Kim Kardashian is either a furry or just simply has a furry coat… I would prefer the former, because then that means she’d get down on all fours and pretend to… … nevermind.
I’m starting to warm up to this buxom babe. At first she annoyed me. I’ve gotten over that because I’ve realized she is one of the hottest “celebrities” out there. You gotta give her credit for carving out fame for herself, when she was practically a nobody before.
So if you want to appreciate Kim Kardashian, and you should, check out more of her pictures here.
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Seriously, if she gets any more adorable I’m going to have to blow my own brains out with a sawed off shotgun just so I can cope. This girl is ridiculous. It would be a crime against God and nature if we don’t somehow end up together. She is looking 100% amazing at the premiere of her new movie, When in Rome. Granted, I doubt I’ll go see this romantic comedy P.O.S. (since it’s my belief that romantic comedies are destroying the world). But my heart will still be with dear Kristen, planning for our wedding night 3 years, 6 months and 20 days from now.
See more of my lover Kristen here.
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Normally I don’t willingly quote Dane Cook, but good God, this girl is badass. I don’t care if she is still a teen, I want her to punish me. I want to beg her to hurt me just at little bit more. … … okay, so maybe I have a thing for girls in black and leather who smoke. I like the bad girl look and I may start watching Gossip Girl, which she is on the set of, just so I can see more of Taylor.
Wait? This chick is 16? Ugh, I feel dirty. Also, a little alarmed. 16 year olds can smoke? I’m telling her abusive stepdad.
See more of Taylor Momsen here!
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Katy Perry, but I’m pretty sure you forgot a integral part of your outfit at home. I don’t want to point fingers, but we can all see your ass cheeks. Personally, I think this is a good thing and you should forgo wearing pants for the rest of your life… but you don’t want to be like Lindsay Lohan, do you? Do you really want to look like a meth tweaker with crabs the size of dobermans?
You do? Well. Fine by me. Go dance in your see through leggings, my dear sweet whore. More Katy Perry pictures here.
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It’s good that Doutzen Kroes is ridiculously hot, because I’m pretty sure she isn’t able to tie her own shoelaces. But that won’t stop Victoria’s Secret from dressing her up in VSX Sports bras and pants and parading her around in St. Barth’s like Miranda Kerr. I do have to say that she is one of the best VS models since she is sort-of normal looking. She may have 1% body fat, whereas the other models are actually just skeletons in attractive poses.
More pictures of Doutzen here!
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For all of the ladies reading this, I’m going to give you the tip of a lifetime. If you want to get guys and be hot, work out. Put down your donut with colored jimmies and maybe go run three miles this morning. Even if you’re a complete dog, if you have a smashing body you are bound to get someone to bang you. Take Kat McPhee for example. She has been doing a lot of exercising outside (too many pictures of her in sweatpants) but look what it did – her body is amazing. Quite honestly, I think she might be able to take down a bear with her own hands. No wonder everyone wants her!
…not to mention she is talented, famous and hot, too. So if you work out and get famous, you’ll definitely be okay. Don’t count on it, though.
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Katy, we all like trashy little nightclubs… but are things you must know. First, don’t take your girlfriend there on your 3rd date. Second, don’t perform there. It just seems cheap and such a small venue. I had such high hopes for you Katy. You should be performing for the Queen of England and rubbing yourself all over that ancient face.
What? You’re just going to post pictures of your pussy on your Twitter account? All right Katy Perry, you win.
See more of Katy Perry’s slutty face here.
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Where is St. Barth’s and why are beautiful people always there? I need to learn how to stalk properly. I obviously need to live in a hut on the beach in St. Barth’s. For example, just recently Miranda Kerr was sporting a tiny, tiny, tiny pink bikini and was showing off her amazing rump on the beach. And where was I? At home, spraying Cheese Whiz into my mouth. No wonder she likes Orlando Bloom more than me.
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Sure, in 2010 chicks like Scarlett Johansson and Heidi Montag will still fill headlines and blog posts… but get ready, Internet. I have a feeling there will be a new wave of women that will take over Hollywood in the upcoming year.
Natali Thanou
Natali Thanou, originally from Serbia, is a blonde bombshell that is driving men completely crazy in Europe. Growing up, she took dance classes and started practicing her music by singing in choirs. Right now, she is the most popular in Greece. Greek men (and me) are addicted to her extremely revealing magazine photoshoots – so much so that she was Greece’s 2007 Playmate of the Year. As her career keeps growing, I’m hoping to see more of her and her bombs in the media!
Kylie Bisutti
This Californian Victoria’s Secret Model is only 19 and seems to get hotter by the day. She started modeling at age 16 in Japan – and you know she must be uber hot, since Asian models are the most beautiful women on this earth. Once she returned home to the US, she partook in the Victoria’s Secret Model Search, which she ended up winning in 2009. If things go well for Kylie, she may be one of my favorite VS Angels in 2010! Which means she’ll end up on my wall and I’ll have to restock my lotion.
Anna Kendrick
Although you may originally recognize Anna as Jessica Stanley from the Twilight movies, she has been moving on to bigger and better things. Like getting nominated for a Golden Globe for something non-Twilight related. Her nomination was for her impressive role as a hot, young, corporate chick opposite George Clooney in Up in the Air. Although she didn’t win, she is still rocketing upward to stardom. In the next year, she’ll get another boost of fame for the Twilight series’ third movie, Eclipse. I’m pretty sure that she’ll get popular enough to run for some political office in 2010.
Mia Wasikowska
The single thing that will make sure everyone and their brother knows about Mia is Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, due out later this year. She’ll be starring in this trippy version of a trippy story opposite the Johnny Depp. This Australian beauty was originally a ballerina-in-training and was committed to years of practice. Soon she realized she wanted to be an actress – she eventually broke into the Australian film industry with her role in 2006′s Suburban Mayhem. One thing led to another and now she will play Alice in the exciting new Alice in Wonderland.
Rooney Mara
The cute-as-a-button Rooney Mara is the younger sister of Kate Mara and she has just as much (if not more) talent. Rooney will soon be launched into the stardom stratosphere with 2010’s A Nightmare on Elm Street. Everyone loves a good remake of a classic horror film! (That happens to include ridiculously hot women that you know will probably end up at least a little bit naked.) Not only that but she will be in The Social Network, where she inadvertently starts a social craze by dumping Mark Zuckerberg. You’re ready for us Rooney, but are we ready for you?
So the late night talk show feud is finally coming to an end. The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien is getting $45 million dollars to skidaddle, Jay Leno is going to go back to his old show, and Jimmy Fallon is clinging onto Late Night. I can say I’m one of those who will miss Conan in the upcoming months, seeing that his late night talk show was about the only one I could stomach. Although Jimmy Fallon was in a close second. September won’t be here for a while, so I’ll comfort my COCO sadness with some more aesthetically pleasing gingers. Who I am sure are supporting COCO out of redhead solidarity.
Deborah Ann Woll
Deborah Ann Woll plays the baby vamp Jessica in the hit HBO series, True Blood. Although she isn’t at the megastardom phase yet, she should be soon. Her faux innocence and air of class make her seem unattainable… therefore so freaking hot. I’m not sure if I want to dress her up and take her to a debutant ball or ram her in the back of a pickup truck. She hails from Brooklyn, NY so I have a feeling that she is tough, no matter how sweet she looks. This ginger will be one to watch.
Isla Fisher
Ever since Wedding Crashers, I have had it bad for Isla Fisher. Her sexually expressive and slightly psychotic character is easy to fall in love with, especially with her cute face and dark red hair. She was born in Oman to two Scottish parents… who then moved to Australia. It was down under where she started her acting career. This Scottish/Australian firecracker is married to Sacha Baron Cohen, who is one lucky MFer.
Amy Adams
Get ready for this: Mormon Hooter’s waitress with strawberry blonde hair. … yep, she is officially the hottest girl alive. Amy Adams was born into a 7-children Mormon family in Colorado. She worked dancing at dinners theaters and Hooters until she started appearing in films. She is known for her played naivety and doe-eyed expressions. There is just something about most redheads that give them this innocent, “defile me” look that I think is so adorable – and Amy does it best.
Lindsay Lohan
Firecrotch isn’t such a bad thing Lindsay- it gives you personality. Or at least, it gives your cha personality. Although she has been reduced to a skank-whore bitch, Lindsay Lohan is still hot. It seems no matter how much weight she drops, her T & A still look awesome. She has no credibility or talent any more, but that won’t keep me from Googling pictures of her every night after my girlfriend goes to bed.
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