Well here’s something to make you pop wood for the day. Way back in 1998, Angelina Jolie filmed a movie called “Gia” where she plays a lesbian. She also has a nude scene in the movie and it’s been digitally remastered in high def for your viewing pleasure. Almost as great as seeing her naked in the shower. We’ve got both the nude scene and a hot lesbian kissing scene where Angie easily makes you forget she’s the mother of six kids.
Lady Gaga was looking rather smashing for her attendance at the Monster Cable Launch Party as she partied it up next to Dr. Dre. Her cleavage in that bikini top was rather revealing but I think maybe she should have re-thought that dress that gave her a beer gut. She looked a bit frumpy in the skin tight dress and bra ensemble. But I gotta admit, I was really only looking at her tits, and from the looks of it, so was Dr. Dre.
I know how much you guys like your big British tits and you would give your left foot for a pair like Danielle Lloy’ds. Althought the nice naturals, the British do sometimes have amazing asses that are just to die for. Now look at this wet bikini bottom that you’d strip down in 2 seconds and tell me you wouldn’t give your right foot for it. I honestly wouldn’t give anything from me except for maybe my old clipped nails but I don’t know what you bastards are ready to do for pussy.
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Here are your daily links in case your bored on this beautiful monday:
Resident Evil Is Now Offered Uncensored (nude pics inside)
Nudography
Another Girl With Another Name I don’t Care About with Hot Tits
NSFW POA
Playboy Models in Lingerie, You’ll Like Me for This One
Movie Blog
This Side Boob Rocks [pic]
Time Killer
Jon Gosselin Shops For Kids’ New Mommy
Celeb Jihad
Gemma Atkinson’s Boobs are Outstanding in her New Calendar
on 205th
Tramp Lady GaGa lands in Berlin
Glamzilla
Kyra Gets Nude on the Beach Like A Slut
2 Damn Hot
Lucy Pinder’s Sexiest Topless Gallery (in bed)
Celeb Punani
Tara Manning in a See Thru Shirt of the Day
Drunken Stepfather
Crystal McCahill Nude Pictures for Playboy, mmm
Silent Pix
Celebrity Twitter Pic Round-up, We Want More!
Celebrity Odor
Girls Love Hot Chicks Too [pic]
Dead Dog
Jessica Cirio Topless and Wet, Better Than Your Grandma
Caveman Circus
Maria Ozawa Is Good for Any Occasion, Porn Especially
Dirty Rotten Whore
I simply couldn’t let these hot pics go because of the way her big phat ass looks so huge in this short dress. She’s got the perfect curvaceous butt that any guy would drool over. She was looking hot in these pics of her with her uglier sister, Khloe. They’re not as hot as her nude Playboy pics but you can definitely see how that dress shows off her perfect curves. I’m wankin’ it for sure.
Penelope Cruz is starring in a new movie called “Los Abrazos Rotas” (Broken Hugs) by Pedro Almodovar and she has a topless scene which is pretty hot even though she’s throwing up in the sink one hardly notices that as you’re staring at her fun bags. They’re small and not nearly as hot as her ass, but she’s definitely got some perky nipples for an old broad. Enjoy!
Gwyneth Paltrow and son Moses (yeah I know, the kid is a boner kill) were out shopping in Spain yesterday when she let her nice ta-tas all hang out in a flesh colored bra. She was caught on these amateur cell phone photos with her G-rated nipple slips as her tits fell out of her shirt. Why even bother to wear a shirt at all when you’re just gonna let your bra all sorts of hang out. I think she should have just removed the bra and went natural, that would have been much more fun.
Stephanie Pratt spent a day at the beach looking mighty fine in this unmatched bikini set, but who am I to judge? I’m sitting here in my tighty whiteys. She was apparently showing off to the paparazzi with her kayaking skills and she keeps adjusting her tiny tits that had a tendency to sag a bit. She is looking hot with that little diamond belly piercing as she has some fun in the sun.
Well this is the end of the weekend updates and I leave you with some new Marisa Miller lingerie pictures to wank it to and maybe the wank fairy will come and grant you a wish. I’m just kidding, that shit doesn’t exist. We would of had millions of wishes by now if that shit was true. I’m full of lies.
Hope you had a crazy Labor Day weekend, I know I have so far and it’s just Saturday, I’m heading out to Daytona Beach for some much needed down time but knowing myself, that shot won’t happen unless I end up face first in the porcelain god. In other words, the toilet.
We previously posted the 2007 Kim Kardashian Playboy pictures a while back but I am revisiting them because it wasn’t a full set of sexy pictures but the lame ones that first leaked the internet. We now have the FULL Playboy set and I wanted you all to see her big juicy ass once more in the buff. Let’s just hope her reality TV career takes a dump so she can pose for Hustler next, now wouldn’t that be worth revisiting a few times? Yes, yes it would!
Jessica Simpson was a guest model for Ozlem Suers fashion show last night in Paris and I think she left her plump fun bags back in the states because I don’t even know how to begin to explain what those two droopy things on her chest are. These pictures do not amuse me at all and it has left me confused as to what happened to her tits. We all know she’s got a nice rack, we’ve seen them. I’m confused, this person must be an IMPOSTOR!
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World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Why College Beach Volleyball Will Rule
What If Celebrities Were Fat
Topless Pics of Imogen Thomas and More
Tiger Woods’ POA Hit The Beach
The Girls Of Front Magazine
