Sports Illustrated cover Model and Leonardo DiCaprio’s on again girlfriend, Bar Refaeli was in Mexico this past weekend, and doing what she does best…making 99.9% of the women in the world feel like complete gremlins. Bar Refaeli is the epitome of physical perfection, Bar in a bikini makes me hate my girlfriend. I feel bad for Bar’s friends, their self esteems are probably more shot then that fat ginger chick in high school who use to eat a box of pizza pops every lunch, alone under the cafeteria stairs. Bottom line, Bar Refaeli is perfect, sizzling hot, probably business savvy because she’s Israeli, dating the dude from Titanic and well we’re internet warriors who sit around lurking for photos of models and celebrities with little to no clothing on. Wow, I wonder who’s the winner in this post?
Archive for February, 2010
Happy 29th Birthday Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton celebrated her 29th birthday this past weekend Las Vegas Style at TAO nightclub. The heiress partied Saturday night with her on again boyfriend Douche Reinhardt, her parents Rick and Kathy Hilton were also at her celebration. But seriously why do we still care what big bird is doing or whether she gets shaky with her parents and reality star reject boyfriend on her year before she’s 30 b day? Paris Hilton is getting boring with her old age, oh wait she did give a panty flash at her birthday party but the fact that she was even wearing panties makes those pics yawn. So Happy Birthday Paris Hilton, but you’re boring as hell so on to the next.
Lindsay Lohan no longer stuck on stupid
Lindsay Lohan was in London this past weekend and gave an exclusive interview, by exclusive I mean traded her bullshit delusional, nobody cares made up story for more money to buy blow, booze and friends to The Sun. Lohan revealed details about her problematic past including insight into her substance abuse problems and how she ‘beat’ her addictions.
Here are a couple quotes from the apparently reformed Lohan on alcohol, drugs, and the ‘new’ her:
No more drugs…
“”When my father was going public, that’s when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it wasn’t the answer to my problems. People need to know that. I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to.”
Boozing is A-OK…
“There are certain situations where I have obligations. There’s no reason to (drink) because I don’t want to feel like shit in the morning. The thing is, at the times I was going out a lot and being seen everywhere, I would have been in college. My brother, who is 18, and his friends go out to bars and stuff till whatever time. That’s what you do in college. Mine was all in the public eye so it was magnified that much more.”
Train wreckage, a thing of the past:
“I learnt from my mistakes and I’m now healthy and happier. I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life.”
Bitch please who you trying to kid? The only thing that you’ve learnt is to put the straw down long enough before this interview to watch an episode of Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew and reiterate Andy Dicks ‘I’ve changed’ bullshit speech (hey Andy dick, how rehab work out for ya?). I think if Tiger Woods told me that he respected his wife, that would be far less insane then Lindsey Lohan claiming she’s off the booze and blow.
Aw, sick! Gross! Ginger kids are born with a disease, which causes very light skin, red hair, freckles, fire crotches, full blown drug addictions, pretend lesbianism and broken families. Lindsey Lohan you fail, just give up already.
Charlie Sheen American Hero
Charlie Sheen is saying hell no to charges that he allegedly threatened and assaulted his wife, Brooke Mueller with a knife on Christmas day. Sheen’s attorney Richard Cummins has confirmed that Sheen will enter a plea of not guilty and will not be accepting any form of plea bargain, he further elaborated “We have not entered a plea yet but we would be entering a plea of not guilty and certainly would not enter into any disposition that contemplated a felony because no felony occurred.” While Charlie Sheen is fighting for justice, his wife Brooke Mueller, is fighting for the crack pipe as she has just left a rehab center in Malibu (yes kids rehab is for quitters, be a winner) where she was seeking treatment for her CRACK addiction. I thought crack was only for the peasants, wow this bitch keeps it real. Charlie Sheen, not guilty, Charlie Sheen, all American hero, standing up for the rights of every man who’s Christmas morning has been fucked up by his crack addict snitch wife’s accusations of knife fights and death threats. Charlie Sheen has married some crazy bitches, screw this marriage noise, back to hookers bro, back to hookers. More denise richards bikini pics after the break.
How it Went Down for Brittany Murphy
Earlier this week, the cause of Brittany Murphy’s death was pinned down by the coroner’s office. The LA County Coroner has determined that Brittany Murphy died on Dec. 20 at the age of 32 due to pneumonia and an iron deficiency anemia that was worsened by being intoxicated by several different drugs. A toxicology report that could reveal what those drugs were will not be completed and released for several weeks. Officially, her death has been ruled an accident.
It’s being said that the pneumonia and anemia would not have killed her if she had received the proper medical treatment. Not to mention the condition was potentially made fatal because of the drug involvement.
It’s still a sad scenario to see someone so young die, but it always involves drugs. So people in Hollywood- STOP IT.
Vanessa Hudgens is No Mechanic
Vanessa Hudgens is probably still reeling from the fact that something normal happened to her. It might make her realize that everyone has pain, and she may write a deep ballad about it. Having a flat just hurts so much and she didn’t know what real pain was until this. Look at the poor little thing, what with her water bottle and iPhone… barely making it in the wilderness!
I’m pretty sure this was a one vehicle incident, or a fender bender at best. So put down your guitars, fanboys. I don’t think she’ll be needing any High School Musical themed “get well” videos from creepers just yet.
Lindsay Lohan, The Pack Rat
I. Just. Knew. It. This girl has always put off a creepy vibe to me and now we know why. The Insider will be airing its interview with Lindsay, where it shows how batshit insane this chick really is. She is a hoarder, which you usually see in more rural places where the crazies don’t give a shit what town ordinances are. Usually the houses have no power running to them and there are cat and kid corpses underneath mountains of magazines and dirt.
In Lindsay’s case, the trash that is piled to her ceiling is all high fashion clothing and expensive shoes and purses, but that doesn’t make it any less ridiculous. In fact, it’s worse. She could probably sell all of that junk for a cool $500,000… yet instead, she thought it better to pile the shit in creative ways around her enormous house. Interesting, Lindsay.
Kelly Brook Spreads Em
Kelly Brook is on Britain’s version of Dancing With the Stars… and it makes me sad that I’m not an English person with very bad teeth. Those lucky Brits, what with their tea, scones and Kelly Brook on the TV. Not to mention the show’s title has the word “come” in it and I do not think that is a coincidence. I’m very annoyed that she isn’t shoving her ass and crotch in America’s face and I ultimately regret the Revolutionary War, just for this reason.
Amanda Seyfriend Should Consider Dating Me
Judging by Amanda Seyfried’s cute little cleavage, we were meant to be together. I think we’re on the same level. She is hot, but at the same time kind of creepy – just like me! But, she was looking pretty hot at that chick flick Dear John’s premiere. That little piece of see-through material holding her boobs together is pissing me off, though. If nip slips were meant to happen, they should naturally happen. I remain a little disappointed.
Jessica-Jane Clement Seems Classy
Jessica-Jane Clement, Britain’s attempt at a sluttier version of Megan Fox with huge knockers, was hanging out somewhere in Thailand recently. I assume that she and her enormous breasts were just taking time off to enjoy life. Celebrities have it so hard. Jessica-Jane is a British model and TV star so I can just think of what horror her life would be. All of the expensive cars, blow jobs, cocaine and alcoholism? Poor girl, she must be stressed out.
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