Seriously, I’m not alone here. Miranda Kerr should just be in a bikini always… and forever. Maybe she should go the extra step and simply get a permanent tattoo image of a bikini on her tiny model body. Wouldn’t that be totally rad? Yes, yes it would because she’d be naked but not really.
Archive for March, 2009
Cindy Taylor Sexy Bikini in Max Magazine
Sexy Latina babe Cindy Taylor wears the hottest bikinis for her photo spread in Max Magazine March 2009 issue and it’s making me all hot and bothered. There’s just something about Latina women that have a little extra spice in them, rather than the typical blonde blue eyed white girls in America. That and Latina bitches can cook a mean din din.
Paris Hilton and her Push-Up Bra Eat Dinner
Paris Hilton must have stuffed that magic bra with four rolls of toilet paper to get her little titties up that high, we’ve all seen her tits and their about an A-cup away from resembling a bug bite. Nonetheless, money well spent on a bra that makes her body look this bangin’. Her face still needs work, lots of work.
Hot Bitches Tuesday Links
Some bitches are naughtier then we think HOT – Time Killer
Beyonce’s sweaty but sexy body in a tight bikini – Celebs Pictorials
Kendra Wilkinson and her REALLY really hot friend – Dirty Rotten Whore
Some busty but hot chick is taking off her clothes in her own closet?! – Amateur Whoredom
Jessica Alba holding her melons! – Epic Bull
Really hot Busty chick lets fat guy look at her breast – Hot Bitches Only
Miranda Kerr has the hottest ASS, no questions asked – Watching Hollywood
Stacey Keibler Sizzles in FHM magazine
Blonde bombshell Stacy Keibler’s fine body sizzles in FHM magazine in these rather itty bitty sexy bikinis. I’m totally digging the tiny purple one with just a tiny bit of cloth covering up her titties. Leaves little to the imagination and that’s a sweet deal because my brain hurts if I think too much. Less is more… sorta.
Kim Kardashian’s Bubbly Booty in a Bikini
Kim Kardashian is in Miami soaking up all the sun with her rather large bubbly ass and she brought her beastly sister along to destroy all the Miamians who expect babes trotting around their beloved beaches. Khloe needs to stay locked up in a cave with all of her own species of amazonian cave creatures. Leave the bikini thing to Kim and the other hot Kardashian sister Kourtney.
Marisa Miller because she’s Marisa Miller
Marisa Miller is such a babe, when she talks I feel a little bubbly sensation in my stomach or maybe that’s just gas from all the burritos I ate yesterday? Nonetheless, Marisa is a rare beauty and she pretty much looks hot all the damn time even without her hair done and make-up. Rare beauty indeed.
Gotta Love Foreign TV Shows
This Italian show has this hot chick stripping on stage tossing her top off jiggling her titties around for the live audience. Now, how cool is that? That shit doesn’t fly in the States because the conservatives heads would start spinning and vomit green stuff if anything remotely awesome like that aired during family time game shows. I live in the wrong country.









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