This oughta spice up your Monday morning that you totally need since you’re at work and not home jerking it to midget porn. Keeley Hazell is like a super hero, she and her awesome tits are here to save the day. Too bad she isn’t making house calls because I can use a nice motor boating session.
Pornstar Stormy Daniels beat her husband over the weekend because of some loonie laundry issue and got arrested for it. Sounds odd but what is weirder is that she’s married. I had no idea this whore was married to some douche bag who can’t handle a woman throwing slaps and pulling hair.
According to Tampa cops, 30-year-old Daniels was arrested on Saturday after she allegedly smashed a bunch of stuff inside her home and then beat up her husband. Stormy’s hubby, Michael Mosny, told cops she got mad over the way the laundry had been done … then lost her mind shortly after when she discovered some unpaid bills.
Gay. This bitch is either a fucking black belt in man beatings or her husband is a whiny bitch who can’t defend himself from a floppy pussied woman. He deserves it a beating.
Gisele Bundchen looking very hot semi-nude photoshoot for London Fog and you can’t even tell she has a bun in the oven. I can’t believe this bitch is pregnant. What a shame too but then again if she sticks to whatever Alessandra Ambrosio did during her pregnancy, Gisele will bounce back to her awesome figure. We hope.
Boobacious Katy Perry wore a rather revealing dress with her titties spilling out but I noticed one thing about her that I don’t really like anymore. It’s her face, her face without the magic of photoshop looks just as bad at Tori Spelling waking up in the morning looking for pre-breakfast sexy time. That’s just yuck.
Nothing like a good morning with Imogen Thomas’s titties all exposed and soaking wet with awesome outdoor lighting. The perfect start to the perfect party weekend.
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