Nothing like Vikki Blows on an un-sober long weekend to nurse your Friday night hangover, Do you even remember making out with that heifer at the bar? She smelled like a used condom but hey, at least you got some and your buddy Rob made out with the toilet barfing Friday afternoons lunch. I can’t get enough of Vikki Blows awesome tight body and those luscious lips of hers. I understand they may not be natural but who gives a shit, she’s fine as fuck.
Yesterday I talked about Rihanna’s Cleavage which has it’s good side but I think she’s missing the whole slut appeal in which I truely feel is the next slogan for Me and Isis. Here is a place to fantasm on celebrity pussy and wish one day we could eventually seek our teeth in, and in all honesty, I don’t think we’ll ever get to see Rihanna’s cat hair anytime soon. Tila Tequila on the other hand, we’ve seen plenty of and I’m ready to see more. I mean, Tila got too replace a half-assed model to shoot a video for Playboy. I wouldn’t be surprised if we get to see this ass on Brazzers in the next few months.
I’ve been wanting to get Asian mouth since I’ve been a kid, where do all these Asian hookers chill at? Hook me up!
Now onto your labor day links:
The Girl from The Devil’s Tomb Gets Topless In HD Scene – Nudography
Helena Christensen Shows Her Solid Nipples and Ass – Celeb Punani
Michelle Pfeiffer’s Hot Sister Dedee Convinced To Do Playboy, Here are the Pics – NSFW POA
Natasha Hamilton Upskirt Shots At Gay Parade – Glamzilla
Jailbait: Miley Cyrus Ass-Sex Pics Leaked – Celeb Jihad
Your New Favorite Bartenders: The Hottest of Florida - on 205th
Hot Topless Teens Scroll Down the Beach – Celebrity Honeys
In Case You Missed Them: Hot Peta Todd Nude Pics – 2 Damn Hot
Half-naked pics of Dollhouse Actress Eliza Dushku – Movie Blog
Sasha Grey In Something Else but Porn For Once (don’t hate) – Caveman Circus
Hannah Hilton Flashes Us In Public – Silent Pix
All You Need To See About Butterface Chicks, A Gallery – Dirty Rotten Whore
UCF Latex Model Ally Rivera’s Got Some Pics to Show You – Busted Coverage
The Bill Paxton Pinball Machine, would you hit it? – Celebrity Odor
Mia Michelle Shows Some Skin, Lot’s of It – F-Listed
This Shit Will Freak You Out… Well Not Really – Time Killer
Sexy Teen At The Pool, Without Her Bikini – Girls of Desire
Undoubtedly fake massively photoshopped celebrity faces on porno bitches, but really awesome at the same time. One can only hope for the hottest celebrity babes to enter the wild side by posing nude or sexing up a random penis on film. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen, it totally does but not the sort of celebrity we stay up at night praying to enter the dark side. It’s always a chick from a soap opera we don’t car about. Can you imagine if the Olsen twins were to say “fuck it” to their wholesome career go straight to barely legal teen pron? I’d shit myself. Until then, here’s tons of hilariously sexy fake celebrity nudes.
UK Glamour model and my personal favorite topless babe Peta Todd has possibly the most amazing tits since Lucy Pinder and all those other big tittied glamour models across the pond in Europe. Those titties are almost super natural with the size, depth, and circumference. I wouldn’t know what to do with those things pressed against my face, I’d be kinda intimidated to be honest. I’d probably make a sandwich with them, they’d be the bread in my ham and cheese sammich from heaven.
Peta Todd’s 2009 Calendar… better late than never.
Singer Natasha Hamilton performed on stage while her panties were loose to the crowd giving them an unexpected but pretty awesome performance. No doubt the woman can sing, the upskirt is just a bonus on top of those paying fans. I haven’t a clue as to what genre of music she sings but wiki told me she was the former singer for the Atomic Kittens. Again, that means nothing to me. At least we get some major panty shots and ass cheeks, been a while since we had a good quality upskirt picture that did not involve Lindsay Lohan’s roast beef pouring out.
Cleavaegy Blake Lively has chosen the wrong path in life because a career in acting on a shit television series rather than showing off her true skills, and yes I’m talking about her incredible rack. I haven’t seen the full boobages but just by examining her cleavagey tops (which she wears constantly) it appears that he titties are simply one of a kind. Her boobs are so impressive I decided to put together a compilation of her best cleavagey moments. Some isn’t even on the red carpet, it’s just another day in cleavage land. Great start to your long weekend!
