It might be true that I spend a little too much time looking up pictures of tits in my free time. And while I’m at work. And while my bitch girlfriend is talking to me, complaining about shopping or some shit. So in honor of my (un)healthy obsession, I wanted to pay tribute to those women whose job is all about staying skinny, having a great rack and displaying their tight ass. God bless the Victoria’s Secret Angels!
Alessandra Ambrosio
Any model worth her salt tends to be from Brazil, it seems. And Alessandra is certainly worth a whole bunch of my salt. In 2008, she was voted #2 in the AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women. Not only is she beautiful, but she is also cool as fuck; Alessandra has been in Casion Royale and Entourage. How can you top that?
This saucy minx recently displayed her jiggly little ass at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I wasn’t quite sure who she was before that, but seeing her fucking gorgeous body made me not care of my former ignorance. Seeing that she is an Aussie she is most likely fucking cool as hell, too. I mean, she probably hangs out with koala bears and fights kangaroos and shit.
Marisa was voted to be THE hottest babe by Maxim, and how could I possibly disagree? Marisa is a blond bombshell and is totally begging for me to spank her. Well, maybe not, but that’s what I’m going to tell my defense attorney when I get charged with battery and rape. Cool factoid about Marisa: she has been discovered multiple times by agents just by sitting around doing FUCKING NOTHING. That’s how hot this girl is. She gets famous and she doesn’t even try.
Carmen Electra’s supposed sex tape, which had everyone on the Internet on the edge of their seats with a fleshlight handy, turned out to be a big fat fake. Actually, it was a promotional for some Dutch men’s fashion brand called Van Gils. Well you know what? FUCK YOU Holland. You can’t just get my hopes and my dick up like that, only to pull the rug out from under me. JESUS. What are you going to tell me next? Santa isn’t real?
If you were to sit me down and ask me to point out where Serbia is, I would tell you to get fucking lost. Then I’d go to my basement and cry for three hours because I’m so ignorant and didn’t even know there WAS a place in Europe called Serbia.
Well good news for Serbia, it’s got some damn fine women! Nina Senicar, a model, has been getting wildly popular in Italy. So much so that she put out an extremely sexy calendar. And I know for a fact it’s not easy to get a calendar made of yourself. I’ve been trying for years.
Nina has natural beauty, the bronze skin of a goddess and she just seems to be the kind of girl you want to take home to your mother. Before you start banging her in ways that are so dirty that the next day you won’t quite be able to make eye contact with her.
I have been heavily unsatisfied at this thanksgiving’s bitches walking around town so I decided to hit myself some lingerie store for some pure 100% real satisfaction. No better place to jerk it than the local H&M store! You ever jerked off at the store? Let me know your story and you just might be featured!
Now for your awesome daily links:
Doing A Cleavage Search on YouTube Has Its Benefits / Uncoached
8 Things Every Guy Wishes His Girlfriend Would Do / Guyism
Haven’t Had Enough of Coco’s Big Ass? Here’s Some More Twitter Pics / Don Chavez
Hey, I’m Scott, the new writer here, and I can be summed up pretty easily. I like hot girls, particularly when they’re naked, video games, good movies, and of course blogging about the aforementioned hot girls. So if you like any of that shit, or even if you don’t, stick around and read what I have to say. I’ll both enlighten you and give you a boner. Not directly of course, but by posting pictures of sluts and skanks.
Hit me up if you ever have any ideas for a post or questions. I’m a wealth of celebrity knowledge, and by that I mean I love staring at their tits and imagining myself inside them.
Just to show you how legit I can be, here’s a pic of a girl I did stuff to that got me 3 years in prison.
Let’s not try to ignore the elephant in the room, here. I just got to get this off of my chest. HOLY SHIT HER TITS ARE EPIC.
I know any adult male in the free world is aware of Denise Milani and her jugs… but good God, that’s a lot of shake. Every time I see her and her mountainous rack I am a little hypnotized. Not that it comes as a surprise.
I’m at a loss for words. Plus one in the boner department, though.
JESUS, what does it take? Any little asshole can just grab Megan Fox and call her mommy? The last time I tried that I spent a night in jail. And apparently the “registered sex offender” thing never goes away. Ripoff!
Megan is looking especially foxy as she leaves this store with her stupid boyfriend and his stupid kid. You think I’m jealous, but I’m not. That kid is going to have some major Freudian “mommy issues” with Megan “hot as fuck” Fox as his step-mom. At least I don’t have to go to therapy after I admit that I want to tie her to a bed, rip off her crotchless panties and go to town on her downtown.
Jessica Alba sure wasn’t happy to see me on Thanksgiving. And you’d think she would appreciate her stalker once in a while… especially on thanks-fucking-giving! Sigh. The poor lass can’t see the forest for the trees.
Here she is looking scrump-diddily-umptious bringing Thanksgiving treats to her daddy’s house. I have no idea what’s in her box but they look gross to me. Prunes? Dates? Chocolate covered spiders? J. Alb, you’re a celebrity. Quit pretending you’re a domestic goddess. If you walk around with your cleavage poking out like that no one on this earth is going to care what you brought to Thanksgiving, even dear old dad.
Does Miley know that lying on her back with her crotch for the whole world to see kind of sends all kinds of messages? All kinds of very wrong message? No? Oh good, I hope she keeps at it then. Stellar performer. I am in no way shape or form aroused by Miley. … … you heard me.
Sidenote: Did anyone else notice this lurker in the front row who is completely enthralled by her flexible performance?
See him months from now on America’s Most Wanted, known to all as the “Miley Cyrus Rape-inator.”
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