model friends, Lydia Hearst, Eniko Mihalik, and Irina Lazareanu in a new, very steamy shoot for Purple magazine! These women clearly understand that the only way they could possible contribute to the social contract is to take their tops off and allow their perfect boobs to be seen by all. If I could be anyone for a day it I’d elect to be Terry Richardson (the trailer park, my name is Earl looking dude in the plaid), because his role in life seems to be taking pictures of insanely hot topless Supermodels. Damn that Terry Richardson why does he get to be the luckiest man on the planet? And aren’t Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s boob just fantastic, god damn right they are!
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Hot Model Friends, topless pictures
Blake Lively Bikini Pictures
I don’t know if anyone still watches that Gossip Girl garbage of a show but who really cares because Blake Lively, who plays some chick on Gossip Girl looks bangin in bikini. Blake Lively was in Miami not too long ago hanging out on a balcony, looking very nice in a bikini but she wasn’t with her boyfriend, Penn Badgely, who plays some dude on Gossip Girl but instead with her co-star Chase Crawford, who plays another dude on Gossip Girl. Do these people not have friends or hang out with people who are not on Gossip Girl? They all sleep together on the show and since their characters apparently extend into their real lives, does this mean they all hook up off screen too? Can extras on the show be included in this deal, because I’d love me a piece of that Blake Lively pie, and by pie I mean boobs and butt. So when do auditions for Gossip Girl extras open? I wanna play ‘Gossip Girl’ background dude and hopefully get some Gossip Girl action on the side.
Kourtney Kardashian’s Boobs
Kourtney Kardashian has a baby boy not too long ago with her boyfriend, Scott ‘STD’ Disick and how do we know she just had a baby? Answer: She grew massive bouncy knockers. Kourtney Kardashian once upon a time had nice, not saggy boobs but after having a baby her boobs (milk jugs) have gotten really massive, grossly massive. But look on the bright side at least she’s not pregnant anymore, because the only thing that’s more disturbing then Kourtney Kardashian’s current boobs is Kourtney Kardashian being pregnant with those boobs, weird bumps everywhere are gross. But the utter most disturbing thing in the entire world would be Khloe Kardashian with child, Khloe Kardashian after popping out alien child and well just Khloe Kardashian in general anytime and all the time is fucking gross. Oh for god sake now I need something to take my mind off images of that beast Khloe Kardashian, I suppose Kourtney Kardashian’s pre-baby boobs will have to do for now…
Aubrey O’Day Elmo Grabs a Hand Full of Boobs
Aubrey O’Day, the embodiment of Skank Trash was doing something useless and stupid at some random event; I think she was contaminating Milkshakes. Is it just me or has Aubrey O’Day gotten a shit load of work done? She’s starting to look like a white and very shiny Lil’ Kim doll, gross, all sorts of wrong. But no matter how bad of a morph job Aubrey O’Day’s Mexican surgeon is doing, did and will do, she still looks better then Horse face Heidi Montag and that’s extremely tragic. Aubrey O’Day does have one, well two things going for her which are her boobs; if you manage to unravel and look past that oompa loompa of a mess that is Aubrey O’Day you can actually see that her tits are decent. Grope me Elmo noticed Aubrey O’Day’s boobies and he even went as far as to cop a feel, she kindly let him too. Ya, I’d do a full background check on that Elmo before allowing him to attend kid’s birthday parties and such, because he seems to be one giant inappropriate furry creature, kind of like a predator wolf.
Cheryl Burke Bikini Pictures
So I had/have no clue who this Cheryl Burke chick was/is, but photos of her in a bikini have been floating around the internet so I decided to be nice and share them with you. After putting my awesome google skills to use I came up with some information on Cheryl Burke, she’s apparently one of those ‘professional’ dancers on Dancing with the Stars (she’s also lead various partners to victory on the show, good for her). However, I’m now a bit confused because the two pieces of information (bikini pics and google facts) that I have on Cheryl Burke don’t coincide, shouldn’t professional dancers have um better toned bodies? Don’t get me wrong Cheryl Burke has tits and ass going on but something about her body is a bit off for me, she’s not fat but she’s just…. But whatever, tits and ass in a bikini are tits and ass in a bikini, better then tits and ass covered up in a sweater but worse than tits and ass fully exposed. Here are some photos of Cheryl Burke in Miami flaunting her bikini assets enjoy…
Kat Von D, the Joker’s Wife
I commend Kat Von D for being unique and protesting against our socially contrived notions of beauty (the supermodel look is ‘beautiful’ anything else is whack). Kat Von D seems like a pretty cool chick, one who’s vocabulary is overrun by the words ‘dude’ , ‘rad’ and ‘fuck’ beside her totally gnarly vocabulary artillery her artistic talent is also undeniable. However, there has to be a point where you look at yourself in the mirror and say wow I’m taking this being different thing a little too far, and I think that Kat Von D needs to come to a realization that she really needs to put a stop to this human anti-feminine experiment that she’s been conducting on herself. I use to think Kat Von D was not bad for her ‘type’ of chick but these recent photos of her make me believe that she’s ready to audition for the role of the Joker’s wife on the next Batman. Remember that episode of the Simpsons when Homer had that make-up gun? Well it looks like Kat Von D set the make-up gun on maximum and blasted herself in the face, because she is looking like a clown, not clown’in but just clown face. The Joker (from the Dark Knight): Wanna know how I got these scars? Make up gun accident? Come on Kat Von D, I know you still have that bad girl hotness in you, please bring it back.
