4 out of 5 doctors agree that the best way to start your day is with a big helping of tight Rihanna ass. Rihanna, God love her, wanted to help us out. She performed in a super short white blazer and pantyhose on Good Morning America, displaying her tight little abused ass. I wish Barack Obama would mandate that all hot chicks dress in inappropriately short jackets and pantyhose every day. (Presidents can do that right?)

On a related note – all of Rihanna’s minions are dressed in peacoats, sweaters and gloves. How the H is Rihanna not freezing her womanly bits off during freezing New York fall weather? My theory is that she is a succubus.

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