As a rule, computer geeks spend way too much time: 1. at the computer 2. playing World of Warcraft 3. watching television. And as a geek, I take #3 very seriously (once I’m done raiding that is). I’ve compiled a list of chicks I see every week on tv that I think are unbelievably tasty. So much so that every night I hug my pillow and cry because I don’t have a girl that great. Or at all.

#5 Katherine Heigl

Where you can find her: Katherine plays Dr. Izzie Stevens on the hit ABC series, Grey’s Anatomy. Katherine runs her perky little tush around Seattle Grace Hospital doing doctor things like spanking nurses and giving patients her special massages (if ABC would let me be a writer). Anyway, she is a doctor there and she straps her massive tits down under powder blue scrubs. It doesn’t matter what the show is about, really. What is important is that Katherine is damn sexy and has even won awards for being one of the most wanted women on television. Enough said.

Katherine is on Grey’s Anatomy on Thursdays at 9p.

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#4 Hayden Panettiere

Where you can find her: Sexy little Hayden plays the un-killable, self-healing hottie on the show Heroes on NBC. She debuted as preppy, tight ass cheerleader but has since found some balls. And lesbianism. In the most recent season, Claire Bennett found some time to have a little girl-on-girl action. Cheerleader + superhero + lesbianism … even a slow kid could figure out Hayden is smoking hot.

Heroes airs at 8p on Mondays on NBC.

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#3 Jenna Fischer

Where you can find her: Jenna plays the (now-knocked up) Pam on NBC’s The Office. For the first few years The Office was on, I didn’t realize that Pam was hot. I just thought that she was the cute secretary Jim kind of liked. Then I saw her nude in Wired magazine. Then I saw the picture posted above. And um – kind of fucking hot. Not only that but Jenna is funny. And cute. And would make a great mother of our future kids.

Watch her on The Office on Thursdays at 9p!

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#2 Nina Dobrev

Where you can find her: Smokey-voiced Nina plays the hot vamp humper Elena in the WB’s new show, The Vampire Diaries. Usually I’m not into watching 17 year olds bone 150 year old men (with the pedophilia and all) but I can make an exception for this show. Nina has legs up to my chin and pouty lips that deserve to be wrapped around lollipops, popsicles and anything else penis-shaped.

Elena (aka the girl who bangs men 10x her age) is on The Vampire Diaries at 8p on Thursdays.

#1 Olivia Wilde

Where you can find her: Olivia Wilde plays the oh-so-hot bisexual doctor 13 on House M.D. Just in case you missed it – BISEXUAL. So as part of the package of watching Olivia, you get to see her occasionally nibble on some other hot chicks. Not only does 13 enjoy some muff from time to time, she is also smart and a snazzy dresser. Sigh. I wish someday Olivia would return the fan mail I write her, offering her my hand in marriage and a lifetime of bliss and unicorns.

Catch her on Mondays at 8p on NBC.

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