Want to know what puts Thanksgiving into perspective and makes me really appreciate my life? Huge fucking tits.
That’s why this year I want to say Thanks! to Danielle Lloyd a couple days early:
Dear Danielle,
Thank you for letting photographers take pictures of your enormous boobies so that they could publish them in Nuts magazine. As I eat sweet yams and turkey breast made by my dear Nana this Thanksgiving, I will be only thinking of your and your ginormous fucking knockers.
Amen.
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