Apparently St. Barth’s is the place to be this time of year, with all of the hot models scampering around down there. Kylie is looking super fuckable in a tiny bikini on that beach, but it gets me wondering. Why a beach? I mean keeping practicality in mind, when I think of sex and a beach all I can think of is getting sand in my pee hole and then being miserable for an hour. I want to see some slutty model shoots being done in skeezy hotels or maybe a burger joint. In my home town, all of the dirty pervs fuck in the Burger King. So come on Victoria’s Secret, who wouldn’t get turned on by Kyle Bisutta eating a Whopper at BK?
Archive for December, 2009
Kylie Bisutti Sexed Up in St. Barth’s
Friday, December 11th, 2009 | No Comments
Katy Perry is My Favorite Person Ever
Friday, December 11th, 2009 | No Comments
I can’t really get over how awesome Katy Perry is. She is hot, talented, crazy, hot, an owner of big boobs, and hot. She is so awesome even my stupid ass girlfriend fingerbangs to her. I would give her every award in the music industry just because.
And on top of everything else, she is hot. (Oh, did I mention that?) Kitty Purry took a Twitpic of herself topless in a Santa hat in honor of the holla dayz. I knew I was a Christian for a reason. YAY CHRISTMAS.
Kristin Cavallari Redefines Freakin’ Hot
Friday, December 11th, 2009 | No Comments
Kristin Cavallari looked spectacular in a recent Rolling Stone photoshoot. So spectacular, in fact, that I have finalized my plan to woo her. One night in the near future when she is walking towards her darkened Honda Civic in the empty Giant Eagle parking lot on Main street, I’ll jump out of the shadows with choloform and rope and show her just how much I love her. She’ll be fine though, don’t worry. I’ll put her down in a hole in my basement and speak soothingly to her while I rub the lotion into its skin.
Where We Hang Out, Facebook
Friday, December 11th, 2009 | No Comments
Click on the two awesome college girls licking each other’s titties to go to our Facebook Page, and then click on Become A Fan. You’ll get all the good MeandIsis posts pushed daily to your Facebook, it’s worth a try.
Friday and Weekend Awesome Links:
30 Years of Sexy Ladies: The Women of 1970 / Guyism
Kristen Stewart Slutty Promo Pics / Celeb Jihad
Sophie Turner Coming out of a car makes my day / Epic Carnival
Pride & Prejudice & Portman & Poop & Penises & Zombies / Filmdrunk
Sarah Paxton Rocks the Bikini / Celebrity Odor
Florida Gator’s Cheerleaders, Upskirt Included / Caveman Circus
Epic Slam Dunk Fail [video] / The Hoop Doctors
Cheech & Chong Blaze a New Trail with ‘Get It Legal’ Tour / HMJ
The Gorgeous Ladies of Dr. WHO / Gunaxin
Hot Girls with Fists in Their Mouths / Uncoached
Fight Club Soap Actually Available for Purchase/ Next Round
Tiger’s “Other Woman” Has an awesome Rack / Dead Spin
Candice Swanepoel looking groovy in a bikini / Men Tag
Kim Kardashian Blowing Kisses Off her Ass / Pick Me Up
Your Halloween sucked? Here’s Some Sexy Celeb Pics to cheer you up / Real Talk
Jannah Burnham is the Hot Babe of the Day / Big Smudge
Olivia Munn Shops at Pleasure Chest for someone Special / The Beer Goggler
NSFW Links:
Sam Buxton Nude for Body in Mind / 2 Damn Hot
Gemma Atkinson and Vikki Blows Topless for Nuts / NSFW POA
Crackwhore Lindsay Lohan Full “Muse” Photoshoot / Nebula’s
The girl from Matrix, in spandex and sweatpants / Celebrity Movie Blog
Brunette Bombshell with Awesome Rack Gets Nude / Silent Pix
Kerri Russell Gets Topless / Celeb Punani
Blake Lively Naked with an Older Man, Alan Arkin / Nudography
Paris Hilton Upskirt, Why Not / Dirty Rotten Whore
Badass Hotties Who Could Destroy Men
Thursday, December 10th, 2009 | No Comments
This post is dedicated to all of those badass sluts who could probably tear me limb from limb. Not that I am a masochist or have any kind of inferiority complex… but if a woman can bring me to my knees and have me beg for them to hurt me just a little bit more… well, you get the idea.
