2009 July | MeandIsis

It’s Friday and what’s better than kick starting your binge drinking weekend with some hot celebrity asses you’d sale your kidney on the black market to fondle. I’m more of a tittie person but I can appreciate a good set of quality buns any day. Grade A celebrity asses starts off with a no brainer…

Eva Longroia

Eva’s plump booty in a bikini. Although I’ve never seen this chick in action on the big screen, her ass is so fine it doesn’t even matter if she’s a worse actress that JLO.

Jessica Alba

Jessica is by far the hottest celebrity in a bikini with her perfect round ass bent over for epic masturbation time.

Monica Cruz

Penelope Cruz’s hot sister Monica Cruz is the type of chick I’d like to wrestle in a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding because you know Latina women are aggressive when put is a sticky situation.

Heidi Montag

Ok, Heidi Montag is the most annoying bitch in Hollywood but that girl has a fantastic ass on her. period.

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr is such a pretty girl with the cutest little ass on her tiny body. She’s well proportionate and I bet you her ass smells like a bed of Jasmine flowers. After her shower, of course.

TAGS: Editorials

Ashley Greene Has Nipples

Friday, July 31st, 2009 | 2 Comments

Actress Ashley Greene wore a see through white tank top during a photoshoot in L.A. giving us a little nipple tease in broad daylight. I don’t get what the buzz is about this girl, she’s not anyone that special but I think it has to do with the Twilight bullshit everyone is flippin’ out for. Who cares, who cares.

TAGS: Ashley Greene

Elisabetta Canalis Has a Perfect Ass

Friday, July 31st, 2009 | 1 Comment

Apparently George Clooney is tapping his new piece of ass Elisabetta Canalis who might I say has a phenomenal ass and perfect bikini body I’d like to tap every once and a while. Do you thing Georgy would share his lady friend? Let’s hope they make a sex tape and that shit leaks all over the fucking place.

Uncensored Morning Links:

Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples – Taxi Movie Driver

A Giant Rack on Ice – Celebrity Honeys

Monica Belluci, the photos you probably haven’t seen – Caveman Circus

Emanuelle Chriqui Nice Cleavage Candids – Glamzilla

Karline Jelinek is a Teen Bombshell – Kick Ass Movies

Playboy Netty Maj gets Nude – Silent Pix

Elisabeth Gregoraci Nipple Slip – Speed Monkey

This Will Freak You Out – Time Killer

Kendra Wilkinson Topless in Show Part 1 – Famous Blow

Lavina Chan is a Sexy Naked Japanese – Girls of Desire

10 Awesome Runway Fails – Celebrity Odor

TAGS: Elisabetta Canalis

Alice Goodwin Shows her Tits in ZOO Magazine

Friday, July 31st, 2009 | 1 Comment

Glamour model and sexy babe with spectacular natural boobs, Alice Goodwin look so good I could eat her up like a starving flesh eating zombie. I would even eat her brains with a smile if I could. Wow, I took this to levels I’m not sure are legal.

TAGS: Alice Goodwin

Uncensored Links of the Day

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 | No Comments

Katy Perry’s Whore Dress Shows Cleavage – DRW

Miryan Martin Teases Us without her Bikini – on 205th

Hot Alice Goodwin is Topless for Zoo Mag – NSFW POA

Fatty: Jessica Simpsons Vows To Get Thing Again – Celeb Jihad

Tara Reid’s Awesome Ass in her pink Bikini – HQ-Celebrity

Rosario Dawson’s Nice Rack in a Bikini – Glamzilla

The Official Naked British Holiday – Celeb Punani

Sexy Australian Rachel Taylor Upskirt – Speed Monkey

Jessica Biel, A Very Hot Gallery – Caveman Circus

Carrie Minter Naked Playboy Pictures – 2 Damn Hot

Brittney Skye Topless with a Tie – Kick Ass Movies

Young Party and Candid Teens Naked – Whoredom

Porn Star Rachel Roxxx Gets Naked in the Car – Silent Pix

Your Boobs Are Out of Control – Time Killer

Katya strips To Show Off Her Bazookas – Girls of Desire

Carnival Princess: Melissa Rycroft – Epic Carnival

TAGS: Katy Perry

Gemma Massey’s Outdoor Nudity

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 | 2 Comments

Our favorite glamour model turned slut Gemma Massey takes off her clothes and walks around nude as fuck outside for all of the UK to see. Sometimes, I can really appreciate a slut. Happy Thursday!

TAGS: Gemma Massey

Pixie Lott Panty Upskirt

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 | 1 Comment

I’ve can’t tell you what type of music Pixie Lott plays or if it’s any good but her panties are showing and she’s pretty cute so I don’t think all that other stuff really matters at this point. Wanna hear something crazy? This chick was born in 1991 making me feel real old and classifying her as a legal teen babe.

TAGS: Pixie Lott

Mandatory Nudity: Sarah Elizabeth Has a Peeping Tom

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 | No Comments

It’s almost Friday and what’s better than a naked chick to cheer you up because the weekend is a day away? This blonde naked chick. Ever wanted to peep on a chick but haven’t because it’s illegal to spy on unsuspecting woman naked by the window? Well Sarah Elizabeth is here to fulfill you perverted fantasies as a peeping Tom.

TAGS: Nude Model

Rachel Taylor Upskirt Moment

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Cute Australian actress Rachel Taylor flashed her light blue panties while speaking about something nobody really cares about because her panties are showing so it’s not like anyone is paying any attention anyway. She’s not really that famous but this is a start to a jump in her popularity.