Let’s spice up the celeb battles a bit, all the Britney Spears bikini picture kinda left a sour taste in my mouth and a carving for smokin’ hot whores. This is the battle between straight up sluts who love to get naked and spread their legs for the horny human race. Which bitch has an ass that won’t quit, Latina Penthouse Pet Lana Lopez straight up spread eagle pose or Playboys Cyber Girl of the Month Carlie Christine’s slow but hot strip at the gym?
Hardcore Latina Lopez
Carlie’s Slow Strip
Now these are big suckable nipples, rather than these barely there nipples. No doubt Mena Suvari has a great plump ass but now we get a glimpse of her titties. They may be small but as I always say, titties are titties.
Wow. Just wow. Helena Christensen is far from being a former supermodel because just look at her, she’s 41 years of age and looks hotter than most of Holywood celebs in their 20′s. Helena is a goddess standing there completely nude in Citizen K magazine.
Uncensored Morning Links:
Audrina Patridge in See-Thru Shirt of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Chayse Evans is a Sultry, Sexy, Raven Haired Fox – The Beer Googler
Daily Bikini: Penelope Cruz – Celeb Slam
Republic of Argentina Has Amazing Tits – Ehowa
Sexy Photos of Celebs on August 18th – Daily Fill
Aubrey O’ Day’s Juicy Cleavage – Moe Jackson
OLD: Paris Hilton Gives A Blowjob – Famous Blow
Don’t Mess With Mama Jackson – Epic Bull
Amber Rose is really in the lime light because she’s dating Kanye West and well, just look at that ass in a thong. HOT DAMN! Amber gives us a sneak peek at her Complex magazine photoshoot and to be honest, it looks like it’s gonna be H-O-T!
After our latest post on Amber Rose wandering off topless with the likes of Kanye West, we discovered through the internetz that some pics of her ACTUALLY topless are out. Here they are dear lovely wankers.
Although I preferred her with clothes on, this should do.
Lil’ Kim Performing with Her Big Tits of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Joanna Page is Nude in a HD Movie Scene – Nudography
More Hot Britney Spears Bikini Pictures – Movie Blog
Kayla Collins Nude for Playboy – 2 Damn Hot
Many Amateur Beach Babes Nude Gallery – Silent Pix
Christina Aguilera Yellow Bra Slip – Glamzilla
Khloe Kardashian Caught With Coke – Celeb Jihad
Julia Alexandratou Topless in Esquire Greece – NSFW POA
Eva Amurri’s Awesome Cleavage – Celebrity Odor
Joanna Krupa Wears Red Lingerie – on 205th
Erin Andrews Amazingly Hot for GQ Video – Don Chavez
Freaky Topless Girls – Celebrity Honeys
Super sexy model Brooklyn Decker sheds her top for GQ magazine looking all horny like she wants to get pig roasted by you and your neighbor Ralph. How do I know your neighbors name is Ralph? I know all! Joking but I know you want to pig roast Brooklyn, that’s common knowledge.
I’ve seen lots of candid pictures of Kanye West’s girlfriend Amber Rose is some pretty insane attire, much like shit Lady Gaga would wear with her penis tucked away. If I might say, Amber has a fine ass to display in a thong at Miami Beach but the bitch severely teases us while sunbathing topless. Kanye shoots the birdie at us but his girl is still showing her big round ass in a tiny thong so we win.
This may be my last Britney Spears bikini post because quite frankly her bikini’s aren’t getting sexier or smaller. In fact, I can’t believe she’s been wearing a bikini everyday and we haven’t seen a pussy lip, a nipple slip or even the shadow of her sad areola’s. Boring! I’m over Brit Brit so this celeb battle is a battle of herself, Which Britney is hotter? Candid purple bikini Britney with more rolls than a bakery on her belly or with the magical help of lighting, make-up artists, hair weave magician and strange poses to hide her fat blobs on Letterman Britney?
Purple Bikini Britney
Britney’s Letterman appearance yesterday
I think it’s safe to say Lindsay Lohan as officially burned all her bras because bitch wears all these little see through shirts all the damn time. It’s totally awesome for us tittie lovin’ folks but she’ll be regretting that shit when her titties are mistaken for love handles.
Uncensored Morning Links:
Blake Lively’s Got Some Good Cleavage – Drunken Stepfather
Kristen Bell Gets Her Nice Ass Dirty – HQ-Celebrity
Tiffani Amber Thiessen (old school) Bikini Pics – Caveman Circus
More Ramblings from a Pornstar Whore – Dirty Rotten Whore
Liz Fuller Takes Off Her Bikini Top At The Beach – Celeb Punani
34D Model + Hip Hop Babe, Esther Baxter Photos – Uncoached
So You Think You Can Rape – The Blemish
Lindsay Lohan @ Inglorious Bastards Premiere – Moe Jackson
Celebrity Sex Fully Uncensored – Famous Blow
Two Blonde MILFs – Epic Bull
Your New Secret Girlfriend has Arrived
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Why College Beach Volleyball Will Rule
What If Celebrities Were Fat
Topless Pics of Imogen Thomas and More
Tiger Woods’ POA Hit The Beach
The Girls Of Front Magazine
