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Bar Refaeli Back in Lingerie

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 | No Comments

Finally Bar Refaeli is back in some sexy Lingerie and doing what she does best, which is looking insanely hot in as little clothing as possible. Bar Refaeli never ever disappoints whether in a bikini, lingerie or even when she’s fully clothed just standing around doing shit all, Bar Refaeli looks amazing all day every day. Bar Refaeli put on a number of different lingerie ensembles, including some black and red lacey numbers for this new photo shoot, all of which make her body look awesome, especially her cute ass! I particularly enjoy the photo of Bar Refaeli and her nice pussy cat, lucky ass pussy. Bar Refaeli has done her good deed for the day, which is getting all the dudes who obsessively troll the internet for photos of good looking half naked models (because most of them piss their pants when real girls talk to them or have donkey looking girlfriends/wives) ‘excited’ and by excited I mean…well fill in what you like here.

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Nicole Scherzinger one Hot PussyCat

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 | No Comments

Nicole Scherzinger, the only member of the Pussycat Dolls that we actually, kinda, sometimes recognize showed off her tight and killer body the other day. Now that Nicole Scherzinger is going to be Dancing With The Stars we can be sure to see more of her tight little body in barely there bedazzled dance costumes, why else would anyone watch a bunch of has been celebrities prancing around with ‘professional’ dancers who’s jaw line and plastic faces make it appear as though GH injections along with spray tans are mandatory on Dancing With The Stars. Wait, wait, wait isn’t Nicole Scherzinger already a professional dancer? Because I’m pretty sure that as lead Pussycat bitch, she’s danced at least once or twice or every night for the past couple years, so doesn’t that constitute as cheating? Competing with Nicole Scherzinger on Dancing With The Stars is like competing with a super hot chick, when you’re butt fuckin ugly for a chance to fuck John Mayer. Oh well, no one ever said life would be fair, so good luck Nicole Scherzinger I hope you stay on Dancing with the Stars for as long as possible because I’d rather see you in those ridiculous, yet hot dancing costumes then some mother of 8 kids (they better make costumes that hid stretch marks, god damn that would be so wrong).

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Kate Winslet is Single

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 | No Comments

Oscar winner and A-list cougar, Kate Winslet just announced a split from her husband of seven years, Sam Mendes. Though the split may be surprising to some, it makes sense to me, because marriages where the attractiveness imbalance is substantially skewed, like it was in Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes marriage (google the guy and if you’re too lazy just imagine some random old dude who looks kind of Mexican) never work out unless the women is a gold digging whore, and even then the chances of ’forever’ are slim. Being that Kate Winslet is not a gold digging whore, she probably banks more coin then the old dude and that Kate Winslet seems to have gotten hotter and hotter year after year, the divorce was probably inevitable and most likely Kate’s idea. People magazine reports:

“Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year,” their lawyers say in a statement. “The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement.”

And just to add insult to Sam Mendes’s injury I’ve decided to post some blow your mind hot photos of Kate Winslet including a bare ass shot from a Vanity Fair shoot. Enjoy.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless is the Best Way to Sell Cloths

Monday, March 29th, 2010 | No Comments

See I told you guys that Rosie Huntington-Whitely loves to go topless, especially if it’s for a good cause, like selling cloths. Rosie Huntington-Whitely has gone topless once again for a clothing campaign this time for designer, Thomas Wylde, last time she did a topless commercial for Aubin and Wills (whoever the fuck that is). Now conventional wisdom might tell us that the best way to sell clothing is to have beautiful people wear the clothing to trick consumers into thinking that they too can look as beautiful as the people in the ads if they buy whatever article of clothing is being peddled. However the ingenious marketing people or person at Thomas Wylde decided to say fuck what conventional wisdom tells us, we’re going to sell cloths by stripping them off of the incredibly sexy Rosie Huntington-Whitely, whoever made the decision to feature Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless in the campaign should be promoted or rewarded in some way. Rosie Huntington-Whitely any ideas as to what that reward should be? Something involving your boobs should suffice.

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Victoria Beckham Still Mad at the World

Monday, March 29th, 2010 | No Comments

Does Victoria Beckham ever smile? Because every time I see her (in photographs) she looks like she’s mad at the world, she has that fuck the world look, all mean and hard, kinda kinky. In my opinion, Victoria Beckham should be shits and giggles all day long because she’s got it better than 100% of the population. Not only is Victoria Beckham and her currently gimp but still superstar husband, David Beckham most likely richer then the Queen of England but she’s skinny, so she has the two, or three if you count David Beckham things that every bitch in the world wants. Take these recent photos of her at the airport, Victoria Beckham has covered herself up from head to toe and looks absolutely miserable, just looking at her makes me want to start abusing anti-depressants. Come on Victoria Beckham cheer the fuck up, honestly if you smile people won’t think you’re weak because of it, I promise (just a warning though, my promises don’t mean shit).