Blake’s Tits at Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in May
Sparkly Cleavage on set of The Town
Nice Pearl Necklace resting on her bosoms
Push-up Bra Goodness
They also come in Pink and Blue!
A Little Side Boobage too
… and now for the best for last, NIPPLE SLIP!!
Kim Kardashian took a mirror shot of herself in a sexy bikini or some sort of lingerie showing off her curves and might I be the first to point out how awesome Twitter is. It’s almost to easy for celebs to post naked or half naked pictures of themselves… for us of course. They do it all for us ordinary folks who love to see skin. I hope she posts more pictures of herself but each additional picture will have less and less clothing on. That sounds perfect to me!
We all remember when Rihanna was this hot black chick that would bring out singles like the Octomom would spill out kids. Those legs were tight and still are. That small but amazing cleavage that she just loves to put in your face. Those cute eyes that just speak ‘Jizz on Me’ and personally, it’s all I need in a women (apart of mandatory weekly blowjobs) and Rihanna needs to be my new wife.
That said, we’re almost onto Labor day and I think you should all follow us on Twitter.
And here comes the daily links:
Angelina Jolie Nude Becomes Wanking Material – Nudography
Jakki Degg is Topless and Wearing A Transparent Cloth, Woah – NSFW POA
KIm Kardashian Is Ugly Without All That Make-Up – Celeb Jihad
The Nude Video of Erin Andrews In Details – Busted Coverage
Adrianne Curry Tweets; Acts Like A Tiger, Wants A Dick Slap – Glamzilla
Closest She’s Ever Been to Topless, The Best Bra Ever – on 205th
My Perfect Tits Russian Friend Inga Gets Naked for You – 2 Damn Hot
Emma Watson Is One of Thoese DollHouse Puppets, I’d Still Hit It – Movie Blog
Bust Titties of Denise Milani Skank Pics – Silent Pix
All Your Spandex Fetish Pics Are In Here – Dirty Rotten Whore
Tila Tequila’s Taking Whore Pictures of Herself – Caveman Circus
Emma Leah Plays With Balloons Topless with a Friend – Celeb Punani
Classic TV Show Porn Parodies (videos) – Celebrity Odor
Alyssa Milano Sucks Tits of Random Girl – Celebrity Honeys
Remember the Busty British Michelle Marsh? Well she’s Topless – Girls of Desire
The Cool New Game To Play: You Got Pantsed (uncensored) – Time Killer
Sexy glamour model Jenny Laird is ready for school in her cute school girl outfit, her player uniform and her after hours home from the club and horny as hell she’ll give you a little strip tease lesson that’ll blow your mind because she’s a grade A student with an awesome little body.
I love it when hot babes wear school girl outfits, not in a pedophilia way but in a soft core porn way. Any hot chick that starts off in full school girl gear always turns me on as she strips each article of clothing off one by one… so HOT! This oughta prep you for this semesters worth of shitty exams an late night studying.
Innocent After School Fun
Game Day Naughty Girl
After Hours Back from the Club
Don’t you live it when hot models post for a snobby photographer who’s artistic expression is for them to get the hottest models completely naked and either sit around looking hot or stand around looking hot. That’s a job I’d kill to have. Can you imagine going up to Adriana Lima or Marisa Miller and telling them to make sure their pussies are shaved because I want to photograph her naked with puppies or just roll around in the grass. That would be the life! Here’s a compilation of the hottest models posing nude for from artsy fartsy photog.
Dree Hemingway nude for Purple magazine
Adriana Lima Black and White Nudes
Marisa Miller Nude for Russell James
Miranda Kerr Stark Nude
Kate Moss Nude Full Beaver
Heidi Klum Naked for Russell James
Keeley Hazell Sexy Lynx Twist Pics
Megan Fox & Emporio Armani Underwear
Kylie Minogue Lingerie Spread
Candice Swanepoel & Miranda Kerr
2009 USC Song Girls Swimming
Alessandra Ambrosio Sexes Up Photoshoot
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Girls Who Will Dominate in 2010
Coco & Other Gingers I Love
Girls With Great Pipes
Cat Women You’re Attracted To
Hot Heiresses That Don’t Date Me
More Action Chicks That Should Spank Me
