Supermodel Miranda Kerr wore a revealingly sexy dress tot he the Model as a Muse Embodying Fashion Costume Institute Gala in New York looking not only eatable but fucking succulent. More succulent than bacon cover bacon deep fried in batter with more bacon. Delicious.
Archive for May, 2009
Michelle Marsh Topless Page 3 Calendar Photoshoot
Busty British babe Michelle Marsh poses topless with her big titties hanging out for a Page 3 calendar photoshoot making me squirm around on my desk chair. Luckily, I still have left over beers from my Cinco De MAyo party and will cool myself off with an ice cold one early this morning. How awesome is that? PRetty damn awesome in my book.
Jennifer Ellison’s Titties Smashed Together in Lingerie
Glamour model Jennifer Ellison wore the tightest bra known to man smashing her big titties together making me wonder if she could even breath during this photoshoot. Frankly, I don’t care if her head turned fuchsia, her titties look amazing in that bra. Nice socks too.
I’m Drunk Tuesday Links
For all those who love to watch drunk girls go all out – Time Killer
Miley Cyrus Panty Upskirt – Speedmonkey
Super cute Nude Asian – Girls of Desire
Nadine Coyle forgot to tie up her bikini – Celeb Punani
Katy Perry butt upskirt – Glamzilla
Vida Guerra’s hot ass in a bikini – Honey’s
Young Coed shows us her goods for the cam – Amateur Whoredom
Torrie Wilson is busty in a bikini – Kick Ass Movies
World’s Hottest Game Show Host – Lax Time
Tanned Teen Fucked on Couch – Link Humper
Lindsay Lohan at her peak (pokies) – Brainless
Porn star (i think) Lela Star, showing her goods – Caveman Circus
Tila Tequila fucking Ray-J – Celebrity Odor
Cute Blonde Teen Beatrice eating grapes naked – 2 Damn Hot
Salma Hayek naked on the beach – True Scandals
Christina Aguilera is a sexy naughty nurse – Vidicafe
Kayden Kross Blows a Banana on Cinco De Mayo
Kayden Kross blows a banana on this fine Cinco De Mayo in some real sexy lingerie in the kitchen making me want to get up and waddle over and grab me an ice cold Corona from the fridge, even though it’s still morning time. Kayden is a supreme babe and she makes me all hot and bothered inside. Happy Cinco De Mayo, drink up and try not to pray to the porcelain god tonight. Jode Cuervo is the devil…. delicious devil.
Carli Banks Gets Naked on Cinco De Mayo
Sweet Carli Banks strips her hot pink lingerie to expose her bare breasts on Cinco De Mayo, making this evening come faster than ever. Get it? Come faster than ever? haha. No seriously, I’m going to party my faux Mexican ass off tonight. I have a date with Jose Cuervo and his cousin salt and lime.
Aubrey O’Day Upskirt on Cinco De Mayo
The slithering whore that is Aubrey O’Day went to Katsuya Restaurant wearing panties but flashing them all over town like the swamp rat she is. Why is she even being photographed by paparazzi’s? It’s not like she’s in a girl band or an actress. She’s a nobody with tits.










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