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Pamela Anderson Naked for Hugh Hefner’s Birthday

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

As a surprise to Hugh Hefner and is wrinkling birthday, Pamela Anderson brought out her cake stark ass naked as a gift, to a man that has seen millions upon millions of nude women in his life. A man that has scored with more chicks than all the people that you know combined. A man that is currently dating teenagers his sons age. Why give him an image of a has-been mother who has cottage cheese oozing out of her ass? No thank you Pam, keep that shit to yourself.

Man, if only time machines existed already…

TAGS: Pamela Anderson

Shauna Sand Shows her Orange Cleavage

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

Our favorite non-famous Hollywood whore Shauna Sand strut her orange titties showing a bit of implant cleavage to the paparazzi while clubbing and I thought to myself, Why doesn’t she just strip her clothes off whenever she’s out? I mean, we’ve all seen her titties and it’s attention that she’s looking for. Why not just say fuck it and show her clammy clam? Not that I’m desperate to see this ho-bag naked but pussy is pussy.

TAGS: Shauna Sand

Laura Ulhmann & Kaitlin Hawkins in Hot Thongs

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

I don’t have the slightest clue who these two chick Laura Ulhmann and Kaitlin Hawkins are but they are in thong bikinis so I ain’t complaining. These two chicks are probably looking for their moments of fame so why not step it up a notch and let them titties loose like NUTS magazine? I love NUTS.

TAGS: Kaitlin Hawkins, Laura Ulhmann

Scarlett Johansson Moet & Chandon Ad

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 | No Comments

The curvaceous Scarlett Johansson posed in all photoshop glory for Moet and Chandon campaign ad in boring unflattering dresses. If that champagne wants to sell their over priced beverage they need to put Scarlett in a teeny tiny thong straddling a giant bottle of Moet and Chandon. There you go, that would be the ticket to a hight boost of sales. You can thank me later Moet.

TAGS: Scarlett Johansson

Drunk and Hot Thursday

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

Drunk busty girls behaving badly – Magamba

The super hot Imogen Bailey gets naked – Girls of Desire

Leaked Amateur blowjob sex tape – Link Humper

Three horny teen girls topless – Amateur Whoredom

Lucy Pinder gets topless in Loaded – Celebrity Honey’s

Paris Hilton showing off some whore cleavage – Dirty Rotten Whore

Mariah Carey showing off her massive tits in a bikini – Glamzilla

Kelly Brook showing off her nice ass and tits in a bikini – Celebrity Movie Blog

Keira Knightley gets Chris Brown in a domestic violence video – Celebrity Odor

Angelina Jolie shows some tits – True Scandals

Two midgets fucking – Mucho Sucko

Boobs and a Music Video – Time Killer

Playboy’s Sara Underwood topless trying to box something – Lax Time

Sophie Howard’s Tits will make Thursday Feel like Friday

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

Sophie Howard is no doubt UK’s biggest awesomest big natural boobs ever to plop out onto the topless magazine and pictorials scene. I would die a happy person to ever be able to motorboat those jugs. True Story, Sophie Howard’s titties complete me.

TAGS: Sophie Howard

Christina Milian is Channeling Coco

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

All we needed from these paparazzi pictures of Christina Milian is some cleavage and more camel toe to really channel Coco’s hoochie ass. I don’t get the puppies in the background or why Christina would bleach out her hair and wear terrible high wasted shorts from 1972 hell. On the plus side, her legs be bangin’!

TAGS: Christina Milian

Britney Spears is all Types of Photoshopped

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

Britney Spears is the new face of Candies at Kohl’s ad campaign and the people at the Candies design team touched her up as if she time traveled to 2001 when she was at her prime hotness. Photoshop is Britney’s best friend forever because bitch will never look like this again… in real life.

TAGS: Britney Spears

Mallory Adams Wants to Show you her Tits

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

Blonde pancake tits Mallory Adams joined the whores of Playboy to show you her shaved punaninan all airbrushed to perfection so you can jerk your chicken or if you’re a female, flick your bean. I’m not into platinum blondes but I won’t discriminate either.

TAGS: Mallory Adams

Kelly Brook’s Massive Cleavage in Love magazine

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

Ok, I’m going to go ahead and say this out loud, some photographers are fucking weirdo acid eating freaks. How the hell to they think putting Kelly Brook in some of these outfits in Love magazine and think it’s hot? The first couple, yes they scored points there with the massive bulging titties but I take it the acid peeked for the rest of the photoshoot. Jeebus, she looks like an idiot in the last one.

TAGS: Kelly Brook

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