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Another Hot Australian in a Bikini Discovered kelly landry

Monday, March 29th, 2010 | No Comments

Since my post on uber hot Australian model, Lara Bingle and her nude shower scandal I’ve been on the prowl for other hot Australian women and today I’ve found hopefully the second of many hot babes that Australia is harboring. That brings me to Kelly Landry, who is Kelly Landry you ask? Well for those of you who care (and I can’t imagine why you would, because LOOK AT HER) Kelly Landry is some Aussie TV host who is sexy as mother hell. Kelly Landry is so fantastical that she should be hosting a show called ‘You fuckin wish you look like me’ for the women and just ‘you fuckin wish’ for the guys. Oh god Kelly Landry in a bikini is just so awesome that tent cities are probably going up as I speak, you know… guys pitching tents because she’s so hot…ya that’s enough reading for you, just go do what you gotta do now.

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Jesse James Fucked a Nazi, now he’s Just Plain Fucked

Sunday, March 28th, 2010 | 1 Comment

If you thought that Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock with some freakshow circus act was insane, try this crazy hat on for size. Not only does that dirty whore/mistress Michelle Bombshell look like a complete retard douche bag but get this, TMZ has obtained some charming photos along with court documents from a child custody case (I can’t believe this bitch was irresponsible enough to procreate) that depict the whore in Nazi attire and apparently the ‘W’ and ‘P’ tattooed on her legs mean White Power, this whore is such a pig. Oh but the crazy pot gets even crazier, you can always depend on good Ol’ TMZ to dig up the dirt, TMZ has obtained not only photos from last year of Michelle posing in Nazi attire but they’ve also uncovered court documents in her child custody case reveal she has white power memorabilia all over her house even though her son is Jewish. I am just absolutely disgusted by this inbred bitch, I honestly feel horrible for Sandra Bullock, she must be bathing herself in a tub full of hand sanitizer and bleach. Jesse James is a grade A turd for doing what he did, I mean having unprotected sex with any random skank is retarded but having unprotected sex with a bigoted piece of trash is taking it to another level. Fuck you Jesse James.

TAGS: jesse james, michelle bombshell, Sandra Bullock

Twlight Kristen Stewart Looking Decent

Sunday, March 28th, 2010 | No Comments

Every time I see Kristen Stewart she has the Victoria Beckham, fuck the world, I don’t give a fuck, fuck you look (she’s probably throwing a fit because Edward won’t turn her into a Vampire right away…my girlfriend made me watch both Twilight movies ok). To my surprise in these recent photos of Kristen Stewart her mullet is gone, mean mug nowhere in sight, and she’s actually wearing a dress that shows ‘cleavage’ (she doesn’t really have any boobs to show off but at least she’s trying). I don’t really get why Kristen Stewart is always mean muggin’ shes young, rich, famous and both a Vampire and a Ware wolf wanna hit that, serious cheer the fuck up. You know who does have the right to be fuck you, fuck the world mad? Sandra Bullock, I would not even judge if she went around giving everyone the finger for the next five plus years. Anyways we probably won’t see Kristen Stewart looking like a lady again any tiem soon so savor these photos.

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Stephanie Seymour Nip Slip & Other Bikini Photos

Saturday, March 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Stephanie Seymour in a bikini reminds us why Supermodels will always be Supermodels, because when 99.9% of the women her age would not even dare put on a bikini let alone look smoking hot in one, Stephanie Seymour does and always will put a bikini to shame. Stephanie Seymour looks like she’s having a good ol’ time in St. Barts, frolicking on the beach in bikini’s and giving us a bit of nip slip while she’s at it. Thank you Stephanie Seymour, you, unlike all the other selfish bitches in this world who can afford to go on vacation while all of us are stuck working shitty jobs gave back. So thank you for giving the less fortunate a piece of your good fortune, by good fortune I mean your fabulous tits. If you didn’t think that anything could possibly top a Supermodel nip slip well my friends I’ve found something to can and has toppled the nip slip. Refer to photos of Stephanie Seymour rubbing her breasts

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Audrina Patridge’s sexy ass

Saturday, March 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Audrina Patridge who thanks to that hot hot hot FHM bikini shoot has catapulted herself onto the ‘chicks I wanna fuck’ list of dudes everywhere. I myself have now taken note of Audrina Patridge and her larger than life rack, not bad for a chick who use to be completely obscure. Audrina Patridge almost (fuck I hate that word ‘almost’ well unless it’s used in the context of almost becoming some deadbeat chicks baby daddy, in that case almost is great) showed us some more of her ass-ets outside of some club, and this time a magazine didn’t even have to pay her, maybe that’s why she only almost showed us her ass. Oh well no ass peak this time, but at least she’s wearing hooker boots and we all know that chicks who wear hooker boots love to….(fill in the missing text with your personal experiences please, I don’t want to write anything to incriminate myself as a dirt bag just in case my stupid girlfriend finally figures out that I write these posts). Anyways, Audrina Patridge looks pretty hot in her hooker boots and short dress outside the club and surprisingly she’s not falling all over the place or puking on some street corner, hummm maybe these photos were taken before, not after the club. I bet Audrina Patridge loves to get all slutty when she’s drunk, awesome.

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