It’s Friday and what’s better than kick starting your binge drinking weekend with some hot celebrity asses you’d sale your kidney on the black market to fondle. I’m more of a tittie person but I can appreciate a good set of quality buns any day. Grade A celebrity asses starts off with a no brainer…

Eva Longroia

Eva’s plump booty in a bikini. Although I’ve never seen this chick in action on the big screen, her ass is so fine it doesn’t even matter if she’s a worse actress that JLO.

Jessica Alba

Jessica is by far the hottest celebrity in a bikini with her perfect round ass bent over for epic masturbation time.

Monica Cruz

Penelope Cruz’s hot sister Monica Cruz is the type of chick I’d like to wrestle in a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding because you know Latina women are aggressive when put is a sticky situation.

Heidi Montag

Ok, Heidi Montag is the most annoying bitch in Hollywood but that girl has a fantastic ass on her. period.

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr is such a pretty girl with the cutest little ass on her tiny body. She’s well proportionate and I bet you her ass smells like a bed of Jasmine flowers. After her shower, of course.