WTF Jessie James Cheated on Sandra Bullock with some Ditch Pig
There have been rumors that Oscar winner, Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James cheated on her. Sadly Sandra has essentially confirmed those rumors by pulling out of the UK premiere of The Blind Side, due to “unforeseen circumstances” a premiere that Warner Brothers has now decided to cancel. Speculation of Jessie James’s affair was fueled by the cancellation, because it coincides with unconfirmed reports by the US media of Sandra Bullock’s marriage woes. Rumors of Jessie James being a complete dirt bag behind his wife’s back were first reported by InTouch Magazine, which could mean and I hope for Sandra Bullock’s sake does mean that the claims are made up, nevertheless here is what InTouch is reporting:
While Jesse has had an 11-month affair, including five weeks of sex, with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, she believed he and Sandra were no longer together. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.”
The only funny part about this whole thing is the fact that this whore called Jessie James ‘Vanilla Gorilla’ HAHA aren’t sex names suppose to be sexy? Vanilla Gorilla sounds like a new Dunkaroo flavor, this bitch must be retarded, by the looks of her she’s definitely some form of ‘special’. I feel bad for Sandra Bullock, because not only is she my favorite actress and still a dime, but she seems like a good person because she adopts three legged dogs and such. Things actually get worse for Sandra Bullock because her ‘husbands’ apparent mistress looks like a dirty graffiti wall, that has been spray painted (not by paint), and pissed on by various random dirty dudes. Poor Sandra Bullock! She really needs to get tested because that swamp thing that Jessie James stuck his Gorilla stick into without protection looks dirty as sin and who the fuck gets a huge tattoo across their huge forehead/dome? Apparently atavistic whores who sleep with married men. Geez I guess Sandra Bullock really got ‘blindsided’ by her husband’s dirt bag tendencies.
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Britney Spears Single Madness Should Follow
Britney Spears’s most recent boyfriend, Jason Trawick has been accredited with getting her career back on track. We all remember the era of broke-down Britney, when she was just a complete and utter public mess included in her train wreckage was a head of bad walmart hair extensions, a fake British accent, the company of some extremely shady characters, very likely drug and alcohol abuse, hostage takings, crotch flashes, sunglasses at night and dead soulless eyes, we all know the list can go on for days but I’ll stop here. But since Britney’s father took control of her money and Jason Trawick took control of her career, Britney’s shenanigans seem to be a thing of the past, so now that Jason Trawick has been axed will Britney revert back to her broke-down ways? Here is what E! News is reporting:
The 28-year-old pop princess and her talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick called it quits at the end of February after about a year of dating, a source exclusively tells E! News.
“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says.
William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, where Trawick plies his trade, confirmed Tuesday that the 38-year-old agent is still representing Spears.
I guess Jason Trawick has to go back to his post- Mr.Britney Spears life and from what we know most of the guys that Britney dates or marries, their life before Britney most definitely includes a double wide trailer. So long Jason Trawick, nice knowing ya.
Whitney Port Bikini Pictures
Whitney Port is another one of those girls who gets paid by MTV to have her own ‘reality’ show (well a show that creates a ‘reality’ that appeals to retards who watch these shows, like my girlfriend for example). Apparently Whitney Port is just as boring on her fake reality show as she is in a bikini, come on Whitney Port could you just please try a little harder? Like maybe put on a little make-up so your face isn’t a different color then the rest of your pasty body, a mystic tan would work too. Also please find a better bikini, because the one you’re wearing is pretty unflattering. Or maybe give Audrina a call and get the number of her plastic surgeon, fake boobs might do the job (I swear a pair of fake boobs can sometimes turn a zero into a hero and I stress the sometimes because beat face, big beak with boob job is fuckin stupid, I hate it when ugly girls fix their boobs before their faces). Despite the bad bikini, discolored face and not spectacular boobs, I still think Whitney Port has some babe potential, her legs do go on for days and she had long hair. Whitney Port, I hope the next time I see you in a bikini I get blown away! You can do it!
Jessica Simpson Looks like my Grandma
I remember the days when Jessica Simpson use to be hot and guys actually had her on their celebrity wanna fuck list. But those days seem to be long gone, because nowadays every time I see photos of Jessica Simpson she’s in some ugly frumpy grandma dress looking all boring and serious, refer to photos provided for proof of Jessica Simpson‘s grandma tendencies. Come on Jessica Simpson at least bring some cleavage back! I understand that Jessica Simpson no longer looks like Daisy Duke and for the love of god would not be able to even remotely squeeze into a pair of daisy dukes without exploding. But just because she’s a little softer in the body area then before doesn’t mean she can’t at least show off her delicious boobs, like really Jessica Simpson how do you expect to get a man without flaunting your best asset’s in his face? It’s not like your smart or have anything important to say, so that just leaves boobs, ass and legs as your only available tools to land a man. Oh and if you want to hook and actually keep a man, it may be wise to tell your psychotic father to stay the fuck away, guys are totally turned off by dads who think their doing us some big favor by letting us bang their daughters, F.Y.I it’s the other way around, so you’re welcome.
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