I woke up this morning with a hardy and guess who I thought of the first thing my retarded alarm came on? Yeah you got it, Megan Fucking Fox. As if you weren’t tired enough of hearing about this hot bitch, you gotta wake up to her in the morning too. Even though I wouldn’t mind at all. This is what it would possibly be like if you woke up beside this hottie. Make sure to pull out your wallet though, chances are she only gave you 5 minutes.
More photos from the Esquire Issue here.
Here are some morning links to cheer you up:
Virgina Is For … Vaginas? [pic]
Buster Sports
Toothbrush In The Ass Prank, Who Hasn’t Done It Yet?
Time Killer
15 People Who Should Never Be Allowed To Dance Again
Hail Mary Jane
Sophie Monk Shows Off Some Legs of the Day
Drunken Stepfather
Whatever Happened To Porn Like Grandma Used To Make?
Gunaxin
New Hot BTN Sideline Reporter Larra Beth Overton
World of Isaac
Rapper Ludacris Gives Away 20 Cars
Epic Bull
Sabina’s Hot Rack and Her Sword [pics]
Boobie Blog
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