Echo
Who’s that hottie?
Echo, played by the sassy and dangerous Eliza Dushku, is a heroine who can be anyone you want her to be. She is the star of the new (now-cancelled) Joss Whedon show, Dollhouse. Echo is implanted with memories and she can obliterate her opponents any day of the week.
More Eliza Dushku pictures here!
Max Guevara
Who’s that hottie?
Jessica Alba played a genetically enhanced super soldier who went by the name of Max Guevara in the James Cameron show, Dark Angel. Max was an artificially created weapon and assassin who could probably tear apart a full-grown bull in about 2.3 seconds. Max existed in the futuristic dystopia which used to be the United States. She was sexy, dangerous, and quite literally had a license to kill.
Click to see more Jessica Alba!
Claire
Who’s that hottie?
There isn’t a soul in the modern world who doesn’t know Claire Bennett, the regenerating cheerleader played by Hayden Panettiere. In the past few years, she has endured: death, lobotomy, stabbings, fire, explosions, nuclear energy, countless impalements, lesbianism and more. There is nothing that can kill dearest Claire – which means she is definitely going to win in a fight.
Alessandra Doesn’t Know It’s December
Thursday, December 10th, 2009 | No Comments
These poor supermodels. They are so backwater-retarded they don’t even realize how silly it is to be wearing a bikini in the month of December. Are you too proud Alessandra? Must you preen like Jezebel? Aren’t your fingers and toes going to freeze right off?
Oh that’s right. I forgot. They’re not stuck in 19 degree weather like I am right now. The rules that apply to the rest of the world don’t apply to unreasonably hot supermodels. Alessandra Ambrosio is enjoying the sun, the sand and the sea down at St. Barth’s. But in all fairness to A.A., that body is way too hot to cover up – no matter what time of year it is.
Rachel Bilson in Panties is All I Want For Xmas
Thursday, December 10th, 2009 | No Comments
So Rachel Bilson is famous because of that O.C. show… the one with some emo tools crying about relationships or whatever. But I can just look past that and focus on Rachel’s amazing body. If this girl had a milkshake, she’d be bringing all kinds of boys to her yard. (Sidenote: I never understood that song.) So if God could do one thing for me this December, it’s giving me Rachel Bilson with a little bow on her head under the tree on Christmas morning. Because Christmas spankings are what the holidays are for, people.
Gemma Atkinson in a Sexy Punk Photoshoot
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 | No Comments
Gemma Atkinson, are you trying to to get me to stalk you? Do you really enjoy getting phone calls at 3:45am with me breathing heavily into the receiver while I flog myself over hot pictures of you? DO YOU?
Well you must, if you keep prancing around in your slutty little leather outfits and allow people to take pictures of you. What a whore. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
Tila Tequila’s Nip Says Hello
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 | No Comments
Tila, I thank you for giving the world what it wants. In this post’s gallery you can clearly see Ms. Tequila’s nipple popping out to say hi (sometime before or after she was tonguing some chick). Nipple slips just don’t happen as often enough as I’d like them to – and I really want to treasure this moment. Her perfect, round tiny little nipple just looks so delici….
Hey what the fuck! Are her eyes two different colors?
Brooke Burns Shows Us Her Ass
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 | No Comments
16 days until Christmas and Brooke Burns is giving us a present already! Awww, she shouldn’t have. After all, I would have settled for some astounding fellatio. I do appreciate her thoughtfulness. She thought of me while she put up her Christmas tree with some douche that she ended up dry humping on the lawn. Now that’s what the holidays are all about.
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