Everybody’s favorite skank was out at Mr. Chow’s last night looking for some grub when she got out of the car and showed off her skankalicious beaver. It’s a little bit scary and old and looks sort of like a pastrami sandwich so you might not want to stare directly at it. It’s a bit like looking at the sun, you want to look but you can’t look for very long or you’ll go blind. Shauna Sand’s beaver looks like something much more scarier than the spooks that come out on Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone!
Archive for October, 2009
Megan Fox Looking Hot
It seems that we couldn’t go 5 minutes without hearing about Megan Fox a couple months ago, but it’s been awhile since we’ve seen her now. She was out and about in LA looking super hot in some cutoff shorts and a wife beater. Even though she has no makeup on, she is still looking good. I’d let her sit on my face any day with those tiny shorts on.
Paris Hilton Lets Her Tits Hang Out
Paris Hilton is starting to look old these days but here she is with her sister Nicky as they met up with the paparazzi. Paris looks overdressed in this prom gown as Nicky wears cutoff jeans. I have to say that I don’t think Paris Hilton is very good looking anymore. She’s washed up and starting to climb into her 30s and will need plastic surgery very soon.
Malin Akerman Gives A Peek Upskirt
The hot actress from “Couples Retreat” arrived to meet the paparazzi with a hot upskirt shot. Although you can’t see any panties, she still gives a glimpse between her legs up about as far as the camera can go. Someone needs to teach her how to get out of a car correctly with a skirt on in front of the paparazzi. You know they are always there waiting for that exact minute that she spreads her legs and shows off the goods. And I’ll always be there to watch, my friend.
Natalie Imbruglia Topless Bikini Shots
Here’s someone we haven’t heard from in awhile. Natalie Imbruglia spends her vacation in Morocco where she went topless to avoid tan lines. That’s one good way to make a come back, flash your hooters for all to see. I might even buy one of her god awful records if she promised more nudity inside of it. Although the topless shot is a bit of a disappointment, it’s still hot to see her in a bikini and looking good these days.
Heidi Klum Gets Naked In Her New Book
These shots are from Rankin’s Heidilicious which is a book featuring several pictures of Heidi Klum in various stages of undress. She’s looking pretty hot for a MILF who’s getting up there in age. Now we all know what Seal has been bonin’. Other shots in the book include Heidi covered with chocolate and other nude photos. The book is currently on sale at Amazon.com. It’s great for wanking material to keep in the bathroom.
Abigail Clancy Has Some Pokey Nipples
While attending the premiere of Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” screening, British model Abigail Clancy proved that the weather was way too cold for that dress. She’s got pokey nipples that could cut glass. I’m thinking her tits look really small in that dress though, she needs some sort of breast augmentation to really look stacked. My man boobs are bigger than her tits but that’s okay she’s still looking hot in her halfway strapless dress.
Alessandra Ambrosio In A Bikini On The Beach
Such is the life of a model. You get to hang out at the beach all day, wearing a bikini, showing off your hot body, having a million people telling you how good looking you are. It’s no wonder that these girls starve themselves to look good. They want to keep the perks of the job. Alessandra Ambrosio is no exception. She’s looking hot on the beach arching her back as the water splashes all around her. Very sexy pics.
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Vikki Blows Hot Topless Photos
Okay this is one hot chick that is a little on the crazy side but I like crazy girls. They’re really good in bed. Like when you tell them what you want to do, they’ll go completely wild trying to please you because they’re so insecure and crazy. I have a feeling Miss Blows is insecure underneath the facade and she would be a wild time in the sack. Here are some hot pics of her topless for Loaded Magazine.
Another Day Dedicated to Ass
Yes it’s one of those days again where I wake my ass up early as hell to get some ass photos and links for you guys. Now here’s probably one of the best dashes out there, some Italian creation called Giorgia Palmas. If you click on the image up top, you can see MORE hot ass shots.
Now here’s some links you will want to click on:
Lucy Pinder AND Michelle Marsh Boob Photoshoot Video
Clipta
Oldscool: Catherine Bell Fine As Hell in these photos (NSFW ads)
Celebrity Movie Blog
Emma Frain Playing Golf, What are your Eyes focused on?
Busted Coverage
Rosie Jones is Naked Roller-skating (NSFW)
Celeb Punani
Your Next Pornstar Senate, Stormy Daniels
Clipta
Mrs. Superman (Courtney Ford) is a Moaner, Pics Inside! (NSFW)
Nudography
Evacuation Ordered for Kendra’s Vagina
Celeb Jihad
Vikki Blows’ 2010 Tattoo Energy topless Calendar (NSFW)
NSFW POA
Olga Kurylenko Nude in “Le Serpent” HD Vid Downloads (NSFW)
Nebulas Nude Celebs
Tired this morning? Why Not A Little bit of Morning Sex (NSFW)
Silent Pix
Meet Mary Jane, She Is Hot
Hail Mary Jane
Feel like changing style? Here’s some Hipster/Scenester Babes
Caveman Circus
Self-shot Hottie Wants Your Attention
Dirty Rotten Whore
This Is The Girl Joe Francis Is Scared Of
After their fight last month at a club in LA, Joe Francis is suing Jayde Nicole because he felt like his life was in jeopardy during the fight. Now we all know that Joe Francis is a big pussy that will only fight other girls, but she looks like she weighs 100lbs when dripping wet. Francis claims that she was out to kill him that night at the club and only seconds away from using a beer bottle as a deadly weapon so he acted in self defense. Yet he wasn’t scared of her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, who was also at the scene. She looks fucking hot to me. Just for the record, I wouldn’t be scared of you, Jayde. You could slip into my bedroom and spill a drink on me anytime.














Megan Fox Spreads ‘Em
Cheryl Burke In Her See Through Shirt
My New Favorite Sport
Joanna Krupa Gets Nude For Playboy
More Rihanna Nipple Fun
Hilary Duff And Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss