I gotta say that I’m a bit disappointed in these. Something about her just looks forced or unnatural, well besides her fake tits of course. I’m just sayin’ she really doesn’t look sexy, she looks more nauseated. But if you take her face out of the picture then Audrina Patridge has some rockin’ bod going on! Even better than in her sexy Carls Jr. commercial. These are for the October issue of Maxim Magazine with an interview of the airhead as well.
Archive for September, 2009
Petra Nemcova Wants Your Junk
When a freakishly hot Eastern European Supermodel gives you a look like this, make sure you’ve washed up that junk well and get ready for a good night. Of course, this shit is not offered for free but I’m pretty sure she’d be ready to settle for a good deal. I’ve been wanting Petra Nemcova’s Ass ever since she started to dress like a whore, and them revisiting these old 2007 pics makes me wish I was a rich, rich man.
And here are your daily links:
Malin Akerman Shows Sideboob and Cleavage, Plus A Free Smile
Celebrity Movie Blog
You’ve Never Seen Kelly Brook Nude on the Beach? These guys have it!
Nudography
One Of the Reasons I Need to Move to Russia, Miss Russia Naked for Perfect 10
NSFW POA
Megan Fox Lesbian Kiss from movie Jennifer’s Body [video]
Celeb Jihad
Lil Kim Being A Slut in Atlanta
Glamzilla
Scarlett Johansson Sucking On A Strawberry Like A Champ
Celebrity Odor
Lady GaGa’s Boob Pops Out For Real in Concert
Famous Blow
Olga Sellainnias Nude Makes Me Wet My Pants
2 Damn Hot
Pilar Rubio Sexy for You Leather Fetish Whores
on 205th
Grace Park is another Asian Without Any Clothes On
Caveman Circus
Busty Kendra Ivy Gets Nude On A Ranch
Silent Pix
More Megan Fox At The Beach [pics]
Celeb Punani
Eva Mendes See Through Nipples [pics]
Taxi Movie Driver
Awesome Compilation of Thong Pics For Your Day
Dirty Rotten Whore
Sophie Reade’s Giant Hooters
Here are some size 30G breasts that will just make a grown man weep! You may be saying “who the hell is this?” or then again you may be saying “who the hell cares, look at her tits!”. This is Sophie Reade, winner of Big Brother UK – so basically nobody, but we just couldn’t pass up those tits. She was spotted out shopping when her breasts popped out to say hello to the paparazzi. And don’t even get me started on the camel toe in those skin tight pants.
Camila Alves Pregnant Belly
There’s something so beautiful and radiant about a pregnant woman. Maybe it’s because you know their hormones are so raging that they turn into instant nymphomaniacs the second they get knocked up. There are a lot of preggo fetish sites out there but we’ve got something even better. This is Matthew McConaughey’s babymama, Camila Alves, who is pregnant with their second child. They were recently spotted at the beach as Camila wore a bikini top and let her swollen belly hang out. This knocked up diva looked beautiful out and about in the son with Matthew and son, Levi.
Pixie Lott Upskirt Pics
British singer, Pixie Lott was attending an event when someone didn’t explain to her just how you’re supposed to get out of a car with a short skirt on. It seems she was wearing some white cotton undies underneath and let it all hang out. But this isn’t the first time the singer has shown her panties to the public. Maybe she just doesn’t care! And is it me or does it look like there’s a blood stain on her white cotton panties? Ewwww.
Jenna Haze Bikini And Pube Pics
Pornstar Jenna Haze was seen playing at the beach over the weekend in a teeny bikini. What was even hotter was that in one of the pictures you can see her pubes just poking out over the top. Seems like someone needs to wax before they shoot their next scene. I almost didn’t recognize her with no makeup and clothes on, but she still has that mighty fine looking ass of hers in this skimpy swimsuit.
Morning Megan Fox Wanking
I woke up this morning with a hardy and guess who I thought of the first thing my retarded alarm came on? Yeah you got it, Megan Fucking Fox. As if you weren’t tired enough of hearing about this hot bitch, you gotta wake up to her in the morning too. Even though I wouldn’t mind at all. This is what it would possibly be like if you woke up beside this hottie. Make sure to pull out your wallet though, chances are she only gave you 5 minutes.
More photos from the Esquire Issue here.
Here are some morning links to cheer you up:
Virgina Is For … Vaginas? [pic]
Buster Sports
Toothbrush In The Ass Prank, Who Hasn’t Done It Yet?
Time Killer
15 People Who Should Never Be Allowed To Dance Again
Hail Mary Jane
Sophie Monk Shows Off Some Legs of the Day
Drunken Stepfather
Whatever Happened To Porn Like Grandma Used To Make?
Gunaxin
New Hot BTN Sideline Reporter Larra Beth Overton
World of Isaac
Rapper Ludacris Gives Away 20 Cars
Epic Bull
Sabina’s Hot Rack and Her Sword [pics]
Boobie Blog
Mariah Carey’s Big Fat Titties
Today’s interesting topic will be about Mariah Carey’s big fat boobs. I know they are overrated and I know she loves to show them off. I just can’t help myself to love them, they were still probably one of the best racks around back in 2007. I know back then plastic surgery wasn’t as cheap as it is now to get a fake pair of perfect tits, and they just make it look so simple, those doctors. Screw them and there perfect tits, I like those lumps on my side boobs.
Now here are your links worth talking about:
Sexy Redhead Milena Miconi’s Big Titties Exposed for Boss
NSFW POA
This is Why I love My French Women Celebrities, Topless in Local Magazine
Nudography
Cutie Demi Lovato Is Not So Cute, Poops In The Woods
Celeb Jihad
Pixie Lott Upskirt At Launch of the Blackpool Illuminations
Glamzilla
Your Daily Big Boob Gallery: Denise Milani
Celebrity Movie Blog
Isabel Cortez and Her Hand, Hair Bra, All Girls Should Follow Example
on 205th
Liza and Veronika Feeling Each Other Like It Was 1970
2 Damn Hot
Miss California’s Topless Pics Being Shopped Around [old]
Celebrity Odor
Neomi Letizia’s Tight Bikini Ass [pics]
Celebrity Honeys
Leonor Valera Gets Nude In The Moonlight
Celeb Punani
Carli Logan Kissing The Hard Nipples of Her Favorite Girl
Silent Pix
Marin Marie Foster: A Multi-Ethnic Bombshell That Tastes Like Skittles
Hail Mary Jane
Olivia Munn Eats a Hot Dog and Loves It [bonus French Pie Maid Jump]
Caveman Circus
Chicago Bliss QB Loses Her Shorts While Running [vid]
Gunaxin
Sexy Demotivational Posters [part 2]
Dirty Rotten Whore
The Lady Is A Vamp
Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter this weekend to pretend that she was either 15 years old or a vampire, we’re not sure. At any rate, she thought she looked cool with the vampire fangs on her webcam so she posted the pics to her Twitter account. Later she was spotted looking much hotter with a very short skirt and a nice looking see-through lingerie top. Not as hot as her side boob sticking out but still her legs looked sexy.
Milla Jovovich Has A Landing Strip
Hot MILF model, Milla Jovovich, shot a nude pictoral for an upcoming issue of Purple Magazine. The Ukranian-born model, actress and singer is now 33 years old but is still looking very nice for her age and after just having spit out a puppy too. She is shot here by photographer Mario Sorrenti in these very tastefully done nude scenes where you can not only see her pokey nipples but also her sexy little landing strip trimmed beaver.











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