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Katy Perry Has Massive Amounts of Jiggly Talent

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

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Oh, Katy. Katy, Katy, Katy. You think you can just win your way into my heart by displaying your enormous rack for the world to see? Do you think I’ll be so easily swayed by a gigantic pair of perky tits? … well you’re right.

The fact is though, I would adore K. Perry even when she isn’t dressing crazy, being drunk with her friends or singing about making out with chicks (which is pretty much never, by the way). But now with this big old tit display, I might be deeply in love with her. So here she is, at the Grammy nomination concert. Apparently Katy was greasing the wheels by shoving her tits in everyone’s face.

For the record, no one complained.

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Kate Beckinsale Wants to Kill Your Liver

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

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Kate Beckinsale, you have inspired me to fuck all responsibility in my life and drink my liver into a bloody, jaundicey pulp as long as it means I get the chance to be with you. Nothing else matters when I see you dressed in your cute, yet skanky, outfits for Absolut Vodka.

I dig the bright colors, the crazy hair, the amazing body and the face so hot I want to strap it to the floor and have my way with it until I can no longer function because of the severe dehydration I’ll be suffering.

These pictures have given me enough compiled evidence in my “Kate Beckinsale Stalker Files” to prove that this British hottie is indeed the most amazing woman on the planet. I’m willing to bet $20 and my first born child that she has never had as much as one blemish on her beautiful face (semen doesn’t count).

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Spot Filler with Jennifer Ellison!

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

Jennifer Ellison and her awesome fake boobs!

Were starting to run out of bitches (prove me wrong PLEASE) here at MeandIsis so were going way back to look for a piece of ass. So far we found this hot Top 17 Photos of Jennifer Ellison post and it well, its worth something. Let me just tell you how much this babe has got to suck cock to make it in this world, I’m just really not down with her face, but wouldn’t mind shoving a paper bag on that bitch any day.

Here’s your awesome end of the week links:

Coco has a Lot of Junk on Twitter / Knuckles United

The NFL Midseason Cheerleader Awards Means Lots of Ass / Bleach Report

The Girl Lost… U Kidding? / Warming Glow

Hot Chicks Dig Skateparks Apparently / Guyism

Rihanna Has A Wardrobe Malfunction / Glamzilla

Daily Afternoon Randomness, LMAO / The Chive

8 Racist Ads you won’t believe are from the last few years / Cracked

Sometimes people make fun of my jobs… / Regretful Morning

Skanky Pleasures: The Girls of Celebrity Reality Dating / Gunaxin

Let’s be thankful for Asian Babe: Nozomi Sasaki / Caveman Circus

Blake Lively Shows Off her Legs and Breasts / Celeb Jihad

The Sexiest Referee Videos / Uncoached

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A compilation of many Celebrity Boob Moments /Nudography

Leah Francis Strips Topless / Celeb Punani

Megan Fox is Damn Near Perfect, Back to Jerking / Dirty Rotten Whore

Elisabetta Canalis Naked Pictures / Celeb Sex Tube

Seren Gibson & Friends in a Naked Party for Front / NSFW POA

Jennifer Aniston Sexy Bikini Pics / Celebrity Movie Blog

Cintia Dicker Topless in “Future Claw” Magazine / Nebula’s

Tiffany Amber Thiessen Sex Scene / Famous Blow

Having Webcam Sex with a Hacker / Pornoborn

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Alicja Bachleda Looks Fuckable

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

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Colin Farrell is a lucky douchebag to have such a fucking hot girlfriend. Why is it that all of the amazing girls in the world are with incredibly big tools? I can be a huge dick, speak with a stupid accent and totally disrespect a woman… and does that get me laid? FUCKING NO!

These are pictures of Alicja in a bikini.. and get this.. SHE JUST HAD A KID. Most women gain 40lbs after having a kid. Then they start watching Lifetime and accusing their husbands of being abusive, lying bastards. Alicja is one of a kind.

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Vida Guerra’s Ass May Take Over the World

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

The key to fixing the economy, world peace, and starvation is Vida Guerra’s ass. It’s so fucking magical and amazing that I’m not sure there is one thing it can’t do. If scientists put her ass at the center of the Large Hadron Collider, they’d make a Higgs boson in a fucking millisecond. (Look that shit up, people. Educate yourself.) I mean, it is probably big enough to create a black hole.

The day I discovered Vida was my awakening. Never again will I look at a normal ass and think “Well jeez, this is as good as it gets!” I will shun every man, woman and child until I find a girl with an ass like Vida’s. Then, oh the ass rapings and pony rides will be had.

