Crab infested Lindsay Lohan posed for Nylon magazine in some boring ass shots except for the 2 to last image where she wore no pants in her panties but where’s her hips? Bitch ain’t got no curves, but she makes up for her white girl body with some nice big natural titties. I hate it that I find Lindsay superbly attractive but the fact is, she’s a babe. A dirty vagina crusty sexually confused babe that needs to gain a few pounds. I’ll still bang the shit out of her, really, I would.
Naomi Watts gets all sexed up by Sean Penn in 21 Grams a really great movie but I totally dig the authentic nipple sucking and screwing. Although the penetration is fake, it still totally turns me on with the bonus of a good quality film with a sad ending.
Got a case of the Mondays? Well toss your worries out the window because here’s a prescription of the sexy Marisa Miller and her awesome long tanned legs trying to sell some expensive ass cream you don’t need. I’ll buy 2 cases for a blow job. A hand job? A nipple slip? Ok, no nudity or sexual pleasure just hold the bottle and pose for us. Thank you Marisa. tease.
Hot brunette babe Hope Dworacyk was crowned Playboy’s Miss April 2009 with her amazingly sexy body, perfect round tits and an ass you’d stick your face in. I’m not inter salad tossing but with an ass like Hope’s, you’d try anything twice.
Remember Carmen Electra? She hasn’t done anything sexy in a while so I was pleased to find these Maxim magazine Mexico issue on my beloved internets and luckily for us, her nipples weren’t photoshopped out. I hate it when magazine do that, it’s like they’re nippleless mutants and I love nipples. It completes the tittie.
This is what happens when you marry a child, man child Ashton Kutcher sent via Twitter an image of his wife Demi Moore bending over in her granny panties to remind the world that he’s still tapping that elderly ass. If it was a sexy thong, I’d high five him but no, you fail Ashton.
Who ever Joi Ryda hoe is, bitch got a booty full of wet corn flakes and pancake tits for a complete breakfast. Being that the weekend is over I wanted to leave you with something to remember me by, this nasty skanks ass all greased up for this fine Sunday morning. Enjoy her with your coffee or tea.
Who the fuck is that ugly person? Pamela Anderson needs to change her diest or something because she’s starting look like a mutant whore rather than the busty Bay Watch babe we all know and love. Also, I’ve probably seen her tits about 100 times like most people and it never looked like this before. For fuck sake Pam, change your lifestyle.
Kate Moss slipped a nipple during a photoshoot and it looks like it hurts, seriously look at that thing. But it is a nipple slip, one of the millions that Kate has suffered in her lifetime. Congratulations, you are a veteran nipple slipper.