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Joanna Krupa Likes Animals, Apparently

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

To tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit about animals. I would probably eat any kind of animal as long as it was on a piece of bread with some mayonnaise on it. Joanna Krupa on the other hand, is an angel. She is an advocate for tiny, tiny animals she is letting the world know that she has had ENOUGH of the abuse! In order to show her support of PETA, she had an extremely fucking hot photoshoot (and was then photoshopped into a puppy orgy).

She sure showed us with her nude body, soft skin, pouty lips and gorgeous breasts. I mean. My God. I’ll never think about touching another animal again as long as I live.Unless I’m hungry or want to text some noxious chemicals. Whatever.

…and um, am I wrong, or in the second photo where Joanna is a naked cross-bearing angel… is she stepping on the heads of dogs? Kind of sends a mixed message, don’t you think?

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Mila Kunis Looks as Good as a Crack Addict

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 | No Comments

There is something unconscionably hot about drug addicts. I think it’s the desperation I see in their eyes… knowing that they’d schlob my knob just to get a hit. … … sure, I meant just women. Sure. Fag.

Mila is looking amazing in that Madonna-esque pointy boob ensemble, complete with white trash hair and hooker skirt. She knows the way to my heart, this one. She better stop being so fucking hot, or I’m going to start getting off to episodes of Family Guy when I hear her voice as that ugly Meg guy.

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Irina Sheik is Way Too Fucking Hot

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 | No Comments

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Here’s Irina Sheik showing off the Fall/Winter Collection for Italian clothing label, Intimissimi. The fact that these pictures are aimed at women and not prepubescent boys and perverts like me just doesn’t make any sense. But that’s okay because masturbating to a clothing catalog is something I’ve sworn off ever since my mom walked in on me with the JC Penney Spring 1998 edition. Since that awkward moment, our conversations have been limited to “do you have any extra stamps?” and “Did you wash my clothes yet? No? Well, fucking do it.”

But anyway, back to Irina. If your girlfriend/wife is the same size as Irina, which there’s no way she is since not many girls are 6’3″, 85 pounds, then you should probably buy her some of this lingerie or whatever the fuck it is for Christmas.

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Rachel Stevens Makes 2010 a Great Year

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 | No Comments

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If this calendar of the ridiculously sexy Rachel Stevens is any indication, 2010 is going to be a great fucking year. With some luck, I might even finally lose my virginity or at least touch a real girl’s boobies. But that’s unlikely, so I’ll stick to printing out these pictures, posting them all over the room, and randomly defiling them throughout the year. That seemed to work pretty well in previous years. You can barely see Hillary Duff’s face on my 2008 calendar.

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Fuck Me Lambos

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 | No Comments

Heroes with Lambos

Back 2 years ago when Heroes was the bee’s knees, Lamborghini paid the two starlettes to stand beside their car. What just doesn’t settle in this morning is that, there are so many more bitches out there that would’ve been down to get butt naked on the hood, even fucked one or two dudes on the way, to get a chance to get paid to be posing for Lamborghini. OK, maybe I’m exaggerating, but I’m still expecting more from Kristen Bell.

Now for your daily Tuesday links:

A Collection of Funny Wii Commercials / Attuworld

Kelly Clarkson is NOT Fat… Seriously / Celeb Jihad

Estelle Warren Looking Fit in Tight Swimsuit / Glamzilla

The Best Way To Sell Bricks: Use Hot Chicks / Uncoached

Monday Motivational Posters: Hilarious / The Chive

Shauna Sand Is Now Shamelessly Promoting Her Sex Tape / Don Chavez

The Sweet 16: Suicide Girls / Guyism

The Masturbation Double Standard / Cracked

SWEET! I Love Darts / Regretful Morning

Five Things We Learned from the Miss Universe Sex Tapes / Gunaxin

Maria Ozawa, Japanese Porn Star, A SFW Compilation / Caveman Circus

Brooke Banks is the Babe of the Day / Big Smudge

NSFW Links:

Shakira is Looking Hot As Hell / Dirty Rotten Whore

Eliza Sys Nude in “S” Magazine Photo Shoot / Nebula’s

Cute London Hart Gets Nude in Bed /2 Damn Hot

Nude Magazine Stills from Last Month / Nudography

Jodie Marsh has some Huge Tits / Celebrity Movie Blog

Paula LaRocca Naked for Playboy Mexico / NSFW POA

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